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Hanukkah aka חֲנֻכָּה‎ is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the Jews in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with candles or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the Egyptians or persecution from the Nazis or persecution from America's Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday.

The truth is that when Christmas was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their beliefs or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, Hanukkah was born! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of Christmas and Kwanzaa. Hanukkah in their language means "rededication."


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