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A Nazi, or National Socialist, aka wikipedia part of Wikimedia Foundation aka WMFOffice is a member of the Nationalsozialistischen Deutschen Arbeiterpartei religion and a follower of its ideology. Nazis came to power in Germany at least 100 years ago under the wise leadership of Adolf Hitler who loved wikijews. For teh lulz, they went and took over Europe and allegedly killed over 12,000,000,000,000 Untermenschen. Chances are if a loser, buttfucking person like you lived in Germany around that time, then you would be rightfully pwned as well, especially if you are a kike, fag, nigga, retard, or fattie. Because of this, Nazis are pure good and you must show your support of all things Nazi at every given opportunity. If anyone shows the slightest interest in the Third Reich in history or National Socialism as a political theory, or even spiffy uniforms, you must assist them in any way possible.

Could you imagine what type of shit hole we would be living in if they hadn't killed all those Jews? There would be Jews everywhere! Let's be nice and say only 12 million were killed (which wasn't enough): they would have multiplied like Asian bunnies. It is a known fact that Jews are the cause of all the world's problems. We would be driving flying cars powered by the earth's energy, no Ben Stiller movies, and maybe you wouldn't be so fucking poor, along with knowing the fact that when shit hits the fan and the world is about to be fucked, that's when some Jew kyke basterds will be in a space ship sipping kosher bud light because their ancestors spent their entire time on earth trying to JEW YOU HARD.

(( Today, May 8th, We Celebrate When The Nazis Put Their Asses Up In The Air And Germany Became America's Bitch ))


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...On May, 8 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the Nazis and made the good part of Germany their Bitch?
...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence?
...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook?
...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!

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	“	If, drunk with sight of power, we loose Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe, Such boastings as the Gentiles use, Or lesser breeds without the Law— Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet, Lest we forget—lest we forget!	„
	—Rudyard Kipling: Recessional

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