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| | '''Jelly Pirates''' is a [[forced meme]] on 4chan's [[b/|/b/]] board. A Jelly Pirate thread will usually have a shooped or [[AI]] slop image of a pirate holding Welch's brand grape jelly, followed by the poster either telling you to join now or be gay, how you're too much of a [[newfag]] to remember the supposed Jelly Pirate raids of '06, or somehow tying it back to the king of current /b/, [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Andy Sixx]]. |
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| [[File:Trollhat luffy.jpg|170px]] | | Despite what Jelly Niggers will tell you, this is still a somewhat virgining meme, with discourse of it only kept for the [[faggots|cool kids]] who still use 4chan. |
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| | ''Wanna [[LARP]] as a trve Jellyposter? We got you covered, with these phrases you'll fit right it! Don't forget to [[spam]]! |
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| | ===List of people who are Jellyposters=== |
| | *[[Donald Trump]] |
| | *[[Alex Pretti]] |
| | *[[Greta Thunberg]] |
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| | ===See Also=== |
| | *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] |
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| | '''The Gamer Gator''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Christopher Brian Holloman''') is the obese former co-host to [[Ethan Ralph]]'s show The Killstream, and [[Otaku]] [[Mister Metokur]] simp, who fucks bodypillows and is struggling to get by financially. |
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| | His name comes [[stolen|derives]] from the name give to the retards who were heavily invested in [[GamerGate]], something he in fact was, and his autistic care for owning the libs got him a spot to be a co-host on Ethan Ralph's show The Killstream. |
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| | *{{Kfthread|81181|KF thread}} |
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| <b>[[Lolziecow69]] made this article, meaning it's absolute dogshit.</b>
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| ==This part 3==
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| |style="width:35%;"|'''King of Da Sektur'''
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| |'''Orbiters'''
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| |[[Andrew Anglin]] • [[Cocaine|Andy Warski]] • [[Boogie2988]] • [[Bowblax]] • [[Brittany Venti]] • [[Down syndrome|Cog City]] • [[Corey Barnhill]] • [[DarksydePhil]] • [[Destiny (Streamer)|Destiny]] • [[Dick Masterson]] • [[Digibro]] • [[Emily Youcis]] • [[FlamencoTV]] • [[Frank Hassle]] • [[Bri'ish|Godwinson]] • [[Keemstar]] • [[Liar|KingofPol]] • [[Kraut and Tea]] • [[Retard|Mersh]] • [[Pegging|Michael Alberto]] • [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] • [[Mister Metokur]] • [[Mundane Matt]] • [[Nick Fuentes]] • [[Coke|Nick Rekieta]] • [[Null]] • [[Pantsu]] • [[Whore|Pippa Pipkins]] • [[Obese|PPP]] • [[Sargon of Akkad]] • [[Seattle4Truth]] • [[Shadman|Soph]] • [[Fat|The Gamer Gator]] • [[TheQuartering]] • [[Internet Tough guy|Tonka Saw]] • [[Turkey Tom]] • [[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] • [[Pedophile|Vito]] • [[AZN|Zidan]]
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| |'''Enemies'''
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| | [[8chan]] • [[Alcohol]] • [[Alt-Right]] • [[Chris Chan]] • [[GamerGate]] • [[Gunt]] • [[Kiwi Farms]] • [[Solomon Henderson]] • [[Xanax]]
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| ==This IIII==
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| ===Early 2020s Meme Rap===
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| The later stage of meme rap was more in your face with how much they were just jerking off on a track. With most of them referencing, rapping, and sampling things like [[Hentai]], [[Super Mario Bros.]], or [[Gay porn]].
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| ==This the 5th==
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| '''The Sektur''' is loose collective of political adjacent personalities, mainly Internet ones, that orbit [[Ethan Ralph]]. The Sektur is similar to the [[skeptic]]s community of old, but more "extreme" in their way of thinking and antics they would get into. Basically The Skeptics would be [[Reddit]], and The Sektur would be [[8chan]].
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| The term "Sektur" was coined by Ralph, but later adopted as more of an umbrella term by [[KiwiFarms|KF]]fags when talking about his [[orbiter]]s.
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| There are many different different shows and people that fall under the Sektur umbrella due to their heavy association with Ralph.
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| '''The Gamer Gator''' is Ralph's most loyal lapdog, original co-host and fat autistic [[Mister Metokur|Metokur]] fanboy.
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| '''Zidan'''{{Nazi}} is the [[AZN]] [[Nazi]] of the group, and one of the few non-[[aryan]] members of the Sektur. He handled most of the technological sides of streaming due to Ralph's incompetence to do so. | | '''Looney Tunes''' is an [[old meme]] of a cartoon, with it being around for so long many things have come from it. |
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| | ===Origins=== |
| | ===Characters=== |
| | ===Space Jam=== |
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| | ===Racist Shit=== |
| | ===Anti-Nazis=== |
| | ===The Looney Tunes Show=== |
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| '''FlamencoTV'''{{Boylover}} is a fat pedo no one actually ever liked. Also a Metokur fanboy.
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| Left after dox threat.
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| '''Randbot''' [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]], alcoholic [[aussie]], shits his pants live on stream and beats his wife.
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| '''Nora''' is Ralph's obese paki ex-wife. Used to co-host and even had a child with him.
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| '''Seattle4Truth''' short lived co-host, left after killing his dad lol.
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| '''Aaron Fechter{{jew}}''' is the {{age|1953|12|22}} divorced Jewish furry scammer who owns the rights to the now mostly forgotten restaurant franchise '''Showbiz Pizza Place''' and it's fictional band '''The Rock-afire Explosion'''. His autistic attachment to these characters has lead him to tirelessly keep the dying brand alive by any means he can. Aaron is the coder and engineer of the animatronics used in the [[garbage|establishments]], and was originally beloved by the retards who obsess over the [[1980s|80s]] corporate slop.
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| He plays multiple characters in the cast of animatronic furfags including the main mascot ''Billy Bob''.
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| Aaron has uttered the dreaded nigger word multiple times in his career, even saying it in the voice of Billy Bob [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUeIr24cNkg while singing a CeeLo Green song]. Because the remaining fans of Showbiz are [[Reddit]] manchildren they started to turn on him because of this. Being as these people are his only source of income, he started to do damage and control on Reddit saying how he has black friends so it's okay, and how it wasn't him, but the character saying it.
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| He claims to have made Whack-a-Mole, even making a variant after [[9/11]] called "[[Bin Laden]] Basher". This is not only out of a form of patriotism guilt due to his [[JEWS DID WTC|Jewish brethren hitting the towers]], but also because he really hates those damn [[Muslims]]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20200531180001/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZtbYHrsAxY Even getting his animatronics to disavow them.]
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| Not only does he claim to be the "father" of Whack-a-Mole, but also email.
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| Aaron is very self absorbed and is the type to search his name on Google. He even watches shitty video essays about him made by [[PNG]]Tubers just to correct any inaccuracies or to stroke his cock to his "accomplishments"
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| Hydrillium is a power source that is supposed to be eco friendly created by Aaron. The purpose of this "invention" was to create a cheaper source of power for the general public, or has he put it the universe. This would be a good idea in theory, if it wasn't executed by a man who made his living by making furfag animatronics that have three movements. Needless to say it failed and literally blew up in his face after an explosion happened in the building he was working on the project in. And according to him shook buildings through out the town.
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| {{Quote|Only an idiot does research on Kiwifarms. Only a idiot participates in Kiwifarms.|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Animatronics/comments/s5j1mw/comment/htk7qe3/ Aaron Fetcher on Reddit.]}}
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| In a thread about a fellow female engineer, he posted in it to [[whiteknight]] her and talk about how much of a good friend she is. The tards at KF took notes and began a thread about him which a young [[Epic Ween|ween]] found and posted a failtroll he did on Aaron. Written in the most incoherent niggerbabble he talked about how him and his friends stole a mask from him, got kicked out, and then prank called him.
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| Since Showbiz is a thing of the past, Aaron is struggling to get by, even living in a trailer home that homeless people regularly piss on. So in order to keep on the lights he's resorted to [[E-begging]] on YouTube and selling anything he can. This includes selling destroyed tit pieces of one of the female animatronics, which he promptly masturbated on before selling it to [[you]] as a way of appreciation.
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| Besides the shittiest garbage being overpriced on Ebay, he also does Cameos, which nobody buys. He's tried to cloutchase off of other notable members in his own community, but has only made more enemies doing so, including the fat [[neckbearded]] retard, The Carpetbagger, who Aaron sucked off the most out of any of his orbiters, even making him a plush toy of himself. But after a supposed slapfight Aaron sold the last of the stock with a message in the description calling him obese.
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{Kfthread|43112|KiwiFarms thread}}
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| *{{Kfuser|7536|His KF account}}
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| **{{kfuser|144027|KF troll}}
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| *{{Reddituser|aaronfechter2}}
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| *{{twitter|rockafire}}
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| *{{Ytuser|therockafire}}
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| *[https://www.ebay.com/str/ceipremiumvideochannel Jewish Ebay Account]
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| *[[David McKillips]] - Pedophile version of Aaron.
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| *[[Fall Out Boy]] - Was able to get a connection with them.
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| *[[Five Nights at Freddy's]] - For obvious reasons.
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| *[[Infowars]] - His favorite news source.
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