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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6, 1997 ({{Age|1997|10|6}} years old)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6, 1997 ({{Age|1997|10|6}} years old)}} | ||
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'''Brandon Andrew Clark''' is a MangelRogel lookalike who stilted the throat of [[Ecsty|Bianca Michelle Devins]], killing her. The most commonly accepted reason for his actions is that Clark flew into a fit of extreme jealousy—although there are those who believe Bianca may have actually instigated the act herself, as the culmination of some form of ''[[Fifty Shades of Grey]]'' sex-play. Following his brief dalliance with kosher butchery Brandon attempted to [[ | '''Brandon Andrew Clark'''{{Incel}} is a MangelRogel lookalike who stilted the throat of [[Ecsty|Bianca Michelle Devins]], killing her. The most commonly accepted reason for his actions is that Clark flew into a fit of extreme jealousy—although there are those who believe Bianca may have actually instigated the act herself, as the culmination of some form of ''[[Fifty Shades of Grey]]'' sex-play. Following his brief dalliance with kosher butchery Brandon attempted to [[an hero]] by [[Self Injury|slitting his wrists]], [[Doing it wrong|horizontally]]. However, Brandon failed miserably, thus, currently spending the rest of his worthless existence tag-teamed by Tyrone and DeVonte, and also sharing cell with [[Bubba]], where he is currently sucking his feet until he gets some mortal stomachal disease. | ||
[[File:Brandonclark.png|thumb|left|250px|His [[Fail|failed attempt]]]] | |||
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* Better known as roofieing: <br> ''' | * Better known as roofieing: <br> '''Magical spell cast by goblin types giving them the ability to sleep with unsuspecting hot girls. <br> Used by Brandon to put Bianca into a stupor so that she'd be easy to kill.''' | ||
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| Born | October 6, 1997 (28 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | 1 kill |
| Top 50? | Not even close |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, failed |
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Brandon Andrew Clark
is a MangelRogel lookalike who stilted the throat of Bianca Michelle Devins, killing her. The most commonly accepted reason for his actions is that Clark flew into a fit of extreme jealousy—although there are those who believe Bianca may have actually instigated the act herself, as the culmination of some form of Fifty Shades of Grey sex-play. Following his brief dalliance with kosher butchery Brandon attempted to an hero by slitting his wrists, horizontally. However, Brandon failed miserably, thus, currently spending the rest of his worthless existence tag-teamed by Tyrone and DeVonte, and also sharing cell with Bubba, where he is currently sucking his feet until he gets some mortal stomachal disease.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 What do you expect of a single kill? |
| Style: | 5/20 Jealous over an E-Girl |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Only heard on true crime |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Fuck off |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See also
- Ecsty - The thot that he slayed.
- Fail
- Knife
- Ricardo Lopez
- Robert Aaron Long
External Links
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |