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Consoomers

Consoomers

Consoomers are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the disgusting creatures that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.

Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950s.

Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.

Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...


(( Dont ask questions just consoom product and get excited for next product ))

Read the full article... • Set by User:LordGrimThInvincible on 2026-5-27


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Quote of the Now
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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TEN YEARS TODAY SINCE THE DEATH OF HARAMBE. NEVER FORGET.
TEN YEARS TODAY SINCE THE DEATH OF HARAMBE.
NEVER FORGET.
TEN YEARS TODAY SINCE THE DEATH OF HARAMBE.
 NEVER FORGET.

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