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During September and October 2023, he met a [[Colombia|Cocainlombian]] teenaged boy called [[Stupid|Cleiver]], who was hardly jerking-off and constantly cumming while seeing her videos and listening to her kid voice. They became friends and on November, they [[So Cash|became a romantic couple]], leading their [[Elliot Rodger|Incel]] fans to start crying and slitting their wrists over and over. They | During September and October 2023, he met a [[Colombia|Cocainlombian]] teenaged boy called [[Stupid|Cleiver]], who was hardly jerking-off and constantly cumming while seeing her videos and listening to her kid voice. They became friends and on November, they [[So Cash|became a romantic couple]], leading their [[Elliot Rodger|Incel]] fans to start crying and slitting their wrists over and over. They were a couple, but they [[Loser|never met IRL]], and they only show their faces each other online, leading them to be forever and ever virgins. On July 2024, the retard Xia started a [[Troll|Trolling]] complot to his online fuckbuddy. And here is where the Controversy starts. | ||
[[File:CleiverIRL.png|thumb|right|250px|Her former boyfriend, high on [[Alcoholic|alcohol]] in the middle of a livestream]] | [[File:CleiverIRL.png|thumb|right|250px|Her former boyfriend, high on [[Alcoholic|alcohol]] in the middle of a livestream]] | ||
===Gotcha Bitch=== | ===Gotcha Bitch=== | ||
After exposing [[Stupid|Cleiver]], for manipulation, [[Sexting|Explotation]] and for [[Couch Cuck|Cucking]] her with 3 other [[GTA]] bitches on [[Gen Z|Instargram]], he started saying "[[Waaaambulance|Es mentira todo, es falso]]", translated to english "The Cake is a lie, she is a faker". Days later, some hackers revealed info about Xia, having [[CP|N00DS]] of his Ex, Cleiver, probably traumatized after seeing a small cock, like [[you|yours]] and later, the hackers had access to their P0rnHub Gallery, and discovering that she also had her own noods. These lulzy hackers, began [[Doxbin|Doxxing]] this retarded human being, and then, they got the phone number, address, family names, and they revealed 2 photos of her real face and more noods from her, leading on a case of [[Adam Lanza|Grooming]]. At the end, this Controversy was [[bullshit]] and ended up being a troll complot, with her doxxed and her noods leaked all over the internet. She also revealed he had an ex before Cleiver, called [[Jose Reyes|José]], who helped the hackers to gain access to her real identity and her boobie photos, with her, making a pose looking as a bitch with [[dick|cock]] thirst. | After exposing [[Stupid|Cleiver]], for manipulation, [[Sexting|Explotation]] and for [[Couch Cuck|Cucking]] her with 3 other [[GTA]] bitches on [[Gen Z|Instargram]], he started saying "[[Waaaambulance|Es mentira todo, es falso]]", translated to english "[[Portal|The Cake is a lie]], she is a faker". Days later, some hackers revealed info about Xia, having [[CP|N00DS]] of his Ex, Cleiver, probably traumatized after seeing a small cock, like [[you|yours]] and later, the hackers had access to their P0rnHub Gallery, and discovering that she also had her own noods. These lulzy hackers, began [[Doxbin|Doxxing]] this retarded human being, and then, they got the phone number, address, family names, and they revealed 2 photos of her real face and more noods from her, leading on a case of [[Adam Lanza|Grooming]]. At the end, this Controversy was [[bullshit]] and ended up being a troll complot, with her doxxed and her noods leaked all over the internet. She also revealed he had an ex before Cleiver, called [[Jose Reyes|José]], who helped the hackers to gain access to her real identity and her boobie photos, with her, making a pose looking as a bitch with [[dick|cock]] thirst. | ||
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Dedicated to all mass killers from movies, books and | Dedicated to all mass killers, FPS, CO-OP, Hack'n'Slash, Spore, Losers, Lulzy lusers and moar from movies (IRL or 3D), books, poems, comics and other stuff. This future list doesn't include '''"Natural Disaster Survival"''' sections, cuz we know they're gonna get the top 1 somehow. | ||
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! AN HERO? | ! AN HERO? | ||
! COMMENTS | ! COMMENTS | ||
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| [[File:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]] <br> [[File:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]] | |||
| Juan & other guys | |||
| 304 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2011 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Juan of the Dead|From "Juan of the Dead"]]. Thought they were in Walking Death: Cuba Edition and started killing people who were sick or scared. | |||
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| N | | N | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Rambo (2008 film)|From "Rambo 2008"]]. He's getting on every mass killing like [[Sam Hyde]]. Pwned some chinks to defend the [[USA|Jew S.A.]]. | | [[Wikipedia:Rambo (2008 film)|From "Rambo 2008"]]. He's getting on every mass killing like [[Sam Hyde]]. Pwned some chinks to defend the [[USA|Jew S.A.]]. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Henry | |||
| 232 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2005 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Hardcore Henry|From "Hardcore Henry"]]. [[ I told u i was hardcore]], but not as the guys above me. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]] <br> [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| King Kong | |||
| 205 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2005 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:King Kong (2005 film)|From "King Kong (2005)"]]. Gigantic gorilla went on a rampage. | |||
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| 1981-2009 | | 1981-2009 | ||
| N | | N | ||
| Hockey masked schizo sperged out several times. | | From "Friday the 13 franchise". Hockey masked schizo sperged out several times. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| Bill [[William Atchison|Williamson]] | |||
| 143 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2009 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Rampage (2009 film)|From "Rampage"]], a Soviet canuck wageslave living with his parents, decides to gear up with explosives and firearms and go ham, beating [[Gabriel Wortman]]'s Score before [[Epic Win|escaping]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] <br> [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]] | |||
| King Bowser | |||
| 131 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2023 | |||
| N (pwned by Mario Mario) | |||
| [[Wikipedia:The Super Mario Bros. Movie|From "The Super Mario Bros Movie"]]. Our [[An Hero|Villian]] taked hostages and slaves and went killing spree, killing some of them and other living creatures before our hero pwned him back. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] <br> [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]] <br> [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]] | |||
| Antonia Graza | |||
| 94 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2002 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Ghost Ship (2002 film)|From "Ghost Ship"]]. Haunted ship began killing people aboard. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]] | |||
| King Kong | |||
| 86 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2017 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Kong: Skull Island|From "Kong: Skull Island"]]. Again, our big ass primate hero rampaged, this time, through an island. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | ||
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| N | | N | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Rambo: First Blood Part II|From "Rambo: First Blood Part II"]]. Our hero went to Vietnam to free some prisoners and pwn commies down. | | [[Wikipedia:Rambo: First Blood Part II|From "Rambo: First Blood Part II"]]. Our hero went to Vietnam to free some prisoners and pwn commies down. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Frederick Charles Krueger | |||
| 62 | |||
| ? | |||
| 1984-2003 | |||
| N | |||
| From "Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise". He broke into the people's dreams, turned them into nightmares, and annihilated them while they were sleeping peacefully. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] <br> [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]] <br> [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]] | |||
| Mario Mario | |||
| 61 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2023 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:The Super Mario Bros. Movie|From "The Super Mario Bros Movie"]]. And we though Mario wasn't a killer at all. Highscored 61 and Bowser got moar. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Pumpkin | |||
| 61 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| From "Carved". Killer pumpkin goes amok. | |||
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| N | | N | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2|From "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2"]]. Again, Winnie, went amok and gets a better high score. | | [[Wikipedia:Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2|From "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2"]]. Again, Winnie, went amok and gets a better high score. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] <br> [[File:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}Britain]] <br> [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]] | |||
| Agent 47 | |||
| 58 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2007 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Hitman (2007 film)|From "Hitman (2007)"]]. The most feared hitman of all time. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Unnamed ship | |||
| 57 | |||
| ? | |||
| 1980 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Death Ship (1980 film)|From "Death Ship"]]. A fucking ship just killed 57 people and left an unknown number wounded. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]] | |||
| Yakuzas | |||
| 52 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2010 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:A Better Tomorrow (2010 film)|From "A Better Tomorrow (2010)"]]. Yakuzas went amok an beat [[Woo Bum-kon]]'s high score in South Korea. | |||
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| N | | N | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Rambo: Last Blood|From "Rambo:Last Blood"]]. Our hero, finally, takes revenge on [[Spics|mexicans]] for bitching her daughter. And that's how a [[Vietnam]] war veteran and Professional High Scorer lived alone and died alone from his 70s. | | [[Wikipedia:Rambo: Last Blood|From "Rambo:Last Blood"]]. Our hero, finally, takes revenge on [[Spics|mexicans]] for bitching her daughter. And that's how a [[Vietnam]] war veteran and Professional High Scorer lived alone and died alone from his 70s. | ||
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Spider | |||
| 46 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2013 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Big Ass Spider!|From Big Ass Spider!]]. Huge spider began killing people. Also '''[[Dat Ass|dat ass]]''' | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Neo | |||
| 45 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2003 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:The Matrix Reloaded|From "The Matrix Reloaded"]].Our hero, Neo, went again on his massacre of NPCs. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| [[Sam Hyde|Sam]] | |||
| 44 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2013 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Antisocial (film)|From "Antisocial"]]. Pissed off about getting dumped by her boyfriend, went on a killing crusade around the town. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Neo | |||
| 42 | |||
| ? | |||
| 1999 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:The Matrix|From "The Matrix"]]. Neo, a cybernerd, went on a martial art x shooting spree, when he discovers the [[Incel|Red Pill]]. | |||
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| [[Wikipedia:Hello Herman|From "Hello Herman"]]. Crazed 16-year-old teen shots up his school, EMails his favourite celebrity and gets V&. | | [[Wikipedia:Hello Herman|From "Hello Herman"]]. Crazed 16-year-old teen shots up his school, EMails his favourite celebrity and gets V&. | ||
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| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| Santa Claus | |||
| 41 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2005 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Santa's Slay|From "Santa's Slay"]]. Real [[Satan Claus]] gave some of the best Xmas presents. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Jack Frost | |||
| 31 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2000 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman|From "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman"]]. Crazy snowman went on a christmas rampage. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| IT | |||
| 31 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2017 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:IT|From "IT"]]. Killer clown went on a kidnapping spree. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Bunnyman | |||
| 28 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2014 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Bunnyman 2|From "Bunnyman 2"]]. Bunny disguised furry man went on a chainsaw massacre. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Enigmatic Player One <br> Brother-sister duo of Player Two <br> Player Three <br> Muscular Player Four | |||
| 26 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Stream (film)|From "Stream"]] 4 masked people went on a killing spree in a hotel. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagMongolia.png|23px|link{{=}}Mongolia]] <br> [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Mongolian death worm | |||
| 26 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2010 | |||
| N (killed by an explosion) | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Mongolian Death Worm (film)|From "Mongolian Death Worm"]]. This famous worm killed people on the gobi desert, then, killed some more in a industrial plant and had children before it exploded and killed his 9 children and him. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Leatherface | |||
| 24 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022 film)|From "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: 2024"]]. Leatherface went amok again with his chainsaw. Chainsaw-Man, an [[Weeb|Otaku]] girl's favourite, is proud of him after all | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Unnamed alien Llama | |||
| 23 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2015 | |||
| N | |||
| From "Llamageddon". Alien llama begans a killing spree with laser eyes and other lulzy stuff | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}Britain]] | |||
| Benny | |||
| 22 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Benny Loves You|From "Benny Loves You"]]. Batshit insane plush went on a meticulous planned party massacre. | |||
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| [[Wikipedia:Scary Movie|From "Scary Movie"]]. Killed 14 and caused the deaths by amok panic of 6. | | [[Wikipedia:Scary Movie|From "Scary Movie"]]. Killed 14 and caused the deaths by amok panic of 6. | ||
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| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Babyface | |||
| 20 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Happy Death Day 2U|From "Happy Death Day 2U"]]. '''HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U, FAGGOT''' | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Art the Clown | |||
| 20 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Terrifier 3|From "Terrifier 3"]].Again, our favourite B&W scary killer clown went on a gut-off sex sodomy massacre, like the clown and killer he is. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]] | |||
| Unnamed man | |||
| 18 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1989 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Elephant (1989)|From "Elephant"]], some unnamed paddy goes on a 38 minute shooting spree with a Doble-barrel shotgun and a pistol, becoming Ireland's biggest FPS scorer. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| Billy Lenz | |||
| 18 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2006 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Black Christmas (2006 film)|From "Black Xmas (2006)"]]. Insane family killer went on a home intruding massacre, killing adults only. Gave the best Xmas presents of 2006. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Babyface | |||
| 17 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2017 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Happy Death Day|From "Happy Death Day"]]. '''HAPPY DEATH DAY, FAGGOT''' | |||
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| 2019 | | 2019 | ||
| N | | N | ||
| [[Wikipedia: | | [[Wikipedia:IT: Chapter Two|From "IT 2"]]. Killer clown killed children and some adults. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] | |||
| Count Orlok | |||
| 16 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1922 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Nosferatu|From "Nosferatu"]], A hook-nose vampire kills some people via sucking their necks or through spreading a plague. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] <br> [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]] | |||
| Frankenstein | |||
| 15 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1942 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:The Ghost of Frankenstein|From "The Ghost of Frankenstein"]]. Frankenstein began killing people. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| 1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III | |||
| 14 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1977 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:The Car (1977 film)|From "The Car (1977)"]]. Carmageddon movie, before carmageddon exists | |||
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | | [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | ||
| | | Ghostface | ||
| 13 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2023 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Scream VI|From "Scream VI"]]. Ghost face did it again and began a killing spree in houses and a supermarket. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Ghostface | |||
| 12 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2011 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Scream 4|From "Scream 4"]]. Ghostface, used his famous ''Modus Operandi'' to score more NPCs. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| John Carver | |||
| 12 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2023 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Thanksgiving (2023 film)|From "Thanksgiving"]]. Pedo looking man hacked with an axe some people during Thanksgiving day | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Jack Frost | |||
| 11 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1997 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Jack Frost (1997 film)| From "Jack Frost"]]. Snowman gave the best christmas presents. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| {{Hover|Hot blonde Girl|Bay Bruner}} | |||
| 11 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2006 | |||
| N | |||
| From "Bachelor Party Massacre". Hot blonde girl, kills 11 bachelors, on a party. If the [[Elliot Rodger|The Supreme Gentleman]] saw this movie, he would probably piss off about the killer being a hot blonde girl. | |||
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| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Unnamed man | |||
| 11 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2015 | |||
| N (killed by police) | |||
| From "Active shooter video". Angry man begins a school shooting before trying to an hero. Police response was fast and he got killed by them | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Derwin <br> Derick | |||
| 10 | | 10 | ||
| 2 | | 2 | ||
| Line 271: | Line 630: | ||
| Y,Y | | Y,Y | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Duck! The Carbine High Massacre|From "Duck! The Carbine High Massacre"]]. Another 2 columbiners went amok, killed jocks and bitches and detonated 2 bombs before an heros. | | [[Wikipedia:Duck! The Carbine High Massacre|From "Duck! The Carbine High Massacre"]]. Another 2 columbiners went amok, killed jocks and bitches and detonated 2 bombs before an heros. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Kurt Kunkle | |||
| 10+ | |||
| 1+ | |||
| 2020 | |||
| N (Killed by a Civilian) | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Spree (film)|From "Spree"]], a Wanna-be incel Jewtuber goes on a killing SPREE (get it?) before [[Epic Fail|being killed by a female comedian]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Ghostface | |||
| 10 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1997 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Scream 2|From "Scream 2"]]. Ghostface did the same shit with the mass hysteria effect. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Art the Clown | |||
| 10 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Terrifier|From "Terrifier"]]. Scary insane af clown killed and gutted off people comically. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] <br> [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]] | |||
| Frankenstein | |||
| 9 | |||
| ? | |||
| 1931 | |||
| N (Killed by a mob) | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Frankenstein (1931 film)|From "Frankenstein (1931)"]]. Failed doctor experiment killed 3 of his peers. then, the doctor. Frankenstein accidentally killed a little girl. An angry mob, torched him to death into a windmill and [[Epic win|4 frags where killed in the fire]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Ghostface | |||
| 9 | |||
| ? | |||
| 2000 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Scream 3|From "Scream 3"]]. Again, our hero Ghostface did his yearly mass hysteria x killing spree effect. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| Line 280: | Line 684: | ||
| Y,N | | Y,N | ||
| [[Wikipedia:The Class (2007 film)|From "The Class"]]. 2 estonian gay lovers, fed up with the bullying, shot up the school cafeteria, with pistols and a Obrez rifle. On of them manages to an hero, but the other [[Pussy|can't shot himself]] and got V&. | | [[Wikipedia:The Class (2007 film)|From "The Class"]]. 2 estonian gay lovers, fed up with the bullying, shot up the school cafeteria, with pistols and a Obrez rifle. On of them manages to an hero, but the other [[Pussy|can't shot himself]] and got V&. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Frank Griffin Jr. | |||
| 7 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1947 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Invisible Agent|From "Invisible Agent"]]. Invisible agent killed some nazis. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Ghostface | |||
| 7 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1996 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Scream (1996 film)|From "Scream I"]]. Caused mass hysteria when he went on his yearly killing spree. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Johnny | |||
| 6 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1980 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:The Shining|From "The Shining"]]. '''HERE'S JOHNNY''' | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Art the Clown | |||
| 6 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Terrifier 2|From "Terrifier 2"]]. Again, our favourite B&W clown mentally tortured and killed people. Got a bad high score, but wait!. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Freddy <br> Bonnie <br> Chica <br> Foxy | |||
| 6 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2023 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Five Nights at Freddy's (film)|From "Five Nights at Freddy's (film)"]]. Fed up with the security guards, killed 5 of them and killed William afton after he revived (in the movie, not in the game retard). | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Unnamed guy | |||
| 5 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 1981 | |||
| N (died in an accident) | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Night School (1981 film)|From "Night School (1981)"]]. The motorbike helmet guy from that eerie [[JewTube]] videos was real after all. Died in an accident while driving his motorbike, crashing it into a police car. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| Line 292: | Line 750: | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | | [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | ||
| Alex | | [[William Atchison|William Afton]] | ||
| 5 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1987 | |||
| <s>Y</s> N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Five Nights at Freddy's|From "Five Nights at Freddy's, the game"]]. Insane technologicist kidnapped 5 children in a pizzeria and cut them into pieces before an hero. He revived somehow in Springtrap and etc. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] | |||
| [[Lulz|Condom]] | |||
| 5 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1996 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Killer Condom|From "Killer Condom"]]. A mysteriously aggressive killer condom went amok before another condoms replicated his killing spree. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]] | |||
| Unnamed female vietnamese sniper | |||
| 4 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1968 | |||
| N (killed by J.T. Davis) | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|From Full Metal Jacket]]. Teenaged girl sniped a nigger, 2 randoms and a [[Faggot|gay texan]] before being killed by private Joker (J.T. Davis). | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Derek Vinyard | |||
| 4 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1998 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Wikipedia:American History X|From "American History X"]]. Good aryan killed niggers and kikes. Got a low score, but not as low as [[FuckYou|a certain Kiwi Farms user who had him as his profile picture]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Alex <br> Eric | |||
| 4 | | 4 | ||
| 0 | | 0 | ||
| 2003 | | 2003 | ||
| Y,N (killed by Alex) | | Y,N (killed by Alex) | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Elephant ( | | [[Wikipedia:Elephant (2003 film)|From "Elephant"]]. 2 columbiners decide to go amok on is school, using bombs and guns, killing a nigger, a nerd girl, a random and a teacher. One of them gets pwnd, like [[Suzano]] and the other aims a couple in a freezer. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
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| N | | N | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Detention: The Siege at Johnson High|From "Detention: The Siege at Johnson High"]]. Angry former student helds a class hostage and kills 4 people before getting V&. Later, he gets sentenced to death and executed. | | [[Wikipedia:Detention: The Siege at Johnson High|From "Detention: The Siege at Johnson High"]]. Angry former student helds a class hostage and kills 4 people before getting V&. Later, he gets sentenced to death and executed. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]] | |||
| [[William Atchison|William]] Murdoch | |||
| 2 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1997 | |||
| Y | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Titanic (1997 film)|From "Titanic (1997)"]]. Went Atchison, with same score and same ragequit just 30 years before. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
| Line 316: | Line 819: | ||
| N | | N | ||
| [[Wikipedia:Rage (King novel)|From "Rage"]]. Angry student shot his algebra teacher in his classroom. Then, an history teacher. While he was escaping, he got V&. | | [[Wikipedia:Rage (King novel)|From "Rage"]]. Angry student shot his algebra teacher in his classroom. Then, an history teacher. While he was escaping, he got V&. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Cd.gif|link{{=}}DR Congo]]? | |||
| Donkey Kong | |||
| 2 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2018 | |||
| N (killed by police) | |||
| From "[SFM] Kong Gone Wrong". Killed his niece, another retarded niece before being killed by the pigs | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Unknown | |||
| 1 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| From "Back-To-School Essentials". [[Adam Lanza]] 2.0 goes on a rampage while the kids say "This is/are mah new X thing". | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Leonard Lawrence | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1967 | |||
| Y | |||
| [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|From "Full Metal Jacket"]]. Private Pyle/Gomer Pyle, an [[Autism|autistic]] recruit, shot his sergeant before [[An Hero]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | ||
| _row_count | | _row_count | ||
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| 2023 | | 2023 | ||
| N | | N | ||
| From "Mortadelo & Filemon - Paris Olympics". [[Spain|Dago]] [[CIA|TIA]] agent sperg out when the one who gave the starting gunshot on a marathon fired. | | From "Mortadelo & Filemon - 2024 Paris Olympics Special Edition". [[Spain|Dago]] [[CIA|TIA]] agent sperg out when the one who gave the starting gunshot on a marathon fired. | ||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| Steven | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| From "Dekalb Elementary",fat murican idiot with a rifle begans a random school shooting with an AK and surrenders. | |||
|}}} | |||
</center> | |||
== List of Cucks or High Score/Cuck == | |||
They had incredibly high potential but lost it against objects or people who cucked them. | |||
<center> | |||
{{Template:Row numbers| | |||
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable" | |||
! RANK | |||
! | |||
! PLAYER | |||
! KILLS | |||
! FAILS | |||
! YEAR | |||
! AN HERO? | |||
! CUCKED BY | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagNiger.png|Niger]] | |||
| Anonymous Man | |||
| 5 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1994 | |||
| N | |||
| Schizo nigger escaped from the psychiatric facility to commit a massacre. Got mob cucked but survided to be V&. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|Argentina]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Rafael Solich|Rafael Solich]], 15 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 5 | |||
| 2004 | |||
| N | |||
| Argie columbiner. Got Subdue Cucked [[LOL|by his friend]] and got Aim cucked by failing to shot a vendor. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Jonathan Sapirman]], 21 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N (killed) | |||
| Zoomer mall shooter. Got cucked and killed by a NPC by the name of Elisjsha Dicken. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|Norway]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Roger Kjetså|Roger Kjetså]], 25 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2002 | |||
| Y | |||
| Home guard soldier. Got birthday cucked before it went down. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Trey Eric Sesler]], 23 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2012 | |||
| N | |||
| Animetard and [[Columbiner]]. Got police cucked in his friend's home. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]] | |||
| [[Nicholas Prosper]], 18 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Trey Eric Sesler]] 2.0. Got police cucked on his way to committ a school massacre for his The Walking Dead game [[Loli|Waifu]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Scott Paul Beierle]], 40 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 5 | |||
| 2018 | |||
| Y | |||
| The famous 40-year-old virgin. Almost got subdued cucked, but got distract cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]] | |||
| [[Stephan Balliet]], 27 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| Second and one of the first european [[Tarrantulas|Tarrant copycats]]. A wooden door from a synagogue. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Ethan Miller]], 20 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| Y | |||
| Columbiner who shot up a safeway. Got small time cucked by a NPC, who stabbed him in the hip and managed to distract him, but failed and was banhammered by him. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[William Atchison]], 21 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2017 | |||
| N | |||
| Most famous cuck in history. Cucked by a sofa held by a elderly female teacher. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagEswatini.png|Eswatini]] | |||
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Sicelo Dlamini|Sicelo Dlamini]], 22 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 10 | |||
| 2009 | |||
| N (Killed by a mob) | |||
| Schizo druggie. Got cucked to death by a mob of students. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|Spain]] | |||
| [[Max Porta]], 13 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 4 | |||
| 2015 | |||
| N | |||
| [[13-year-old boy]] tried to attack his high school. After killing a teacher and wounding 4 other people, got Teacher cuck and was subdued. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif|Zambia]] | |||
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jackson_Mwanza|Jackson Mwanza]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| Y | |||
| Known for being the first zambian school shooter, and a police constable. Got cucked by a medicine student and got cucked inside a golf course. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]], 20 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N (killed by Secret Service) | |||
| Ugly version of [[Ronald Reagan|John Hinckley]]. Got earcucked by [[The Donald]] and then got glowie cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]] | |||
| Seichi Taniguchi, 17 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2000 | |||
| N | |||
| AKA: Neomugicha on [[2channel]] . Cucked by the school gate, but managed to cause lulz across Japan after he hijacked a bus. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Alvaro_Rafael_Castillo|Alvaro Castillo]], 18 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2006 | |||
| N | |||
| Biggest [[columbiner]] in history (in terms of fanaticism and extremism). Subdued cuck, Explosives cuck and Gun cuck, via jamming. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]] | |||
| [[Raoul Moat]], 37 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2010 | |||
| Y | |||
| Went into a police manhunt after he was hunting police officers because he was actually cucked by his jailbait thot with a policeman. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Aaron Ybarra, 25 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2014 | |||
| N | |||
| Columbiner spic who sperg out in the university. Got subdue cucked by another student and finally was V& by the popo. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|Norway]] | |||
| [[Philip Manshaus]], 22 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| The official first European [[Tarrantulas]]. Got cucked by a good samaritan [[Muslim|mudslime]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]] | |||
| Oguzhan Sert, 17 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2020 | |||
| N´ | |||
| Turkroach incel went amok in a erotic spa in Canada. Got cucked by the owner, being stabbed by him and also got face cucked after his face was pixelated in media. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Hayden Jagst]], 18 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2021 | |||
| N | |||
| Famous in the columbine forum. Got cucked by his own mother, LOL. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|Russia]] | |||
| Polina Dvorkina, 19 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N | |||
| Femcel killed her father and went to a kindergarten to kill children. Got subdue cucked and she was V&, like [[Trey Eric Sesler|other]] [[Nicholas Prosper|failures]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|Brazil]] | |||
| [[Isaac Chagas]], 14 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N | |||
| Columbiner who killed a cripple. Got Karma cucked by a bystander, and Isaac is now a cripple. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]] | |||
| [[Sebastian Bosse]], 18 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 37 | |||
| 2006 | |||
| Y | |||
| Worst fail in 2006 and in Europe history, including Germany. Got aim cucked and smoke bomb cucked, because he managed to wound 8, but smoke bombs made his high score shittier. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Asa Coon]], 14 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 4 | |||
| 2007 | |||
| Y | |||
| Biggest cuck and fail of 2007: Nigger cuck, Location cuck, Aim cuck and Surname cuck. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]], 23 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 4 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| Y | |||
| Some mutt who tried to shoot up a school, [[Brenda Spencer]] style. Got aim cucked and killed himself. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Nasim Aghdam]], 38 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2018 | |||
| Y | |||
| Woman shot up the YT hearthquaters because she was Youtube Cucked via banning. Also got a low score, being3 wounded. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagPoland.png|Poland]] | |||
| Kinga Herbut, 17 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2020 | |||
| N | |||
| First female school stabber with 3 victims in Europe. Got misserably cucked by a chair. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|Brazil]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Henrique_Lira_Trad|Henrique Lira Trad]], 18 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N | |||
| Edgy, emo and [[Hatred|Not Important]] ahh looking [[Brazil|portuspic]]. Got weapon cucked and reduce cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|Finland]] | |||
| Alex Mäkinen, 16 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 3 | |||
| 2025 | |||
| N | |||
| Edgy teenager. Got cucked by himself. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|Brazil]] | |||
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|2 Anonymous students]], 15 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2018 | |||
| N, N | |||
| Prequel to [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano lulzfest]]. Got cucked by themselves. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]] | |||
| [[Brandon Alonso]], 17 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Spic|Neo]]-[[Retard|Nazi]] kid. Cucked by a student and reduced. | |||
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]], 56 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| Y | |||
| Oldfag tried to commit a school shooting. Got reverse [[Couch Cuck]] (in terms of victims) and got Palestine Cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
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| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|Russia]] | |||
| Daniil Pulkin, 15 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| First [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Rosltakov]] fan. Got [[Pussy|Awareness]] cucked and surrendered. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|Russia]] | |||
| [[Mikhail Pivnev]], 15 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2017 | |||
| N | |||
| Prequel to [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Vlad's massacre]]. Ended up being Russia's [[Sebastian Bosse]] and was weapon cucked, because his guns were shit. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]] | |||
| [[Guy Fawkes]], 34 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1604 | |||
| N | |||
| First cuck in history. Man who tried to kill the majesty but got Caught cucked and Police cucked and V&. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Ricardo Lopez]], 21 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1996 | |||
| Y | |||
| Fat fuck stalker. Got Bomb cucked via interception and [[An Hero|committed suicide]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagBotswana.png|Botswana]] | |||
| Anonymous student, 18-20 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2013 | |||
| N | |||
| Some nigger who tried to [[Robert Steinhäuser|shoot up school staff]]. Got subdue cucked by police and was V&. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] <br> [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]] | |||
| [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], 23 <br> Randall Steven Shepherd <br> James Gamble | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2015 | |||
| N, N, Y | |||
| Trio of columbiners wanted to do a mall massacre. The ringleader, Lindsay, got V&. Her online BF, James, An Heroed and Randall, also V&. Three got what is called "FBI Cuck" or "Police cuck". | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|Finland]] | |||
| [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]], 21 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Pekka]]'s first fangirl who tried to sperg out at a elementary school with an AK. Got police cucked and was V&. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Logan Clark]], 14 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| N | |||
| 14-year-old student with knives. Got cucked by police via shooting him while he was about to stab his classmates. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]], 15 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| Y | |||
| Edgy teenager and EDiot tried to shoot up his high school. He was [[An hero]] cucked, because he was a pussy. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|Argentina]] | |||
| Lara Tolosa Chanetón, 15 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2017 | |||
| Y | |||
| 15-year-old girl planned to kill classmates who bullied her. She finally got [[An Hero]] cucked and died at hospital. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Sol Pais]], 18 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| Y | |||
| Argie-American girl wanted to outscore [[Columbine|Kawlimpine]]. Cucked by FBI and Police after getting 4 starts. [[An Hero|Killed herself]] when she noticed. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Angel Granados-Diaz|Angel Granados-Diaz]] | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| Fat spic with shotgun. Got gym teacher cucked, cry cucked and hug cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|Argentina]] | |||
| Fernando André Sabag Montiel, 35 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N | |||
| [[Brazil|Portuspic]] tried to kill [[JFK|CFK]], but he got Gun cucked by a jam and was V&. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|Spain]] | |||
| Anonymous woman | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2023 | |||
| N | |||
| Yet again another probe on why women can't go for the high score. Got police cucked during his revolver ramapage. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|Finland]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]], 23 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2023 | |||
| N | |||
| Policewoman and columbine killers' cock rider. Again, police cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Aaron Bushnell]], 25 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| Y | |||
| U.S. Air force serviceman who lit himself. Got Palestine Cucked and Arson cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|Spain]] | |||
| [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]] | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| Our luser and EDiot EDitor wanted to follow Atchison's steps. Got cucked by the FBI and the popo. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|Australia]] | |||
| [[Jordan Patten]], 19 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| Another [[Tarrantulas|tarrantulafag]]. Cucked by police itsel after approaching them with a knife. What a big looser. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| [[Ryan Routh]], 58 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| Oldfag wanted to kill [[The Donald|Drumpf]]. Got police cucked. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:Flag_of_Brazil.png|Brazil]] | |||
| Francisco Wanderley Luiz, 59 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| Y | |||
| Oldfag tried to bomb the Supreme Court. Got bomb cucked and an heroed. | |||
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Disqualified cucks: | |||
* [[Robert Steinhäuser]] - Door cucked, but managed to wipe out 2 frags and wound 1. | |||
* [[Adam Lanza]] - Got gun cucked multiple times via gun jamming, but managed to kill a bunch of people. | |||
* [[Pekka Eric Auvinen]] - Got cucked via trying to lit gasoline, but outscored 7 faggots out. | |||
* [[Columbine|Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold]] - Got bomb cucked but they checkmated it via creating mass butthurt and generating a huge amount of copycats. | |||
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - Got door cucked but still managed to kill in the place 2 thots before he went amok. | |||
== [[Sam Hyde]] cameos == | |||
The secret second shooter's cameos in Lulzy events as a hitman. | |||
Succeeded kills: '''123''' | |||
<br> | |||
Failed Kills:'''131''' | |||
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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable" | |||
! RANK | |||
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! SAM HYDE TYPE | |||
! KILLS | |||
! FAILS | |||
! YEAR | |||
! LEFT FAKE KILLER? | |||
! EVIDENCE | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Sam Hyde | |||
| 49 | |||
| 58 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| Y (by police) | |||
| [[File:Omarmeme03.jpg|50px]] <br> Sam, hired by [[Omar Mateen]], a afghan sand nigger, went into a gay club and shot every faggot he saw before Omar was killed by police and Sam walked free, like always. 2016 was his golden year. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Sam Hyde | |||
| 23 | |||
| 23 | |||
| 2019 | |||
| N | |||
| [[File:2ndShooterSam.jpg|50px]] <br> Hired by Spic killer, [[Patrick Crusius]], killed 23 people and wounded 23, making it a perfect kill-wounded score. The man who hired him, Patrick, was arrested while sam is currently walking free without charges. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|Czechia]] | |||
| Samo Hydecký | |||
| 17 | |||
| 25 | |||
| 2023 | |||
| Y | |||
| [[File:KozákHide.png|50px]] <br> Czech Sam, hired by [[David Kozák]], a nerd from Prague University, begans a spree shooting [[Charles Whitman]] style, before David killed himself and Samo, the Czech hitman, escaped by helicopter to Olomouc. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]] | |||
| Samuel Verstecken | |||
| 9 | |||
| 4 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| Y | |||
| [[File:Sam-hyde-3.jpg|50px]] <br> Kraut sam, our kraut hitman, mission that day was to kill Turks, on the orders of [[David Sonboly]], who committed suicide after the assignment. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Sam Hyde | |||
| 9 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 2015 | |||
| N | |||
| [[File:SamHydeRoof.jpg|50px]] <br> Hired by white supremacist [[Dylann Roof]], Sam pwned 9 black people at a church in Charleston ad left 1 wounded before Dylann was arrested and Sam was free and still for hire. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Sam Hyde | |||
| 5 | |||
| 11 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| Y (by police) | |||
| [[File:Dallas324238.png|50px]] <br> In 2016 Sam Hyde, became one of the most infamous hitmen in all america, since he was hired by [[Dallas Police Shootings|Micah Xavier Johnson]], on a mission to kill every policemen in his sight. Micah was killed by police after Hyde's secret lulzy massacre. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Sam Hyde | |||
| 5 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2016 | |||
| Y, but in prison | |||
| [[File:Sam-hyde.jpg|50px]] <br> Our original hitman, Sam, killed 5 in a mall by orders of [[Arcan Cetin]], a turkroach who killed himself in prison while Sam is free. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Sam Hyde jr. | |||
| 4 | |||
| 9 | |||
| 2024 | |||
| N | |||
| [[File:SamHydeKid.png|50px]] <br> Sam's son, a new hitman, in order by [[Colt Gray]] to shot up the school, pwns 4 and lefts 9 wounded before Colt was arrested and Sam in liberty, cuz he pleaded innocence. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]] | |||
| Sam Hyde | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2017 | |||
| Y | |||
| [[File:Steve Stephens SSam Hyde.jpg|50px]] <br> Sam, faking himself he was a white supremacist, killed a random nigger, hired of [[Steve Stephens]], another nigger who an heroed after the shooting. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFFFFF" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]] | |||
| Samu Haido | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
| 2022 | |||
| N | |||
| [[File:Samu haido.png|50px]] <br> Tetsuya Yamagami, ordered his local hitman, Weeb Sam a special mission: [[Shinzo Abe|Magnicide]]. He accomplished the mission while Tetsuya was arrested after the crime. | |||
|}}} | |}}} | ||
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== Template:GameJolt == | |||
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results in this: | |||
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Intro
Xia del Mar Roberts Obando卐, AKA: Xiaro , is a 20 spic Youtuber who uploads stickman styled videos, with his Blowjobed pitched 10-year-old voice, teaching Coomers (her fans), 13 year olds, Teens, Spics, Niggers and every kind of human being how to choose good decisions on the life path.
Career
First channel
Running as the name of Mininolao, in 2020-2021, she began uploading neonazi and fascist videos like "Franco Franco" and short and boring animations. When she got doxxed, a few years later.
Principal channel
Xia, started his profesional YT career on December 2022, as a Minecraft Jewtuber (yeah, that's why probably she was called a CP enjoyer), uploading a video about how to win on Bedwars without PvP. Some reports say it's the first video, since his schizophrenia and Autism Deleted the old videos.
Months later, he joined the Palitotube Community, by a video titled " La biblia ES UNA FUMADA" Translated from the Spanish Central-American Beaner: "The Bible is a drag", which leds us to think she is Autistic Satanic. Xia, continued uploading more and more till she got bored and disappear in 2024, and then came back 3 months later from the hell.

Getting the pussy wet
During September and October 2023, he met a Cocainlombian teenaged boy called Cleiver, who was hardly jerking-off and constantly cumming while seeing her videos and listening to her kid voice. They became friends and on November, they became a romantic couple, leading their Incel fans to start crying and slitting their wrists over and over. They were a couple, but they never met IRL, and they only show their faces each other online, leading them to be forever and ever virgins. On July 2024, the retard Xia started a Trolling complot to his online fuckbuddy. And here is where the Controversy starts.

Gotcha Bitch
After exposing Cleiver, for manipulation, Explotation and for Cucking her with 3 other GTA bitches on Instargram, he started saying "Es mentira todo, es falso", translated to english "The Cake is a lie, she is a faker". Days later, some hackers revealed info about Xia, having N00DS of his Ex, Cleiver, probably traumatized after seeing a small cock, like yours and later, the hackers had access to their P0rnHub Gallery, and discovering that she also had her own noods. These lulzy hackers, began Doxxing this retarded human being, and then, they got the phone number, address, family names, and they revealed 2 photos of her real face and more noods from her, leading on a case of Grooming. At the end, this Controversy was bullshit and ended up being a troll complot, with her doxxed and her noods leaked all over the internet. She also revealed he had an ex before Cleiver, called José, who helped the hackers to gain access to her real identity and her boobie photos, with her, making a pose looking as a bitch with cock thirst.
The pigs didn't realize the drama but he does
Rant
Good Points
- Has nice tites and ass
- Has a great amount of Copycats.
- She's straight, so you could fuck her.
- You already know her location.
- Still wants some 6 inch or longer sausage for her pussy.
- Her community is like you, a coomer
Shitty points
- She's latina bitch, so it's more difficult to attract her.
- She's skinnier than your dick, so, a Blowjob would kill her by overnutrition.
- She's blacker than Africa and browner than rust.
- Her content is repetitive, and it becomes unfunny.
- She only talks spic, so you can't comment her on english.
- She can talk english, but she uses more engrish
- Ricardo Lopez is aware of the creator of this article, reminding him he would end up becoming him 2.0.
- Her content is so easy to make that 12 year olds or younger copycat her easily
- Her R34 shadowed-off her n00ds :(
- You can be V& if you watch her lulzy N00DS, so Delete that photos, you coomer
Gallery

Still in work, not uploading meme files until anybody has a good POV on this shit
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Stickman
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Her stickman pointing. CRINGE!!
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This is what you see in heaven
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Yeah, you're asking why your small hose isn't working anymore
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She turning back
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Faking the laugh like a 16-year-old girl he is.
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She watching porn on her phone.
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With an actual mask
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Her corporal expresion says: I love dicks
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Looks like she is gonna get bullet-raepd by niggers
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Without mask (look at her mutt face)
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Fanart when she hit 1 Million Online disciples
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Assclown
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She is back on the nudes' crime scene, zoomin about it
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Another stickman, this time of her ex, less detailed and more zoomer.
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Smilin till my GF wants to check why i fucked 3 bitches in GTA an she's angry
External links
See also
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High Score/Action!
Dedicated to all mass killers, FPS, CO-OP, Hack'n'Slash, Spore, Losers, Lulzy lusers and moar from movies (IRL or 3D), books, poems, comics and other stuff. This future list doesn't include "Natural Disaster Survival" sections, cuz we know they're gonna get the top 1 somehow.
| RANK | PLAYER | KILLS | FAILS | YEAR | AN HERO? | COMMENTS | |
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| 1 | Juan & other guys | 304 | ? | 2011 | N | From "Juan of the Dead". Thought they were in Walking Death: Cuba Edition and started killing people who were sick or scared. | |
| 2 | John Rambo | 295 | ? | 2008 | N | From "Rambo 2008". He's getting on every mass killing like Sam Hyde. Pwned some chinks to defend the Jew S.A.. | |
| 3 | Henry | 232 | ? | 2005 | N | From "Hardcore Henry". I told u i was hardcore, but not as the guys above me. | |
| 4 | King Kong | 205 | ? | 2005 | N | From "King Kong (2005)". Gigantic gorilla went on a rampage. | |
| 5 | Postal Dude | 161 | ? | 2007 | N | From "Postal" Literally went postal. | |
| 6 | John Rambo | 159 | ? | 1985 | N | From "Rambo III". Our epic hero went to Afghanistan to pwn commies and sand niggers. | |
| 7 | Jason Voorhees | 156 | 0 | 1981-2009 | N | From "Friday the 13 franchise". Hockey masked schizo sperged out several times. | |
| 8 | Bill Williamson | 143 | 0 | 2009 | N | From "Rampage", a Soviet canuck wageslave living with his parents, decides to gear up with explosives and firearms and go ham, beating Gabriel Wortman's Score before escaping. | |
| 9 | King Bowser | 131 | ? | 2023 | N (pwned by Mario Mario) | From "The Super Mario Bros Movie". Our Villian taked hostages and slaves and went killing spree, killing some of them and other living creatures before our hero pwned him back. | |
| 10 | Antonia Graza | 94 | 0 | 2002 | N | From "Ghost Ship". Haunted ship began killing people aboard. | |
| 11 | King Kong | 86 | ? | 2017 | N | From "Kong: Skull Island". Again, our big ass primate hero rampaged, this time, through an island. | |
| 12 | John Rambo | 73 | 0 | 1985 | N | From "Rambo: First Blood Part II". Our hero went to Vietnam to free some prisoners and pwn commies down. | |
| 13 | Frederick Charles Krueger | 62 | ? | 1984-2003 | N | From "Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise". He broke into the people's dreams, turned them into nightmares, and annihilated them while they were sleeping peacefully. | |
| 14 | Mario Mario | 61 | ? | 2023 | N | From "The Super Mario Bros Movie". And we though Mario wasn't a killer at all. Highscored 61 and Bowser got moar. | |
| 15 | Pumpkin | 61 | 0 | 2024 | N | From "Carved". Killer pumpkin goes amok. | |
| 16 | Winnie-the-Pooh | 60 | ? | 2024 | N | From "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2". Again, Winnie, went amok and gets a better high score. | |
| 17 | Agent 47 | 58 | ? | 2007 | N | From "Hitman (2007)". The most feared hitman of all time. | |
| 18 | Unnamed ship | 57 | ? | 1980 | N | From "Death Ship". A fucking ship just killed 57 people and left an unknown number wounded. | |
| 19 | Yakuzas | 52 | ? | 2010 | N | From "A Better Tomorrow (2010)". Yakuzas went amok an beat Woo Bum-kon's high score in South Korea. | |
| 20 | John Rambo | 48 | ? | 2019 | N | From "Rambo:Last Blood". Our hero, finally, takes revenge on mexicans for bitching her daughter. And that's how a Vietnam war veteran and Professional High Scorer lived alone and died alone from his 70s. | |
| 21 | Spider | 46 | ? | 2013 | N | From Big Ass Spider!. Huge spider began killing people. Also dat ass | |
| 22 | Neo | 45 | ? | 2003 | N | From "The Matrix Reloaded".Our hero, Neo, went again on his massacre of NPCs. | |
| 23 | Sam | 44 | 0 | 2013 | N | From "Antisocial". Pissed off about getting dumped by her boyfriend, went on a killing crusade around the town. | |
| 24 | Neo | 42 | ? | 1999 | N | From "The Matrix". Neo, a cybernerd, went on a martial art x shooting spree, when he discovers the Red Pill. | |
| 25 | Herman Howards | 42 | 0 | 2012 | N | From "Hello Herman". Crazed 16-year-old teen shots up his school, EMails his favourite celebrity and gets V&. | |
| 26 | Santa Claus | 41 | 0 | 2005 | N | From "Santa's Slay". Real Satan Claus gave some of the best Xmas presents. | |
| 27 | Jack Frost | 31 | 0 | 2000 | N | From "Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman". Crazy snowman went on a christmas rampage. | |
| 28 | IT | 31 | 0 | 2017 | N | From "IT". Killer clown went on a kidnapping spree. | |
| 29 | Bunnyman | 28 | 0 | 2014 | N | From "Bunnyman 2". Bunny disguised furry man went on a chainsaw massacre. | |
| 30 | Enigmatic Player One Brother-sister duo of Player Two Player Three Muscular Player Four |
26 | 0 | 2024 | N | From "Stream" 4 masked people went on a killing spree in a hotel. | |
| 31 | Mongolian death worm | 26 | ? | 2010 | N (killed by an explosion) | From "Mongolian Death Worm". This famous worm killed people on the gobi desert, then, killed some more in a industrial plant and had children before it exploded and killed his 9 children and him. | |
| 32 | Leatherface | 24 | 0 | 2022 | N | From "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: 2024". Leatherface went amok again with his chainsaw. Chainsaw-Man, an Otaku girl's favourite, is proud of him after all | |
| 33 | Unnamed alien Llama | 23 | ? | 2015 | N | From "Llamageddon". Alien llama begans a killing spree with laser eyes and other lulzy stuff | |
| 34 | Benny | 22 | 0 | 2019 | N | From "Benny Loves You". Batshit insane plush went on a meticulous planned party massacre. | |
| 35 | Ghostface | 20 | 0 | 2000 | N | From "Scary Movie". Killed 14 and caused the deaths by amok panic of 6. | |
| 36 | Babyface | 20 | 0 | 2019 | N | From "Happy Death Day 2U". HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U, FAGGOT | |
| 37 | Art the Clown | 20 | 0 | 2024 | N | From "Terrifier 3".Again, our favourite B&W scary killer clown went on a gut-off sex sodomy massacre, like the clown and killer he is. | |
| 38 | Unnamed man | 18 | 0 | 1989 | N | From "Elephant", some unnamed paddy goes on a 38 minute shooting spree with a Doble-barrel shotgun and a pistol, becoming Ireland's biggest FPS scorer. | |
| 39 | Billy Lenz | 18 | ? | 2006 | N | From "Black Xmas (2006)". Insane family killer went on a home intruding massacre, killing adults only. Gave the best Xmas presents of 2006. | |
| 40 | Babyface | 17 | 0 | 2017 | N | From "Happy Death Day". HAPPY DEATH DAY, FAGGOT | |
| 41 | IT | 17 | 0 | 2019 | N | From "IT 2". Killer clown killed children and some adults. | |
| 42 | Count Orlok | 16 | 0 | 1922 | N | From "Nosferatu", A hook-nose vampire kills some people via sucking their necks or through spreading a plague. | |
| 43 | Frankenstein | 15 | 0 | 1942 | N | From "The Ghost of Frankenstein". Frankenstein began killing people. | |
| 44 | 1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III | 14 | 0 | 1977 | N | From "The Car (1977)". Carmageddon movie, before carmageddon exists | |
| 45 | Winnie-the-Pooh | 14 | ? | 2023 | N | From "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey". | |
| 46 | Ghostface | 13 | 0 | 2023 | N | From "Scream VI". Ghost face did it again and began a killing spree in houses and a supermarket. | |
| 47 | Ghostface | 12 | ? | 2011 | N | From "Scream 4". Ghostface, used his famous Modus Operandi to score more NPCs. | |
| 48 | John Carver | 12 | 0 | 2023 | N | From "Thanksgiving". Pedo looking man hacked with an axe some people during Thanksgiving day | |
| 49 | Jack Frost | 11 | 0 | 1997 | N | From "Jack Frost". Snowman gave the best christmas presents. | |
| 50 | Hot blonde Girl | 11 | 0 | 2006 | N | From "Bachelor Party Massacre". Hot blonde girl, kills 11 bachelors, on a party. If the The Supreme Gentleman saw this movie, he would probably piss off about the killer being a hot blonde girl. | |
| 51 | Unnamed man | 11 | 0 | 2015 | N (killed by police) | From "Active shooter video". Angry man begins a school shooting before trying to an hero. Police response was fast and he got killed by them | |
| 52 | Derwin Derick |
10 | 2 | 1999 | Y,Y | From "Duck! The Carbine High Massacre". Another 2 columbiners went amok, killed jocks and bitches and detonated 2 bombs before an heros. | |
| 53 | Kurt Kunkle | 10+ | 1+ | 2020 | N (Killed by a Civilian) | From "Spree", a Wanna-be incel Jewtuber goes on a killing SPREE (get it?) before being killed by a female comedian. | |
| 54 | Ghostface | 10 | 0 | 1997 | N | From "Scream 2". Ghostface did the same shit with the mass hysteria effect. | |
| 55 | Art the Clown | 10 | 0 | 2016 | N | From "Terrifier". Scary insane af clown killed and gutted off people comically. | |
| 56 | Frankenstein | 9 | ? | 1931 | N (Killed by a mob) | From "Frankenstein (1931)". Failed doctor experiment killed 3 of his peers. then, the doctor. Frankenstein accidentally killed a little girl. An angry mob, torched him to death into a windmill and 4 frags where killed in the fire. | |
| 57 | Ghostface | 9 | ? | 2000 | N | From "Scream 3". Again, our hero Ghostface did his yearly mass hysteria x killing spree effect. | |
| 58 | Joosep Raak Kaspar Kordes |
7 | 2 | 2007 | Y,N | From "The Class". 2 estonian gay lovers, fed up with the bullying, shot up the school cafeteria, with pistols and a Obrez rifle. On of them manages to an hero, but the other can't shot himself and got V&. | |
| 59 | Frank Griffin Jr. | 7 | 0 | 1947 | N | From "Invisible Agent". Invisible agent killed some nazis. | |
| 60 | Ghostface | 7 | 0 | 1996 | N | From "Scream I". Caused mass hysteria when he went on his yearly killing spree. | |
| 61 | Johnny | 6 | 0 | 1980 | N | From "The Shining". HERE'S JOHNNY | |
| 62 | Art the Clown | 6 | 0 | 2022 | N | From "Terrifier 2". Again, our favourite B&W clown mentally tortured and killed people. Got a bad high score, but wait!. | |
| 63 | Freddy Bonnie Chica Foxy |
6 | 0 | 2023 | N | From "Five Nights at Freddy's (film)". Fed up with the security guards, killed 5 of them and killed William afton after he revived (in the movie, not in the game retard). | |
| 64 | Unnamed guy | 5 | 1 | 1981 | N (died in an accident) | From "Night School (1981)". The motorbike helmet guy from that eerie JewTube videos was real after all. Died in an accident while driving his motorbike, crashing it into a police car. | |
| 65 | John Rambo | 5 | 0 | 1982 | N | From "Rambo - First Blood - Got V& and free after commiting a shootout cuz he was getting flashbacks from Vietnam. | |
| 66 | William Afton | 5 | 0 | 1987 | From "Five Nights at Freddy's, the game". Insane technologicist kidnapped 5 children in a pizzeria and cut them into pieces before an hero. He revived somehow in Springtrap and etc. | ||
| 67 | Condom | 5 | 0 | 1996 | N | From "Killer Condom". A mysteriously aggressive killer condom went amok before another condoms replicated his killing spree. | |
| 68 | Unnamed female vietnamese sniper | 4 | 0 | 1968 | N (killed by J.T. Davis) | From Full Metal Jacket. Teenaged girl sniped a nigger, 2 randoms and a gay texan before being killed by private Joker (J.T. Davis). | |
| 69 | Derek Vinyard | 4 | 0 | 1998 | N | From "American History X". Good aryan killed niggers and kikes. Got a low score, but not as low as a certain Kiwi Farms user who had him as his profile picture. | |
| 70 | Alex Eric |
4 | 0 | 2003 | Y,N (killed by Alex) | From "Elephant". 2 columbiners decide to go amok on is school, using bombs and guns, killing a nigger, a nerd girl, a random and a teacher. One of them gets pwnd, like Suzano and the other aims a couple in a freezer. | |
| 71 | Jason Copeland | 4 | 0 | 1997 | N | From "Detention: The Siege at Johnson High". Angry former student helds a class hostage and kills 4 people before getting V&. Later, he gets sentenced to death and executed. | |
| 72 | William Murdoch | 2 | 0 | 1997 | Y | From "Titanic (1997)". Went Atchison, with same score and same ragequit just 30 years before. | |
| 73 | Charlie Decker | 2 | 0 | 1977 | N | From "Rage". Angry student shot his algebra teacher in his classroom. Then, an history teacher. While he was escaping, he got V&. | |
| 74 | Donkey Kong | 2 | 0 | 2018 | N (killed by police) | From "[SFM] Kong Gone Wrong". Killed his niece, another retarded niece before being killed by the pigs | |
| 75 | Unknown | 1 | 1 | 2019 | N | From "Back-To-School Essentials". Adam Lanza 2.0 goes on a rampage while the kids say "This is/are mah new X thing". | |
| 76 | Leonard Lawrence | 1 | 0 | 1967 | Y | From "Full Metal Jacket". Private Pyle/Gomer Pyle, an autistic recruit, shot his sergeant before An Hero. | |
| 77 | Larry | 0 | 22 | 2015 | N | From "The Slap 2". Pissed off about his son fighting and went SLAP AMOK, hitting his friend, family, wife... | |
| 78 | Mortadelo | 0 | 0 | 2023 | N | From "Mortadelo & Filemon - 2024 Paris Olympics Special Edition". Dago TIA agent sperg out when the one who gave the starting gunshot on a marathon fired. | |
| 79 | Steven | 0 | 0 | 2024 | N | From "Dekalb Elementary",fat murican idiot with a rifle begans a random school shooting with an AK and surrenders. |
List of Cucks or High Score/Cuck
They had incredibly high potential but lost it against objects or people who cucked them.
| RANK | PLAYER | KILLS | FAILS | YEAR | AN HERO? | CUCKED BY | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Anonymous Man | 5 | 0 | 1994 | N | Schizo nigger escaped from the psychiatric facility to commit a massacre. Got mob cucked but survided to be V&. | |
| 2 | Rafael Solich, 15 | 3 | 5 | 2004 | N | Argie columbiner. Got Subdue Cucked by his friend and got Aim cucked by failing to shot a vendor. | |
| 3 | Jonathan Sapirman, 21 | 3 | 2 | 2022 | N (killed) | Zoomer mall shooter. Got cucked and killed by a NPC by the name of Elisjsha Dicken. | |
| 4 | Roger Kjetså, 25 | 3 | 1 | 2002 | Y | Home guard soldier. Got birthday cucked before it went down. | |
| 5 | Trey Eric Sesler, 23 | 3 | 0 | 2012 | N | Animetard and Columbiner. Got police cucked in his friend's home. | |
| 6 | Nicholas Prosper, 18 | 3 | 0 | 2024 | N | Trey Eric Sesler 2.0. Got police cucked on his way to committ a school massacre for his The Walking Dead game Waifu. | |
| 7 | Scott Paul Beierle, 40 | 2 | 5 | 2018 | Y | The famous 40-year-old virgin. Almost got subdued cucked, but got distract cucked. | |
| 8 | Stephan Balliet, 27 | 2 | 2 | 2019 | N | Second and one of the first european Tarrant copycats. A wooden door from a synagogue. | |
| 9 | Ethan Miller, 20 | 2 | 0 | 2022 | Y | Columbiner who shot up a safeway. Got small time cucked by a NPC, who stabbed him in the hip and managed to distract him, but failed and was banhammered by him. | |
| 10 | William Atchison, 21 | 2 | 0 | 2017 | N | Most famous cuck in history. Cucked by a sofa held by a elderly female teacher. | |
| 11 | Sicelo Dlamini, 22 | 1 | 10 | 2009 | N (Killed by a mob) | Schizo druggie. Got cucked to death by a mob of students. | |
| 12 | Max Porta, 13 | 1 | 4 | 2015 | N | 13-year-old boy tried to attack his high school. After killing a teacher and wounding 4 other people, got Teacher cuck and was subdued. | |
| 13 | Jackson Mwanza | 1 | 3 | 2019 | Y | Known for being the first zambian school shooter, and a police constable. Got cucked by a medicine student and got cucked inside a golf course. | |
| 14 | Thomas Matthew Crooks, 20 | 1 | 3 | 2024 | N (killed by Secret Service) | Ugly version of John Hinckley. Got earcucked by The Donald and then got glowie cucked. | |
| 15 | Seichi Taniguchi, 17 | 1 | 2 | 2000 | N | AKA: Neomugicha on 2channel . Cucked by the school gate, but managed to cause lulz across Japan after he hijacked a bus. | |
| 16 | Alvaro Castillo, 18 | 1 | 2 | 2006 | N | Biggest columbiner in history (in terms of fanaticism and extremism). Subdued cuck, Explosives cuck and Gun cuck, via jamming. | |
| 17 | Raoul Moat, 37 | 1 | 2 | 2010 | Y | Went into a police manhunt after he was hunting police officers because he was actually cucked by his jailbait thot with a policeman. | |
| 18 | Aaron Ybarra, 25 | 1 | 2 | 2014 | N | Columbiner spic who sperg out in the university. Got subdue cucked by another student and finally was V& by the popo. | |
| 19 | Philip Manshaus, 22 | 1 | 1 | 2019 | N | The official first European Tarrantulas. Got cucked by a good samaritan mudslime. | |
| 20 | Oguzhan Sert, 17 | 1 | 1 | 2020 | N´ | Turkroach incel went amok in a erotic spa in Canada. Got cucked by the owner, being stabbed by him and also got face cucked after his face was pixelated in media. | |
| 21 | Hayden Jagst, 18 | 1 | 0 | 2021 | N | Famous in the columbine forum. Got cucked by his own mother, LOL. | |
| 22 | Polina Dvorkina, 19 | 1 | 0 | 2022 | N | Femcel killed her father and went to a kindergarten to kill children. Got subdue cucked and she was V&, like other failures. | |
| 23 | Isaac Chagas, 14 | 1 | 0 | 2022 | N | Columbiner who killed a cripple. Got Karma cucked by a bystander, and Isaac is now a cripple. | |
| 24 | Sebastian Bosse, 18 | 0 | 37 | 2006 | Y | Worst fail in 2006 and in Europe history, including Germany. Got aim cucked and smoke bomb cucked, because he managed to wound 8, but smoke bombs made his high score shittier. | |
| 25 | Asa Coon, 14 | 0 | 4 | 2007 | Y | Biggest cuck and fail of 2007: Nigger cuck, Location cuck, Aim cuck and Surname cuck. | |
| 26 | Raymond Spencer, 23 | 0 | 4 | 2022 | Y | Some mutt who tried to shoot up a school, Brenda Spencer style. Got aim cucked and killed himself. | |
| 27 | Nasim Aghdam, 38 | 0 | 3 | 2018 | Y | Woman shot up the YT hearthquaters because she was Youtube Cucked via banning. Also got a low score, being3 wounded. | |
| 28 | Kinga Herbut, 17 | 0 | 3 | 2020 | N | First female school stabber with 3 victims in Europe. Got misserably cucked by a chair. | |
| 29 | Henrique Lira Trad, 18 | 0 | 3 | 2022 | N | Edgy, emo and Not Important ahh looking portuspic. Got weapon cucked and reduce cucked. | |
| 30 | Alex Mäkinen, 16 | 0 | 3 | 2025 | N | Edgy teenager. Got cucked by himself. | |
| 31 | 2 Anonymous students, 15 | 0 | 2 | 2018 | N, N | Prequel to Suzano lulzfest. Got cucked by themselves. | |
| 32 | Brandon Alonso, 17 | 0 | 2 | 2024 | N | Neo-Nazi kid. Cucked by a student and reduced. | |
| 33 | Glenn Litton, 56 | 0 | 2 | 2024 | Y | Oldfag tried to commit a school shooting. Got reverse Couch Cuck (in terms of victims) and got Palestine Cucked. | |
| 34 | Daniil Pulkin, 15 | 0 | 1 | 2019 | N | First Rosltakov fan. Got Awareness cucked and surrendered. | |
| 35 | Mikhail Pivnev, 15 | 0 | 1 | 2017 | N | Prequel to Vlad's massacre. Ended up being Russia's Sebastian Bosse and was weapon cucked, because his guns were shit. | |
| 36 | Guy Fawkes, 34 | 0 | 0 | 1604 | N | First cuck in history. Man who tried to kill the majesty but got Caught cucked and Police cucked and V&. | |
| 37 | Ricardo Lopez, 21 | 0 | 0 | 1996 | Y | Fat fuck stalker. Got Bomb cucked via interception and committed suicide. | |
| 38 | Anonymous student, 18-20 | 0 | 0 | 2013 | N | Some nigger who tried to shoot up school staff. Got subdue cucked by police and was V&. | |
| 39 | Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath, 23 Randall Steven Shepherd James Gamble |
0 | 0 | 2015 | N, N, Y | Trio of columbiners wanted to do a mall massacre. The ringleader, Lindsay, got V&. Her online BF, James, An Heroed and Randall, also V&. Three got what is called "FBI Cuck" or "Police cuck". | |
| 40 | Karma Hietanen, 21 | 0 | 0 | 2016 | N | Pekka's first fangirl who tried to sperg out at a elementary school with an AK. Got police cucked and was V&. | |
| 41 | Logan Clark, 14 | 0 | 0 | 2016 | N | 14-year-old student with knives. Got cucked by police via shooting him while he was about to stab his classmates. | |
| 42 | Carter Boyles, 15 | 0 | 0 | 2016 | Y | Edgy teenager and EDiot tried to shoot up his high school. He was An hero cucked, because he was a pussy. | |
| 43 | Lara Tolosa Chanetón, 15 | 0 | 0 | 2017 | Y | 15-year-old girl planned to kill classmates who bullied her. She finally got An Hero cucked and died at hospital. | |
| 44 | Sol Pais, 18 | 0 | 0 | 2019 | Y | Argie-American girl wanted to outscore Kawlimpine. Cucked by FBI and Police after getting 4 starts. Killed herself when she noticed. | |
| 45 | Angel Granados-Diaz | 0 | 0 | 2019 | N | Fat spic with shotgun. Got gym teacher cucked, cry cucked and hug cucked. | |
| 46 | Fernando André Sabag Montiel, 35 | 0 | 0 | 2022 | N | Portuspic tried to kill CFK, but he got Gun cucked by a jam and was V&. | |
| 47 | Anonymous woman | 0 | 0 | 2023 | N | Yet again another probe on why women can't go for the high score. Got police cucked during his revolver ramapage. | |
| 48 | Evita Kolmonen, 23 | 0 | 0 | 2023 | N | Policewoman and columbine killers' cock rider. Again, police cucked. | |
| 49 | Aaron Bushnell, 25 | 0 | 0 | 2024 | Y | U.S. Air force serviceman who lit himself. Got Palestine Cucked and Arson cucked. | |
| 50 | Eldiperro | 0 | 0 | 2024 | N | Our luser and EDiot EDitor wanted to follow Atchison's steps. Got cucked by the FBI and the popo. | |
| 51 | Jordan Patten, 19 | 0 | 0 | 2024 | N | Another tarrantulafag. Cucked by police itsel after approaching them with a knife. What a big looser. | |
| 52 | Ryan Routh, 58 | 0 | 0 | 2024 | N | Oldfag wanted to kill Drumpf. Got police cucked. | |
| 53 | Francisco Wanderley Luiz, 59 | 0 | 0 | 2024 | Y | Oldfag tried to bomb the Supreme Court. Got bomb cucked and an heroed. |
Disqualified cucks:
- Robert Steinhäuser - Door cucked, but managed to wipe out 2 frags and wound 1.
- Adam Lanza - Got gun cucked multiple times via gun jamming, but managed to kill a bunch of people.
- Pekka Eric Auvinen - Got cucked via trying to lit gasoline, but outscored 7 faggots out.
- Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold - Got bomb cucked but they checkmated it via creating mass butthurt and generating a huge amount of copycats.
- Elliot Rodger - Got door cucked but still managed to kill in the place 2 thots before he went amok.
Sam Hyde cameos
The secret second shooter's cameos in Lulzy events as a hitman.
Succeeded kills: 123
Failed Kills:131
| RANK | SAM HYDE TYPE | KILLS | FAILS | YEAR | LEFT FAKE KILLER? | EVIDENCE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sam Hyde | 49 | 58 | 2016 | Y (by police) | Sam, hired by Omar Mateen, a afghan sand nigger, went into a gay club and shot every faggot he saw before Omar was killed by police and Sam walked free, like always. 2016 was his golden year. | |
| 2 | Sam Hyde | 23 | 23 | 2019 | N | Hired by Spic killer, Patrick Crusius, killed 23 people and wounded 23, making it a perfect kill-wounded score. The man who hired him, Patrick, was arrested while sam is currently walking free without charges. | |
| 3 | Samo Hydecký | 17 | 25 | 2023 | Y | Czech Sam, hired by David Kozák, a nerd from Prague University, begans a spree shooting Charles Whitman style, before David killed himself and Samo, the Czech hitman, escaped by helicopter to Olomouc. | |
| 4 | Samuel Verstecken | 9 | 4 | 2016 | Y | Kraut sam, our kraut hitman, mission that day was to kill Turks, on the orders of David Sonboly, who committed suicide after the assignment. | |
| 5 | Sam Hyde | 9 | 1 | 2015 | N | Hired by white supremacist Dylann Roof, Sam pwned 9 black people at a church in Charleston ad left 1 wounded before Dylann was arrested and Sam was free and still for hire. | |
| 6 | Sam Hyde | 5 | 11 | 2016 | Y (by police) | In 2016 Sam Hyde, became one of the most infamous hitmen in all america, since he was hired by Micah Xavier Johnson, on a mission to kill every policemen in his sight. Micah was killed by police after Hyde's secret lulzy massacre. | |
| 7 | Sam Hyde | 5 | 0 | 2016 | Y, but in prison | Our original hitman, Sam, killed 5 in a mall by orders of Arcan Cetin, a turkroach who killed himself in prison while Sam is free. | |
| 8 | Sam Hyde jr. | 4 | 9 | 2024 | N | Sam's son, a new hitman, in order by Colt Gray to shot up the school, pwns 4 and lefts 9 wounded before Colt was arrested and Sam in liberty, cuz he pleaded innocence. | |
| 9 | Sam Hyde | 1 | 0 | 2017 | Y | Sam, faking himself he was a white supremacist, killed a random nigger, hired of Steve Stephens, another nigger who an heroed after the shooting. | |
| 10 | Samu Haido | 1 | 0 | 2022 | N | Tetsuya Yamagami, ordered his local hitman, Weeb Sam a special mission: Magnicide. He accomplished the mission while Tetsuya was arrested after the crime. |
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Usage
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where:
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Example
This one:
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