User:El Spazzo/The Mysterious Mr. Enter

The Mysterious Mr. Enter is an online reviewer who reviews terrible episodes of TV shows and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. He and his many subscribers like to think he's one of the best in the business, but in reality, he's little more than a whining manchild who thinks everything he says is correct and that everything on television (especially SpongeBob, Family Guy, and anything and everything made by Nickelodeon after 2007) is utter shit.

The Early Years

Mr. Enter was born in some state in some place that no one cares about. He claims to have been abused by his parents and pepper sprayed by some bullies, but so far, nobody has actually proven this. He started out as an author of let's play videos. However, once he realized that nobody was watching them because there were so many others that people were paying attention to that weren't his, he decided that wouldn't work out. One day, out of sheer boredom, Mr. Enter decided it would be fun to make video reviews of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, because nobody had ever done that before. The brainless denizens of YouTube were quick to eat up his opinion, giving Enter the belief that what he was doing was meaningful and worthwhile.

Animated Atrocities

Soon, people were getting bored of his MLP reviews because they were exactly the same as every other one. Enter needed to think of something to get him attention, and fast. One day, while watching the SpongeBob episode "The Splinter", he thought to himself, "I didn't really like this episode. Maybe if I tell everyone it's utter shit, people will like me!" Thus, the first episode of Animated Atrocities, Enter's Magnum Opus, was born.

Said video only has a mere hundred thousand views, but his budding fanbase ate up his comments. Enter decided this was enough to turn it into a series. Said series reviews any episode of any show that the general public (i.e. him and his stupid fans) deems terrible. Said episodes are usually of SpongeBob, Nickelodeon, and G3 MLP. He also attempted to show he's a nice guy, by introducing a series of videos called Admirable Animations, which are everything his Atrocities are not, but nobody pays any attention to them, so he generally doesn't promote them as often.

Deciding that videos weren't enough, he also makes SCORECARDS, judging each terrible episode on paper. He almost always gives the "lackluster writing" category maximum points, believing that anything that wasn't his cup of tea a lazily written piece of shit.

Enter and Hypocrisy

Like most online critics, Enter is quite the hypocrite when it comes to criticism. He'll happily tear any given animation to shreds, but if anyone so much as DARES disagree with him, he'll pull the "I'm right and you're wrong" card faster than you can say "salsa verde" (quoting SpongeBob just to get on his nerves), and his white knights will treat you worse than a murderer. He also claims to hold old Nick shows from the 90's to the same standards as current ones, but has failed to back it up. Not once has he done an animated atrocity on an old Nick show, and he spends most of his Nickelodeon month bitching about how it used to be "so much better", to the point that he refuses to classify it as a kids' channel due to its programming. He also claims that Nick doesn't "put children first", as they claim, because they allowed Breadwinners to be a series, with him and his various followers believing it "destroys kids' brains" and "talks down to them" (not like the equally insane Ren and Stimpy or half of Nick Jr.'s programming, nope). Apparently, it doesn't cross his mind that children, the network's target audience, enjoy it and Nick's other programming, and that times have changed since he was a kid. He is also SHOCKED to discover that Breadwinners was the number one kids show in its fifth week, EXASPERATED that the show was popular with its target audience, and using it as evidence that Nick is literally Hitler. He also bitches and moans about the fact that Nick looks for talent on the internet and doesn't pick up "quality programming" that comes straight to its door, like The Modifyers, even though he'd probably be calling it an Atrocity if it were picked up. He also claims Ren and Stimpy (a 90's show, which he doesn't like) did toilet humor better than Sanjay and Craig (a recent show), but doesn't really elaborate on how. Similar to Chris-chan, he uses the fact that he has Autism in attempt to garner sympathy from others.

List of Things he Hates

SpongeBob
Paul Tibbit
Casey Alexander
Zeus Cervas
Nickelodeon
Anyone who works for Nickelodeon
Sanjay and Craig
Breadwinners
Family Guy
Seth MacFarlane and anything else he makes
Teen Titans Go
Johnny Test
Cars 2
Jinbo, a tartlet who disagreed with everything he said about Breadwinners.
SpongeBat1/SuperSuck64, a guy who got sick of his bullshit and said mean things about him.
Anyone who disagrees with his opinion