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Sig Sauer✡ is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market MAGAts who will buy any AR-15 style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a lolcow ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.

Lineup

  • P365 - mini version of the P320
  • P320- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock
  • P210- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag
  • P220- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for .45 ACP and 10mm auto
  • P226- same as above, but it's only available in 9mm
  • M400, MCX spear, etc. Nothing to see here

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Sig Sauer owners

  • Elliot Rodger (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely
  • Friedrich Leibacher (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle and conceal carry handgun, respectively
  • Omar Mateen (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him before he fought the police so he had to switch to his Glock
  • Natalie Rupnow (P322)- she never used hers
  • Tobias Rathjen (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible.

How to troll Sig Sauer

  • Remind them that their P320 lineup is a threat to everyone who owns it
  • Buy a gun with decent quality (Ruger, H&K, FNH, Glock and other name brand guns, etc., but even shitty Turkish brands like Canik, Derya, and Stoeger are safer)
  • Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's
  • Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made
  • Remind them that their M17 and M18 will never be as good as the Beretta M9
  • Remind them that their M7 will never be as good as the M4
  • Throw their own P320 at them

See also

  • Colossal Biosciences - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety
  • Glock - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right
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