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LeafyIsHere (Real name: Calvin Vail/Marquez) aka titface / Chin-chan's illegitimate brother / Hapa Amerimutt is a weed smoking 13-year-old Chipmunk lookalike who pretends to be 29. He has no chin; which makes him look like Dr. Seuss characters. This, and the fact that he is frequently high on weed, explains why he has the voice of a toddler being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty Minecraft videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. Born to a family of losers (literelly) he talks about his household being super dysfunctional and how his white trash father was a meth addict who attempted suicide which culminated in him creating his channel to cope with his depression (not even joking). In order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to CS:GO where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when Whitney Wisconsin let him inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom.
His favourite music is "glue 70 - Casin", which is why he often used it as his intro music.
This article summed up in one video
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Remember Retsupurae? Titface is just like the latter years of that, meaning that he is in fact more cringy than the cringe he presents. So despite scraping the bottom of the barrel for autism, the people Leafy talks about always ends up being cooler than him, since they are not him, and probably know how to shower. The titles are so click-bait that it puts Buzzfeed to shame. THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET EARTH, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THIS WORLD, and so on and so on. He also uses boobs and bulges to attract more peeps, and he is such a faggot that Pyrocynical of all people was able to take his format and slightly improve it. He spends his days covering YouTube drama while CS:GO surfing hoping that one day god will mercifully kill him with memes.
Emo Faggot is Dead?
Leafy hasn't uploaded a video in months, some speculate that this emo faggot probably killed himself; however, this is highly unlikely because he's too much of a pussy to become what everyone wants him to become.
Update: The absolute faggot actually did it! He killed himself on July 4th, 2018.
Update 2: The absolute faggot actually failed! He just went into hibernation
Fanbase
Titface's fanbase is composed almost entirely of edgetard faggots and 10 year old kids who will defend their sugar daddy Leafy to the death. These fags will always revert to using "KYS" (Keep Yourself Safe) as a response to most negative comments, and will proceed to throw a temper tantrum in public like the mental midgets they are. Another reason those fags tell people to KYS is because their parents killed themselves because of how much of a disappointment their child is.
LeafyIsQueer Versus H3H3Productions
After going after an autistic fat fuck who started crying, as this is the only target that Calvin could have any chance of defeating, he started getting some flack from H3H3 productions, who called out this chin and ball-less motherfucker. This single video ignited quite a shitstorm between H3H3Productions and LeafyIsHere, dividing YouTube and creating a seemingly bottomless reservoir of lulz. Unfortunately, the video that made Tommync2010 cry was taken down by its creator, and an apology video took its place.
A spastic circle-jerk ensues.
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Leafy VS. Evalion
Leafy got triggered and butthurt when the YouTube user Evalion made various lulzy and /pol/-esque true videos about evil Jews and loving the great Heil Hitler. He responded to her by making a typical leftist crybaby attack video against her, calling upon his 3 million 12yo fanboys to mass-report her until she got b&. His autistic attack was successful, and she was terminated (twice) after a two day insurgency conducted by these cocksuckers.
Unstirred, Evalion responded to Leafy on Twitter with a video "exposing" him for being a Nazi.
Leafy VS. Idubbbz
Leafy got triggered and butthurted once more when Idubbbz made a content cop on him. Idubbbz is now hilariously the top video when you search for "leafy" on YouTube and the hashtag 
#nochin was trending on twitter the day the video was released. After the video, he started losing thousands of subscribers and his 12yo fanboys started to mass-spam his twitter until he made a response. He eventually did, but it was very weak, much like his chin. After realizing how dumb he looked, he started deleting comments saying that his response was very weak and debunking points he made in the video.
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The domain of leafyishere.com 
even linked to idubbbz' video, but now it is just a desolate wasteland of nothing.
Leafy vs. Pokimane - the final battle
Leafy's final battle on YouTube was against Pokimane and his army of simps. Leafy tried to eliminate Pokimane, but ended up being eliminated himself.
His last video, "Content Stone Age - Pokimane", started with a parody of the "Fallout" video game trailer, and ended with a 3D animation short movie. After Calvin got beamed up an UFO and flew away from earth, the text "The End" was shown. Indeed, it truly was the end for Leafy on YouTube.
The Fall Of A Tyrant
Last Saturday, a video uploaded by some guy named Nick calls Leafy out for being a complete sack of shit for using him and several other Jewtubers to gain fame for himself.
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OMG LEAFY IS BACK!!!1
On October 18th, 2018, Keemstar tweeted out that he will do an interview with Leafy the following week. Leafy's aspie fangirls pissed themselves from hype to see their living god come back, even for just a small interview. On October 25th, the video released.
Return of the Lizard King
On April 23rd, 2023 Leafy yet again awoke from hibernation, With his Rumble and recently unbanned Twitter, he goes straight back to being a retard but this time as a “livestreamer”
Total Twink Death
Leafy's aspie fangirls all orgasmed from hype to see their Lizard king return, until he posted his face reveal, showing he was not the skinny twink e-boy anymore, but a old, hairy blob, Now growing a beard and hiding that chin away once and for all, his fangirls fell into a depression.
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Rule 34
See also
- Tit-face
- chin-chan (his illegitimate sister?)
- I am 12 and what is this
- Counter-Strike
- Faggot - what he is.
- MrRepzion - another faggot
- Evalion - b& by his faggot fans.
- Generation Z
- Clickbait
- Unfunny
- Whitney Wisconsin
- Misha Silenosti
- fouseyTUBE
External links
LeafyIsHere
(Wayback Machine) - v& 4 life
His twitch
leafyislucky - Through Instagram viewer - (Wayback Machine)
leafylul
- Rumble - (Wayback Machine)
- StoryFire
- Porn Hub channel - (archive)
Leafy - troll his Facebook- Calvin Marquez - his personal Facebook - (archive)
lanes777lol - His Skype.
His personal Google Plus- for fun search Vail - (archive)- His personal Info
- YouTube wiki - more social media links here
- Search the archives
- SWATTED - (Wayback Machine)
- Watch as he loses subcribers in real time.
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