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High Score/Loserinfo R
Rafael Solich
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| Rafael Solich | |
| Nationality: | Argie 
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| Highscore | 3 killed, 5 injured |
| Style | Single player, FPS |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
Rafael "Juniors" Solich卐𖤐 was a 15 year old 100% white Aryan Argentine who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.
Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and Pink Floyd lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "EVERYONE MUST DIE" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern Argentina who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.
He was declared too young to be persecuted and subsequently acquitted. Solich now spends his days as a jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys.
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| Kill count: | 3/20 Fair enough for a single pistol |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 At least he knew to aim for the head |
| Style: | 8/20 Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Argies still remember his name to this day |
| Bonus: | 12/20 For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Raymond Spencer
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| Raymond Spencer | |
| Born | February 19, 1999 |
| Died | April 22, 2022 (aged 23) |
| Nationality: | Amerimutt 
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| Highscore | 4 injured |
| Style | Single player, Camping |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Raymond Spencer was a 23-year-old mutt who shot and injured 4 people while camping in an apartment before becoming an hero. He was also the retarded long-lost brother of fellow camper Brenda Spencer, who killed 2 and injured 9 by shooting up a school.
Shooting
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 3:17 PM, he began shooting at the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then he shot at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the rampage. After that, he hit his last victim, a random woman. Raymond reloaded and continued shooting randomly but nobody was injured. Getting bored, he stopped his shootout and the recording and edited the school's Wikipedia page, reporting, "A basedman shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and posted the gameplay footage on 4chan's /pol/ board. Raymond then became an hero and ended the shooting.
Gallery & Gameplay
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When you snipe 4 n00bs in a school but they all survive. -
His bedroom. Notice the Yakub poster on the wall. -
His guns. -
The bed, unmade. -
The local school after Spencer's fail. -
Brenda Spencer style. -
A foreskin nationalist. -
His 4chan post. He even specified a license for his video.
(Original higher quality video. Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 No kills |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 Same score as Asa |
| Style: | 9/20 Camper. Even Martin Peyerl did it better |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Nobody gives a fuck |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For becoming an hero |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External Links
TOW coverage - You don't really need this, since we have more info.
Reed Wischhusen
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| Reed Wischhusen | |
| Born | March 20, 1991 (34 years old) |
| Nationality: | Britfag 
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| Highscore | Crazy handful of nothin' |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Failed at it twice with TWO diferent methods |
The story of Reed Wischhusen
: Depressed adult autist warehouse worker was denied a shotgun license writes a manifesto listing all the people who wronged him in his life all while building a small army's worth of improvised firearms, including a machine gun made from scratch, multiple modified blank pistols, knives, body armor, and an illegally-bought meme-ass 19th century rifle. The plan? Take out everyone who had mistreated him in life, Hitman-style, with a silenced gun, before making his way to his old highschool and executing every single teacher and throwing around some pipe bombs to get revenge on his bullies. Topped it all off with a a much-needed visit to the local police station where he would either directly commit An Hero or force the piggies to the job for him. Also obsessed with Raoul Moat and Thomas Hamilton.
Where could such an intricately-designed plan, complete with his own fake police outfit go wrong? He bought like 500 rounds rounds of blank ammunition at once, tipping off the party van. Pigs proeceded to show up at his house on November 28, 2022, asking what was going on, they found his fake uniform and decided to bring him in for questioning. Our boy Reed goes off to the bathroom to commit suicide, except his modified blank bullet doesn't even penetrate his skull. Rushed out the bathroom with his pistol in hand to try and suicide by cop, except he failed at that too and was only shot and wounded in the chest while he screamed and cried that he didn't want to live anymore.
During his trial, he claimed he was only interested in tinkering with homemade guns and had no actual desire to carry out his manifesto's "plans", which were actually just a "therapeutic" fantasy. Really nigga? Jury didn't believe his bullshit and instead V& him for life with a minimum term of 12 years. Yet another Britfag school attack failure, and he couldn't even rank up any compensation prize kills like Rudakubanana and El Che de la Escopeta could.
Gallery
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Epic fail guy |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 You couldn't even shoot a cop! You get NOTHING! |
| Style: | 5/20 Improvised arsenal is actually pretty badass I won't lie |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Trial was surprisingly highly prolific, will now be forgotten to the annals of history |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For making actual badass weapons. A few minus points for failing to commit suicide, though. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
External Links
rwischhusen1
ReedWischhusen
reedwischhusen
Reed Wischhusen (Packagebuilder)- Account on some UK hunting website
Ricardo Barreda
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| Ricardo Barreda | |
| Born | June 16, 1936 |
| Died | May 25, 2020 (aged 83) |
| Nationality: | Argentinian
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 0 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, pwned by heart attack |
Ricardo Alberto Barreda, nicknamed "Conchita", was an Argentine truecel and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were femoids) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.
| Kill count: | 4/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 No injuries |
| Style: | 4/20 |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new. |
| Bonus: | 18/20 Got sanctified, which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
External Links
Robério Souza de Oliveira
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| Robério Souza de Oliveira | |
| Nationality: | Brazilian 
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| Highscore | 7 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a high score, armed with a Shotgun he shot and wounded 7 people, before escaping and Anheroes in the head.
| Kill count: | 0/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 Fail |
| Style: | 3/20 Schizo |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 |
| Bonus: | 0/20 |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Robert Crayton Jr.
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| Robert Crayton Jr. | |
| Nationality: | Nigger 
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| Highscore | 4 dead |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.
| Kill count: | 4/20 Crappy family killer |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 None injured during the massacre |
| Style: | 0/20 Family killing, so common |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Not so much butthurt |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For an hero |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
Roger Kjetså
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| Roger Kjetså | |
| Born | January 12, 1977 |
| Died | January 13, 2002 (aged 25) |
| Nationality: | Norwegian 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.
The Shooting
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.
At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.
After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.
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Gallery
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Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong. -
"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself." -
Cops outside the house where it all took place. -
A rifle just like the one Roger used. -
Suicide message. Translation is found above. -
The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house.. |
| Style: | 10/20 Rogue soldier. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Roman Gizatulin
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| Roman Gizatulin | |
| Born | 2011 |
| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | 4 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of Russia was doing his job with the war, 13-year-old Roman Gizatulin (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a an Special Education student, went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a KMFDM shirt and wear all black, a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with trying to slit the throat of a girl who had previously bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun"". He was V& after his ragequit and interview on vidya.
Rant
| Kill count: | 0/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Boring |
| Style: | 0/20 Anton Bichivin 2.0. |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Russian news coverge |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Fuck You |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Rudolf Nikolli
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| Rudolf Nikolli | |
| Born | 1987 |
| Nationality: | Albanian 
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| Highscore | Injured 5 |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Rudolf Nikolli is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.
| Kill count: | 0/20 Epic fail |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Only managed to injure 5 people |
| Style: | 4/20 Used their method to try to reach the high score |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit |
| Bonus: | 10/20 For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See Also
- Brenton Tarrant - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.