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High Score/Loserinfo E
Eero Hiltunen
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| Eero Samuli Hiltunen | |
| Nationality: | Finnish 
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| Highscore | 2 dead, 8 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
in 2012, 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.
Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.
After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.
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Eero at the scene of the crime. -
Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right) -
The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero -
Eero after the prison brawl. -
Joona and Eero in court.
| Kill count: | 2/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Should've practiced more. |
| Style: | 5/20 Random attack. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Escaping and other antics. |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Endrit Llambraj
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| Endrit Jorgji Llambraj | |
| Born | 1991 |
| Nationality: | Albanian 
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| Highscore | 1 dead |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Jealousy |
Endrit Jorgji Llambraj, was a 19-year-old car wash worker who on May 11, 2010, committed a school shooting before he killed himself after he confronted police.
Shooting
On May 11th, 2010, Endrit, who drove from his natal town, Vlorë to Elbasan, armed with a 9mm pistol, entered the "Mahir Domi" high school in Elbasan city. In his pockets, he had a bit of cannabis sativa and more 9mm bullets. Endrit ordered the entire class to exit, except Gerta Ramazan Bahja, who was his crush. They met during a trip but Endrit was rejected by her, maybe on Failbook, maybe IRL, so he couldn't get laid. Endrit, so pissed off about, shot her 3 times in the head and killed her. Her body lied sat down in her chair, while her head lied in her desk. Endrit left the school and began a chasing with crossfire with police officers. Both failed every shots they effectuated and Endrit, who knew he came to an end, fled to cemetery and, after he signed his coffin in there, decided to an hero via brainwash, ending all his shitty rampage.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 A single killed + missed shots to police |
| Style: | 2/20 Failed harder than the Couch Cuck |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Chaos in Albania and Fawx News |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For taking revenge |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Evita Kolmonen
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| Evita Kolmonen | |
| Nationality: | Finnish
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| Highscore | 0 killed, 0 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Another Eric and Dylan cock-rider who wanted to be the new Pekka-Eric Auvinen. However, she was such an idiot that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the pigs who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming Karma Hietanen instead (but sexier at least).
External Links
- /pol/ thread 1
- /pol/ thread 2
- /int/ thread (derailed almost immediately by Finns discussing anime)
- Finnish forum thread 1
(archive) - Finnish forum thread 2 (archive)
- WPD thread (archive)
- Her Instagram @evitaaaw
(Wayback Machine)
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Edgy -
Look at me guis LOL -
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LARPing -
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Years of academy training wasted! -
Evita's pig Cosplay -
"This will be used to make a change." -
"I think it's beautiful." -
A mass shooter in the making -
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Boomer car selfie -
Another selfie -
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Court documents -
Slut's Spotify -
Slut's Instagram -
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Evita wearing black -
Evita getting BLACKED -
How she sees herself -
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What we all hoped to see -
You lucky dog
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| Kill count: | 0/20 ... |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Fuck out of here |
| Style: | 0/20 Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Fuck you |
| Bonus: | -69/20 For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen |
Wanted Level:
Dog Catcher