Black Hebrew Isrælites

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Black Hebrew Isrælites seen instigating the MAGA Youth in 2017.

Black Hebrew Isrælites, essentially being the black version of the KKK, are some of the more eccentric street preachers one might come across if you live in a big-city shithole like New York or Chicago. Black Hebrew Isrælites believe in an Afrocentric interpretation of Judaism and Christianity and a type of Zionism in which Israel belongs to the flat-noses rather than the long-noses. Unlike their fellow ethnic imposters, the Ashkenazi Jews, they are much more openly racist and don't shy away from publicly citing the Talmudic verses that all Jews recite in secret. Clearly they must fancy the idea of having 2,800 albinoid slaves as a change. One of their original founders falsely predicted that a Black Jesus would return in the year 2000, but since this clearly didn't happen, either Black Jesus doesn't know how to count that high or Black Hebrew Isrælites had to keep pushing the numbers back for longevity's sake just like the Jehovah's Witnesses or his calculations were off by 9 years.

See Also

• Black supremacy
• Christian Identity - The white version of this.
• Nation of Islam
• Colin Ferguson
• Kanye West
• Solomon Henderson - According to his diaries, his parents were BHIs. This claim actually has merit, since he was named after King David's son.

External Links

• TOW article
• ADL article
• Polcompball article

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