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FreeBritney
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! FreeBritney looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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#FreeBritney was a movement aimed at freeing Britney Spears from her conservatorship from her greedy jew dad Jamie Spears. It started as a small movement in 2019 when Britney Spears whined about her dad who literally sits with all his jew gold from her daughter, while she barely gets any money from what she makes. This caused her fans to spam hashtags all over Twatter, to little results.
Then in 2021 Mickey Mouse who raised Britney is his club, decided with all the new assets he buys to take over the world he should help her out with a documentary on FX. Causing an uproar with even more of her fantards spamming on. social media to "FreeBritney", while the court doesn't give a shit. Britney Spears went to court and the conservatards telling her to GTFO each time to keep racking in the worthless jew gold.
In September 2021, Jamie finally gave up, and accepted his future going broke and filled to end the conservative-ship. On the 29th, it finally ended with fans finally rejoiced.
Background
In 90s Britney Spears appeared on MTV with slutty music videos giving 13 year old boys with Lolita fetishes erections. She then whored herself even further into adulthood and life went completely downhill from there.
In 2006 after Britney fucked Kevin Federline millions of times, they gave birth to a second baby. During this time a rumor floated around of Britney having postpartum-depression. Because fucking Kevin is a mistake, and their baby was disgusting, she finally divorced with Kevin and kept the the second child.
In 2007 Britney was finally sick of the worthless paparazzi begging for attention, and did an epic-lulz move. She shaved her to represent "fuck you", and hit a paparazzi with an umbrella. She was put in mental institution, and [[who cares lost her son]].
At the MTV Awards she did an obviously lip-sinked performance, which every one obviously could see through and was bullied to death online.
Conservatorship
After Britney Spears public breakdown, her life didn't get much better from here. In an attempt to make Federine butthurt, she locked her and her son in a bathroom. This caused even more unwanted attention from the paparazzi. She was placed in a 5150 hold and lost more of her rights.
Jamie Spears saw this as an opportunity for jew gold by putting Britney under conservatorship, basically he use Britney for easy cash while she doesn't make a penny. He could say that he is trying to help Britney so nobody would question is his motives. So he filled a conservativeship. Since the rulers did not give a shit about what Britney had to say. She was now under "temporary covservativeship", this was extended to shit for the next 13 years.
Since the conservatorship Britney Spears has:
- Four albums
- Was a judge on the second season of The X Factor.
She totally wasn't being exploited by by her dad.
Inception
In 2019 a podcast about Britney Spears called "Britney's Glam" received a mail from someone who supposedly a former manger for Britney. It said that Britney second residency was cancelled as Britney refused to take medication.
After the podcast, A movement called "#FreeBritney" started spreading across Twatter in an attempt to cease the conservatorship. A protest in front of Hollywood City Hill to get Britney out of the protege happened. Despite it being a protest which should do absolutely nothing, it actually worked. Something Greta Thunberg wishes she could do.
Sean and Jayden Federline, Britney's sons, filed a lawsuit against Jamie Spears for getting into a fight with them.
Livestream
Jayden Federline went on a rant Instagram Live responding to questions about the conservativeship, and wishes death on his grandfather
This brought the movement even further.
Framing of Britney Spears
The Mickey Mouse wanted to save Britney for the her dad. So he used his newly bought asset FX to create an documentary based on the the movement to try and free her.
The documentary created an even bigger outrage. and got many celebrities supporting the movement. More importantly it led to many celebrities who onced attacked Britney Spears to be which hunted. This all started when some shitty fat fuck rapper called "Chika" saw how Justin Timberlake who used to date Britney. Used Britney Spears to boost his relevance, by filming a music with a slut that resembles Britney. A bunch of feminazis also brought up the Janet Jackson from the Super Bowl XXX, and acted like Justin hates woman. Justin Timberlake had to apologize.
BritneyFree
In September Jamie Spears finally given up, as he realized there is no way he could win against Britney Spears at this point. and he decided to let Britney be free. However he begged not to be suspended so he won't loose all the jew gold he made. Of course because it's law, they let Jamie get away. On September 29th she was finally free from her conservatorship leading to people on the internet to finally shut the fuck up.