Caiden Cowger

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Caiden Cowger (Also known as An Hero of the youth, Cadence Cowgirl, and/or Caisey Cowboy) is a Conservative-Christian 10-year-old Internet Radio-host, and blogger who achieved Global-fame from his series of internets videos and radio-shows, that discuss important-matters such as "Homosexuality is a choice", "Obama is making kids gay", and "The youth is...being brainwashed with liberal-conspiracies and ideologies". He as many people believe, is a closet homosexual who yearns for romantic, hot sauna sex with his boy-toy Jayson Veley. His original channel "CAIDENCOWGER" on YouTube was hacked by an Haxxing Jew. He now operates on the channel "CaidenCowgerShow", where he upload the truth, in order to free the youth.

In other news, last thursday, Cadence wrote a book entitled "Being A Young Conservative", which sold nearly 10 copies at WalMart. His website features a section named "Caiden's Conservative Help-Line". A section that speaks about "I know what it is like to feel alone" and "If conservatism is going to rise, we have to stand together". The full-inspiring block of text

The original video that pissed off over 9000 "Homosexshals"

	“	Homosexuality is ~~natural~~ ~~a lifestyle~~ a belief. It is a bla-IT'S NOT MANDATORY IN THAT PERSON. That person is not born that way. No matter what Lady Gaga says.	„
	—Caiden Cowguts

	“	I see younger-people, that is turning to be, out to be homosexuals.	„
	—Cadence Corgoets

Junior Factor Nation

Last Wednesday, Cadence and his-butt buddy Jason Veley beganned a ~~network~~ "movement" to wake-up teh youth, and reveal to them the truth about Obama and his wicked, liberal colleagues. Caiden is a prophet-of the youth who-believes that :

Obama is a secret Muslim
Obama likes to kill babies
Obama is a secret Muslim
Obama is a socialist, communist, Jew, Atheist, Muslim and Authoritarian Mexican.
Joe Biden is a Wicca, Atheist Jew-Muslim Wizard
Obama wants to illegalize-religion
Obama is a socialist-Afrikan Jew
Progressivism is destroying Ammurica
Liberals are immature while cuntservativz r samrt!!!!!11!!!!one111!!
Sexuality is a choice. DERP!!!!!
Ronald Reagan restored Ammurica's assumness and Bill Clitoris is a Jew who despises Christianity
Jason Veley wants him
Obama is a secret Muslim
Obama is a sercet Muslim
Obama lieks Karl Marx and his grubby supporters.
Economic equality doesn't work. Just look at Sweden!!!!!
Obama wants to control the world-with his Muslim-Jew powerss!!!!one11!!!!!
Obama is a socialist-Afrikan Jew

The Shocking History Of Progressivism
The Shocking History Of Progressivism
Things To Note:

The Narrator is orgasming the entire-time.

The video's content is just regurgitated trash from Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh.

They claim-to hate Progressivism, yet they quote Abraham Lincoln, a-liberal.

They show a video of the Statue of Liberty, which wasn't even made in the USA.

The audio is LOUD AS FUCK.

The video hasn't even cracked five-thousand views yet

The video has fifteen likes and two-hundred and thirty-one dislikes. It is believed that twelve of the 'likes' were generated by alts.

From the message the videos are trying to convey, 'Junior Factor Nation' is against :

The illegalization of Slavery
Equal rights for Women
Equal rights for African-Americans
Free healthcare and Welfare for old ppl
Homosexuality
Anyone who isn't a Christfag or a j00
A proper education
internets
Decent Video Editing Software
P3N1S3S
Foreigners
Citizenship for "undocumented immigrants"
All of modern-science
Reality and all that it encompasses
Hippies
?????
~~PROFIT!!~~LOL JK VELEY CAN'T INTERNUTS

File:Cadense.png

Cadence is too adult and samrt 2 play ur immature Liberal kid games

When asked if Caiden-was really a homosexual he replied :

	“	I don't have-time for this. I only want serious questions. Take ur Liberal brainwashing bias to hell. Hey, where's Jason!? Oh, hey Jasey <3 !!!!!	„
	—Caiden Cowboy

His butt-buddy Jason Veley (Who last Thursday changed his name to "Jayson Veley") is also the other co-founder of JFN, and he mainly operates the official-channel, FactorTalkRadio where he discusses topics including "Obama is a socialist", "Restore the-founding principles of our founding-fathers", "Homosexuality-is a choice", "Blaah-Bla-Blaah".

Like many, Caiden also has an ass-kisser. This person goes by the name Zach (No last name for privacy, find out yourself). Zach defends almost everything Caidence says using the classic big wall of text method. Calling Cowgers video "Vote No to Homo" one of best videos he's done. Even though Zach has told us all that he's in support of gay marriage. Most of the time, Zach responds to every comment left on Cowgers page. You can't leave a comment without him replying to it.

Hilarious Quotes, Views And Other Gems

	“	And do you know why these kids are turning to be, out to be gay!? It's BECAUSE THEY'RE BEING ENCOURAGED BY IT!!!!!one11!	„
	—Caiden-Cownauts

In reply to a Brooklyn, New York Elementary School replacing "God Bless teh USA" with Justin Beaver's "Baby" at Graduation-Ceremony:

	“	This is showing, how the left, and how Political-Correctness is getting-involved, into our school-systems!!!!!one11!	„
	—Caiden-Cownauts

{{quote|I have created a Chick-Fil-A, Heterosexual Day!!!!one11!|Caiden-Cowgirl

	“	"The founding fathers never dreamed of America legalizing gays. At that time, that thought was out of this world because its insane. Being gay is not normal nor is it right. Logic tells us man and woman together only, you all are crazy to think homosexuality is normal!!!one1!"	„
	—Comment left on Cowger's FaceBook page

His Videos

Caiden sometime thinks about Jayson while fapping to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity

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An artists rendering of Caiden's parents

His videos feature a painful-to-watch intro featuring amazing cinema-effects made with HOLY GOD BEST VIDEO SOFTWARE EVER In-fact, it's easy to make top-notch intro-sequences like Caiden too!!!!! Here is what you need :

Sony Vegas Platinum (UK = £59.95. USA = $9.93)
Access/Permission to use an .mp3 file of bland, quiet, rock music, free of copyright
- If you can't do this, download Mixcraft and make a shitty-rock song (If you're too lazy just use one of the prefab tracks.)
  - If you can't do this, just make an audio-recording of you taking a shit, load it-onto Audacity, and play around with the effects. Remember to make it G-Major as well.
Go here and make an image of you with some caption like "TRUTH", "LIBERTY", or "FAITH".
Make up some stupid, bias line like "Fighting Liberals with what they fear most. THE TRUTH!!!11
A business=suit

Now make a shitty-logo at "[flamingtext.com]" and make it fill up-nearly 25% of the-damn screen. And now you're ready!!!!!

Caiden's Family And Friends. NOT!!!!!

Caiden's IRL Antics About missing Pics

Caiden's dad is a-boy and his mom is cow, hence his cow-human hybrid sister.
Caiden's Chicken-Lovin' Uncle, I tell you what.

Caiden's Chicken-Lovin' Uncle, I tell you what.
Caiden's face is gross
Caiden Behind teh scenes

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Obama is a communist!? WHAT AN ORIGINAL STATEMENT!!!!!

Obama is a communist!? WHAT AN ORIGINAL STATEMENT!!!!!
OMG Biden used a naughty word!!1

OMG Biden used a naughty word!!1
HOW DARE THEY SAVE 26,000 PEOPLE FOR FREE]]

The Hilarious Reactions

Wether you are a Conservative or Liberal, this video is fact. TheYoungTurks pwn j00.

HOLY SHIT GAYDEN IZ VIEW BOTTING!!!1!!!1111

You read right mah little /b/tards. Candace Cowgirl is using view bots to try and make himself moar popular. Ya See, Candace used botting software that he found on ThePirateBay to increase the views on his videos.

Candace' bullshit explanation.

This dramafag from YouTube explains things:

Living proof Caiden iz botting

So basically Candace view bots some of her videos and publishes a bullshit video on her CowgirlNation yt channel saying that she's not viewbotting despite the fact that she disabled her statistics. OMFG Anonymous will be so pissed!