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GalladeXD is a 13 year old emo,weaboo faggot and furfag who is fucking OBSESSED with Pokemon Gallade, and uses her ADHD as a fucking excuse for "not paying attention to your shit". She is the creator of her unpopular Shadowmon shit, which is basically a ripoff of Pokemon. Tell her that fact and she'll throw a massive fit then block/report you. Some names for her are "FucktardXD", "WhoreXD", or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for her, which will make her throw a tantrum like a 2-year old. Her most notable characteristic is the fact that she will cause a fucking shitstorm over ONE little fucking negative thing said about Gallade, Darkrai, or her friends. Her hobbies include fapping to Gallade and Darkrai R34, having retarded and/or perverted RP's with her friends, obsessing over My Little Pony, and having wet dreams of her OC's.

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Stuff like this a surefire way to make GalladeXD rage like a fucktard.

About the freak

	“	Gallade is an attractive Pokemon, you obviously don't see that due to your stupidity though.	„
	—The stupidity is strong in this one, .

GalladeXD is a retarded weaboo lol-cow that likes anime, Pokemon, ponies, and gay shit like that. She is a former straight who has recently embraced her inner lesbian self, despite jacking off to Gallade and Darkrai porn. Also, she admits to being a closet furry, pegasister, and a Hetaliafag. Also, she says she has a Gallade fetish. If that wasn't creepy enough, she also claims that Gallade is "mine and mine only", as shown in the next quote.

	“	GALLADE IS MINE, AND MINE ONLY. SO TELL YOURSELF AND GARDEVOIR TO BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!	„
	—GalladeXD is actually serious, guiz., .

Also, she is a retarded weaboo who recolors Gallade's, slaps wings or tentacles onto their backs, give them animu hair, and give them good looks and a shitty backstories, then calls it a fucking OC. She has a shitload of them, and they're all Mary-Sue's.

Her Shitty OC's

Shade - A albino Gallade (that strongly resembles Dante from Devil May Cry for some reason) who was formally a emo nigger, and takes it in the ass from Rageangel, Sky, and Anarchy. Claims he's the god of death, but he doesn't do shit about it. Also, he's a canon homosexual, but that's just so GalladeXD can ship him with every other guy to fill her yaoi desires.

Sky - Younger albino brother of Shade, and the only one with some intelligence. Wears shiny white armor to hide whatever his body looks like underneath, also had kids with his older brother by forming an empathy link (ask GalladeXD for a fucking explanation). Claims to be a God of Light, but he seems to be more like the God of Pussies. 2nd biggest wimp among her OC's.

Flame - Former homicidal psychopath killer, now he's just a retard who rapes people with the tentacles on his back. We have to give him credit for killing a whole town of furries and burning it to the ground, though. Claims to be god of fire, but his animu hair only shows this useless trait.

Angvelion - Mary-Sue cunt who cries and bitches about every fucking thing.

Rageangel - 18 year old pedophile rapist who fucks her younger brothers for teh lulz. Probably the 2nd sluttiest character GalladeXD has to offer us. Will rape then kill you in your dreams.

Meta - Weaboo faggot who cosplays Meta Knight 23/7. Probably the biggest pussy you'll ever meet.

Galldevil - Emo loser nobody gives a crap about.

GXD - GalladeXD's shitty Mary-Sue self-insert character. Obviously emo.

Anarchy - Kirlia slut that never wanted to evolve into a Gardevoir. GalladeXD's best friend's self insert Mary-Sue.

Gallangel - Crippled kid on life support. Whines and bitches about everything like her mother.

Kojii - Emo manwhore who somehow is a virgin. Dresses like a scene/punk/goth girl.

Kira - Slutty cunt who wants to kill everyone. The most likable character out of all of them.

There's a shitload of other ones, but nobody gives a shit about them anyways.