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Aaron Fechter

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WARNING:

With Jews, you lose!

Aaron Fechter is the 72-year-old divorced Jewish furry scammer who owns the rights to the now mostly forgotten restaurant franchise Showbiz Pizza Place and it's fictional band The Rock-afire Explosion. Along with his animatronic company Creative Engineering, Inc. His autistic attachment to these characters has lead him to tirelessly keep the dying brand alive by any means he can. Aaron is the coder and engineer of the animatronics used in the establishments, using Apple II to do so, which he chooses to exclusively use like an absolute oldfag. Multiple of the characters in the cast of animatronic furries are voiced by Aaron, including the main mascot Billy Bob.

He was originally beloved by the retards who obsess over the 80s corporate slop, but Aaron has uttered the dreaded nigger word multiple times in his career, even saying it in the voice of Billy Bob while singing a CeeLo Green song. Because the remaining fans of Showbiz are Reddit manchildren they started to turn on him because of this. Being as these people are his only source of income, he started to do damage and control on Reddit saying how he has black friends so it's okay, and how it wasn't him, but the character saying it.

He claims to have invented Whack-a-Mole, even making a variant after 9/11 called "Bin Laden Basher". This is not only out of a form of patriotic guilt due to his Jewish brethren hitting the towers, but also because he really hates Muslims. Even getting his animatronics to disavow them.

Not only does he claim to be the "father" of Whack-a-Mole, but also email.

Aaron is very self absorbed and is the type to search his name on Google. He even watches shitty video essays about him made by PNGTubers just to correct any inaccuracies or to stroke his cock to his "accomplishments". His ego is so big that he will respond to any comment on left on his videos, especially ones left by trolls, who he deals with by threatening to kick their ass.

Showbiz Endeavors

In the late 80s, Showbiz was dead and gay, so the CEO of Chuck E Cheese himself offered to merge the two businesses. They began to slowly fade the Showbiz characters out and Aaron was so mad about this he had his dad cry to them about how he was hurting his poor characters. In the end he was able to get the ownership of Showbiz, but at that point it was a dead business.

Aaron is a cheapskate, so he'll do things like reskin the same animatronics with different skins and advertise it as something new. He also underpays his workers. One of these workers was able to steal shit stained underwear of Aaron's to then post it on Ebay as an auction to get back at him.


Hydrillium

Hydrillium is a power source that is supposed to be eco friendly created by Aaron. The purpose of this "invention" was to create a cheaper source of power for the general public, or has he put it "the universe". This would be a good idea in theory, if it wasn't executed by a man who made his living by making furfag animatronics that have three movements. Needless to say it failed and literally blew up in his face after an explosion happened in the building he was working on the project in. And according to him shook buildings through out the town.

Aaron and KiwiFarms

   
 
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Aaron Fetcher on Reddit.

In a thread about a fellow female engineer, he posted in it to whiteknight her and talk about how much of a good friend she is. The tards at KF took notes and began a thread about him which a young ween found and posted a failtroll he did on Aaron. Written in the most incoherent niggerbabble he talked about how him and his friends stole a mask from him, got kicked out, and then prank called him.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Money Issues

Since Showbiz is a thing of the past, Aaron is struggling to get by, even living in a trailer home that homeless people regularly piss on. So in order to keep on the lights he's resorted to E-begging on YouTube and selling anything he can. This includes selling destroyed tit pieces of one of the female animatronics, which he promptly masturbated on before selling it to you as a way of appreciation.

Besides the shittiest garbage being overpriced on Ebay, he also does Cameos, which nobody buys. He's tried to cloutchase off of other notable members in his own community, but has only made more enemies doing so, including the fat neckbearded retard, The Carpetbagger, who Aaron sucked off the most out of any of his orbiters, even making him a plush toy of himself. But after a supposed slapfight Aaron sold the last of the stock with a message in the description calling him obese.

Another moneymaking connection he messed up was when he was invited to Comic Con, and allowed him to bring his animatronics with him as a booth. He was then kicked out of the convention for getting into an argument about money, of course.

Videos

You'll never be him

Push Ups

Even niche communities have drama

Don't think this is true mate

No words for this one

She l-l-lick me like a lolipop

FECHTER

Compilation

Vid by a literal child

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