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Pathways: Game - Amelia
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Pathways: Game - Amelia
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Pathways is a propaganda game that looks like it was animated using MS Paint and was released by the Hull City Council in England because they believe that there aren't enough hugs going around and England is starting to become a super, ultra scary and mean place to live in because it's citizens want to maintain the Status Quo where whites are the majority race in England. You know, like it has been for the last 1,000 years, a country that is free from the inferior genes of Camel Jockey blood.
Pathways is a choose-your-own-adventure game that takes it cues from Japanese visual novels. Instead of trying to Sexor your best friend's MILF Mother, his oldest sister that's your own age, usually 16-years-old, his 13-year-old middle sister, his 10-year old youngest sister and then his college aged brother for good measure - you have to BECOME an absolute, liberal D-bag to win the game.
The game starts with a scenario that you will most likely be familiar with. Friendless and alone you meet a cute, purple haired, Goth girl named Amelia that looks eearily similar to Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. Wanting a friend so bad, Amelia being the first person to ever notice your pathetic ass that wasn't a bully holding you upside down in a toilet that has a log the size of a basketball player's foot in it, you ignore all the warning signs that she might be a far-right Conservative and make friends with her.
The game play is simple. Try to have sex with Amelia by agreeing in words only that Roger Waters was right when he wrote the Lyrics,
"Waiting for the final solution To strengthen the strain. Waiting to follow the worms. Waiting to turn on the showers And fire the ovens."
You lose.
Agree with Amelia that mass imigration is destroying Britain and the Towel Heads need to go back home, you lose.
Side with Amelia about traditional values that follow the belief that famalies should be made up with a Genetic Man and Woman as Husband and Wife - a real Mother snd Father and not a Trans Mommy and a Faggot playing Mommy and Daddy with 2 adopted kids or two Lesbians and a turkey baster, you lose.
The goal of the game is to make all the "right" Pro-Liberal choices like abortions should be legal up to 3 days after a woman has given birth, open borders, the Sesame Street belief that everyone can get along and Muslims should be allowed to Groom 7-year-old, white, blonde haired girls for sex when they're 9 because that's the age when Muhammed busted his first nut up inside Aisha, you win and become successful in all your endeavours, have many friends and get to live the life of a simp because you respect wimmins too much to ask them to have sex with you
The Irony Of Amelia
The Irony behind Amelia is what was supposed to serve as a propoganda piexe to turn children against the correct ideas of of far-right politics has become the poster child for these far-right ideals by being made into memes and AI slop movies.
choose-your-own-adventure visual novel propaganda game made by the Ministry of Truth and was supposed to teach young children about radicalization and racism and extremism and all that stupid jazz online and IRL. The game consists of you reading propaganda and picking dialogue to get the "right ending" which is pretty boring.
Of course, any sane person said, "Fuck that shit," and started violently masturbating to one of the supposed antagonists, a cute anti-immigration e-goth girl named Amelia. This, of course, made Amelia the face of the anti-immigration movement and the right wing, so the UK government broke the game so it would no longer load past Amelia's first sequence, and apparently removed her main scenario entirely before taking game down to try (and fail) curb the shitstorm they caused.
TL;DR the UK government fails for the 500th time. lol.
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