Parasocial Syndrome
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Parasocial Syndrome sufferers are yet more suicidal freaks who wont shut the fuck up about their waifus. You can help these people by reminding them that killing themselves will go horribly wrong and they will possibly end up in the abyss instead of fucking their waifus. |
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| Parasocial Syndrome | |
| Active | June 8, 2017 - The heat death of the universe |
| Nationality: | Global 
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| Occupation | Various |
| Highscore | Killed 14, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | An Hero + optional FPS DLC) |
| An Hero? | No (Nicholas) Yes (everyone else) |
| Motive | Autistic hyperfixation on their waifus |
People suffering from Parasocial Syndrome a.k.a. Randy Stair Syndrome take things to the next level. Instead of worshipping their waifus, they go out of their way to kill themselves, sometimes bringing others down with them, hoping they will have sex with their favorite fictional characters due to being biologically incapable of touching a female.
Tranny Phantom
Moar info: Randy Stair.
On June 8, 2017, a tranny named Randy Stair⚧ shot up the supermarket he worked at and an hero'd, hoping to be reincarnated as a ghost girl. This happened because he was obsessed with Ember McLain from Danny Phantom to the point of creating a group of edgy recolors of her called "Ember's Ghost Squad", effectively cementing him as the Chris Chan of mass shooters. He is best known for being one of the first notable individuals with parasocial syndrome, hence why the disease is sometimes referred to as Randy Stair syndrome.
The Original Dokiposter
On February 4, 2018, some edgy kid named Ben Walmsley hanged himself and his parents thought that Doki Doki Literature Club groomed him into doing so.
Dokiposter Part 2
On February 28, 2018, not even a month after the incident above, Rok Jakopović Potz killed himself for the same reason.
The OG Brony Killer
Moar info: Brandon Hole.
On April 15, 2021, a brony named Brandon Hole shot up the FedEx he worked at and an hero'd. Right before the shooting, he made one final Facebook post saying "I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there’s no afterlife and she isn’t real then my life never mattered anyway."
Pedophiles Never Prosper
Moar info: Nicholas Prosper.
On September 13, 2024, a mutt named Nicholas Prosper
was tired of people killing NPCs in front of Clementine from The Walking Dead, so he decided to murder his actual real-life family for Clementine. Oh, the irony.
Sayo-nara
Moar info: Desmond Holly.
On September 10, 2025, a Columbiner named Desmond Holly
shot up his school, killing no one and injuring two before an heroing. He had a Sayori sticker on his gun, making him the first DDLC-related suicide to try to take other people with him.
High Scores
| RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | STYLE | |
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| 1 | 
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Brandon Hole | 8 | 7 | Y | 2021 | FPS |
| 2 |
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Randy Stair | 3 | 0 | Y | 2017 | FPS |
| 3 | 
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Nicholas Prosper | 3 | 0 | N | 2024 | FPS |
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Desmond Holly | 0 | 2 | Y | 2025 | FPS |
| 5 |
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Ben Walmsley | 0 | 0 | Y | 2018 | An Hero |
| 6 | 
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Rok Jakopović Potz | 0 | 0 | Y | 2018 | An Hero |