Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.

Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

John Money

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by Gaydolfjitler (talk | contribs) at 21:10, 31 July 2025. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Hey! This article isn't lulz just yet, but its coverage can spark a lollercoaster.
You can help by reverting people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages.
See this article on Google? Want to add something? Join us!
Lose an iPod to transphobia?

This page contains someone who was Stunning and Brave.
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry

John William Money is a Child Molester and hero of the Trans Community from down under.From creating the word "gender" to being an expert consulted in the production of the beastiality documentary "Animal Passions" he accomplished many great things Dr. Josef Mengele never could. Dr. Money originally went to school for psychology mastering in the skill of manipulating the mentally ill and vulnerable of society. By 1945 he was teaching classes in the University of Otago where he gaslit his students to getting electric shock therapy, and insulin shock therapy. Realizing neither of these caused the irreversible harm needed to treat mental illness he realized that New Zelda is for faggots and he was destined to go to the land of the free to poison the country with his jewish tranny bullshit.

Professor John Money

In 1947 at the age of 26, Money began teaching pediatric psychology as a professor and it was here where he discovered his love of kids. It was around this time he discovered the wonders of disfiguring dicks and realized he must immediately make this normal. Unfortunately for John, not many people wanted to lose their manhood.(Shocker right?). The evidence didn't support what John believed and he did what any good scientist would... Make the evidence.

David Reimer

In the 1960s, Professor Money got lucky when another kid didn't. David Reimer was an infant living with his twin brother in Soviet Canuckistan when he experienced complications after receiving a satanic jewish baptism. Since Canadians are fucking retards they decided to burn Davids foreskin off which went as well as one would expect. Now without a Penis, Professor money had discovered his opportunity to put his skills of preying on the vulnerable to use.

  1. Convince parents to remove davids ball-sack
  2. Tell them that their kid needs to be raised as a girl for his own mental health
  3. When kid grows up and want's to do boy things, force him to perform sex acts on his brother (And photograph it)
  4. Kid grows up to have regrets, become addicted to drugs and overdose
  5. Twin brother commits suicide
  6. Write book declaring success of experiment
  7. ????
  8. PROFIT

Penis Inspection Day

John Money also forced the dwarves to strip for "Genital inspections". Money would reportedly get aggressive and scream at the children should they not comply. This is not acceptable and should only be done by trusted professionals including but not limited to your parents, your doctor or your Boyscout leader.

Aftermath

At the age of 14, David Reamer decided he was sick of being forced to be a girl to please his libtard parents and told them he was a guy and wanted to be called "David". Additionally he told them how he didn't enjoy getting molested by Money. Not long after he underwent surgeries to unfuck his penis (to as much of an extent was possible). This was an absolute blow to John Money as it ran directly against his belief that "Socially Constructed Gender Identity" and "Gender Reassignment Surgery" weren't completely fucking retarded. While some things were unfucked for david his mental state was about as one would expect of someone who was raped and mutilated. It was no surprise David would become another victim of Big Pharma, ending up on antidepressants.


Publish it anyway

In the late 90s/early 2000s John Money published his jewish conspiracies. David and his brother tried to speak out against it however Money was very quickly to shut the filthy goyim down with his lawyers. Between troubles in his marriage due to his broken penis and being silenced like some nigger bitch the brothers decided to set a trend that would become an absolute BANGER in the trans community. Brian overdosed on antidepressants and David sucked off Kurt Cobain's Microphone.


John Money is part of a series on
V& Pedophiles [-+]
UnV& Pedophiles [-+]

Aaron WilliamsAdam LanzaAlenonimoAlison RappAmber ButtrumAndy MaherAngryjediAnimatedJamesBeefraveBikerfoxBill CosbyBritbongCamHeadCasey AnthonyChaosscizzorsColonel McBadassComicalityCyraxxCyril SmithDan SchneiderDoomentioDr DisRespectDreamDrossRotzankDaddyOFiveDahvie VanityDangermanDeekerDidaskalosDynacatlovesmeEric RidenourErik MöllerFergie OliverFrank BonafedeGreg MazujianGreville JannerG-ZayGeosheaGalaxyRailways2199Harrison DigfootHumonHypnoHunter MooreIrish282Isabella Loretta JankeJames Terry Mitchell JrJaSonicJerry Peetjervaise brooke hamsterJimmy SavileJoey NigroJohn Patrick RogersJoseph KonyJustin BerryJustin DabrowKaitlyn HuntKatherine MarionKyle PerkinsLena DunhamLeonard F. Shaner Jr.LittleCloudLtFlaggerLogansperman2Lucian HodobocM. ChaosMagicrichMandoPonyMar9122Michael JacksonMikevirusMatrooko11MZMcBrideNathanrNeil FoxNullOmegaloreOnideus Mad HatterOnisionPaul WalkerPennywisePurple AkiPutridRalph SquillaceRiverman72Roger SampsonSam DeathWalkerSam RassenfossSarah ButtsShane LeeSibeScientologySethistoSmartschoolboy9Sophie LabelleTheAmazingAtheistThomas Watt HamiltonTimboxTrap-kunTyciolUncle GrandpaUpdownmostlyViolentacrezVonHeltonWoody AllenW. T. SnacksYandereDevYoung Tubers UnitedYtaskZeitgueist

Related Topics [-+]

John Money is part of a series on

Homosexual Deviants

Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage.

[Give $500 PlzOpen Up to Us]
John Money is part of a series on Psychology
Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictionAgoraphobiaAlcoholismAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAnxietyADDADHDAsperger's SyndromeAutismBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingBulimiaCognitive dissonanceDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementDown's SyndromeDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberalismLow Self-esteem'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyPyromaniaRetardationSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTerminological percipience disorderTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex

Fetishes:

AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaAutogynephiliaBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaEmetophiliaEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterophiliaHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophiliaMaiesiophiliaMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushophiliaPregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphiliaSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVoraphiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverZoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top SecretB/Bodies Under SiegeCYOCChatrouletteDefense Industries OrganizationDeekerFoolQuest.comInkBunnyNeuticles.comPsyke.orgWarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning

John Money is part of a series on Psychopaths
[It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose againOpen the box]
Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsNicholas ProsperPekka-Eric AuvinenPeter ScullyRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck

John Money is part of a series on

Sex

Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage.