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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This person has ADHD.
consider yourself warned for the uncontrollable and inhumane levels of retardation ahead.

Jaiden Animations (Powerword: Jaiden DittFach) is an unfunny azn YouTuber that makes animations about her boring life as a quirky introvert. She has a bird named Ari which her and her retarded audience constantly refer to as a dog because "LEL RANDEM = FUNEE", while failing to realise that the joke stopped being funny after the first instance of her saying it, although some argue that the joke wasn't even funny then.

Depression

Jaiden IRL(The image she doesn't want anybody to see)

On the 6th of April 2017, Jaiden made a video about how sad her life has been in an attempt to make her fans feel some sort of sympathy for her. Obviously it worked seeing as her fans are complete morons.

LOL JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

Her fans

How to respond to somebody putting somebodies face on the internet

Jaiden Animations' fans are arguably as retarded as she makes herself out to be. Their activities range from unsubscribing to people for posting pictures of Jaiden online, to getting tattoos of her and her autistic friends on their arms. But by far the majority of Jaiden's fans are horny 13-year-old boys who are either preoccupied jacking their tater tot cocks to the immense pool of Rule 34 drawings of her, or fantasizing about riding off on a steed with her one day to marry her, or probably both. Jaiden is very uncomfortable and insecure with this fact, and many of her friends have come out speaking against drawing rule 34 of her, so if you want to troll her the best start would probably be to start flooding her social media communities with '34.

Here you can see a collection of art from her fan base.

Fanart About missing Pics

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Asexuality

Deciding one day that she wasn't annoying enough, she decided to come out as "asexual" in a video titled Being Not Straight where she tells her audience that she's never been sexually attracted to anybody before and that her sexuality "In the nicest way possible, [is] none of your business", but still seizes the opportunity to milk every last bit of attention she can garner by publishing a video about it for well over 25 million people to see. Obviously this video was received terribly by her fans whose dreams of one day marrying Jaiden and bringing her on an epic romance were shattered by the millions as the little timmies realized the Rule 34 lied to them.

Although not mentioned in the video, the true cause of Jaiden's so-called asexuality is actually the result of years worth of kids hitting on her and/or jerking off to her, as well as being exposed to so much animated porn of herself, years which compounded into trauma which turned her off from, and corrupted, any desire for sexual intimacy. Even as far back as Jaiden's high-school/teen years, far younger boys would practice their pick-up lines on her. In My Childhood Stories Jaiden recounts a time when The Rizzler himself, a young boy, almost sexually assaults her with a sly pick-up line; he asks if she can hold something for him, and Jaiden asked what so, to which the young rizzler responded "my hand?". Even well before the days of internet stardom the only people interested in romancing her fugly ass were little kids. Since true asexuality, well into adult years anyhow, is nonsense, it can be inferred that Jaiden just wants a slice of that trendy, attention pie much like the vice of all other self-described asexuals. But then again, she's autistic!