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RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED YEAR STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 Petar Brzica 1360 ? 1942 Unknown Guard at the Jasenovac concentration camp in Croatia made a bet with his fellow guards on who could kill the most prisoners during a single night. Armed with only a knife, Petar allegedly slaughtered well over a thousand people in a fit of ecstasy. Other estimates place his score somewhere between 670 and 1100, which is still an incredible amount. It might all be bullshit, though. After the Nazis were defeated, Petar vanished into thin air never to be seen again.
2 Sano Jirozaemon 100 ? 1696 Slipped on a rooftop and got executed After getting his new katana, he suffered a psychotic episode, ending with him killing dozens of whores after they rejected him before fucking it up, getting caught and executed for his crimes. One of the earliest known examples of reaching for the High Score.
3 Unknown 52 ? 1986 Escaped Chink killed some people and then Escaped with a good high score
4 Unknown 32 ? 1905 Got caught and stoned to death like a fucking bitch, lol. Pwned just as many as Cho did, but with a fucking knife. Oh, and, if you think Devin Kelley and Matthew Murray are the OG christianfag killers, you are nothing but a naive zoomer. This pig-worshiping latino had so much satanic hatred inside his heart that he cornered entire groups of church-goers just to kill them with a shitty knife. You know, for the lulz.
5 Kleomedes of Astypalia 27 ? 496 BC Dead A boxer, who, after being disqualified for killing an opponent, pulled the pillar of a school in his hometown, which caused it to collapse, killing 27 kiddies.
6 Unknown 24 ? 1607 Executed? A father who killed his pregnant wife, five children, and eighteen random people all in one night.
7 Unknown 23 ? 1903 Dead Yet another fucking pinoy who ran amok and murdered people before being brutally raped by bullets.
8 Unknown 22 ? 1950 Unknown Random soldier got angry at the fact of a poorfag marrying a rich bitch, that he hacked everyone at the wedding.
9 Democratic Republic of the Congo William Unek 21 ? 1954 Escaped to commit another killing spree, but was taken down by cops. A Police Soldier who went on two killing sprees, both of which killed at least 20 niggers! His first one consisted of him massacring people with an axe for less than 90 minutes before escaping. His second one landed him a solid spot on the FPS Single Player list.
10 Wirjo 20 12 1987 Hanged himself An alcoholic gambling farmer. Beat his son and beat, stabbed, and killed his friend before going around stabbing and hitting more people.
11 Abdul Waheed 20 4 2017 Incarcerated A janitor. Pulled off the ultimate April Fools' prank by calling pilgrims to his shrine so he could trick them into eating drugged food before going to work on them with bludgeons, blades, and sticks.
12 Satoshi Uematsu 19 26 2016 Sentenced to death A noble eugenicist who removed 19 disabled people from the gene pool at a facility near Tokyo. Turned himself in an hour later.
13 Yang Qingpei 19 0 2016 Incarcerated A chink. Went Hitman and managed to kill nearly 20 people - with no survivors. All of this with a shitty knife, too!
14 Arsenio Formentera 17 ? 1968 V& Schizo farmer killed 17 people with a machete, and somehow robbed and raped along the way.
15 Ou Yangpu 17 0 1976 Hanged himself Killed 17 of his own family members with a kitchen knife and hanged himself in a forest. Holds the crown for familicides.
16 Huang Guozhen 16-17 1-2 1989 Sentenced to death After fighting with his brother, he decided to kill him and his wife and burn his house down before going around town stabbing people while drunk.
17 Hodeng 16 1 1879 Dead Went on a stabbing spree in the Dutch East Indies before being v&.
18 Domingo Salazar 16 1 1956 Sentenced to death A revenge-seeker. Killed his wife and nephew before attacking people.
19 Magu 15 5 1873 Killed by people Another Indonesian who went on a rampage before being captured and killed.
20 Florentino Basobas 15 4 1977 Killed by people Yet another stabbing spree by a farmer in the Philippines.
21 Anatkin 15 3 1897 Killed by people Malay stabbed his wife for cheating on him and went amok before a guy shot him down.
22 Unknown 15 ? 1861 Incarcerated? A slave owner who beat and starved his slaves to death.
23 Pusok Anak Ngaik 14 4 1965 Escaped? Went amok before possibly escaping
24 Hasnain Anwar Warekar 14 1 2016 Hanged himself A sandnigger. Sedated his family members and slit their throats before hanging himself.
25 Wang 13 9 2024 V& Another chink who wents batshit insane.
26 Mohammed Nawaz 13 0 1996 Incarcerated a 22-year-old man preached the word of Islam against adultery by decapitating two of his sisters with a hatchet that he suspected of having committed adultery with a neighbour, also killed twelve other family members to leave no witnesses.
27 Guo Zhongmin 13 0 2003 An hero by pesticide Armed with a knife and a stick, Guo fatally beat and stabbed 13 people, before swallowing pesticide.
28 Shi Yuejun 12 5 2006 Executed Angry man decided to take revenge on the society that had humiliated him.
29 Leman 12 2 1933 V& Another azn mudslime who whacked some people along his village before getting V&
30 Mogo 12 1 1929 Sentenced to death After getting kicked out of a farm, this former farmer nigger stabbed people with a spear before getting arrested.
31 Juhani Aataminpoika 12 0 1849 Incarcerated (Dead) Horse thief that escaped and went on a murderous rampage for around a month before being recaptured and sentenced to death. His sentence was later commuted to 40 lashes and life in prison.
32 Lazaro Obwara 12 0 1950 V& by pigs Being pissed about his son dying, he decided to go around and stab people before getting V&.
33 Fano militia 12 0 2021 Escaped Beated and killed 12 people on a GTA style ambulance robbing.
34 Myles Brandon Sanderson 11 18 2022 An hero? Canadian injun went on a stabbing spree killing some of his family members including his brother and neighbors before going on the lam for several days. He was finally captured after being run off the road by cops and died later in the police custody from an alleged suicide by overdose.
35 Mat Taram bin Sa'al 11 10 1947 free Malay schizo went amok with a pocket knife before being set free after he got V&.
36 Dương Văn Môn 11 6 1998 Sentenced to death Vietnamese schizo went on a stabbing rampage through his village.
37 Gregorio Caceres 11 4 1942 Shot by pigs A farmer. Hacked and stabbed people with a hatchet and knife before being shot by the pigs.
38 Salvador Rublico 11 4 1952 Killed by police Yet another boring pinoy who went on a bolo boogaloo before the cops shot him.
39 Jin 11 1 2023 V& Chink went amok. Another one on the list.
40 Andangan 11 0 1921 An hero Killed a bunch of his relatives with a bolo and then became an hero.
41 Vadim Gritsuk 11 0 2000 Incarcerated 46-year-old ruskie with alcoholism went on a stabbing spree for 16 days before he got V&.
42 Danilo Guades 10 17 2007 V& Ugly pinoy monk bolo'd some people and bludgeoned some more with a club before getting V&.
43 Raden Prawiro Direjo 10 6 1863 Killed Went amok in a random town in Indonesia, before being a mob beat him and killed him.
44 Jamaluddin 10 3 2017 An hero Killed his family before poisoning himself.
45 Huang Zhiheng 10 0 1985 An hero in prison Murdered a family over a gambling debt before killing himself in prison the next year. Also killed a man in 1973.
46 Abdel Latif 10 0 2005 Incarcerated Dismembered 10 people, including four kiddies.
47 Zhao Zewei 9 19 2018 Executed Chinese school stabber who took revenge on his childhood school for making him a faggot.
48 Tore Hedin 9 10-20 1952 An hero Swedish cop who went on a killing spree, starting by killing mommy and daddy, and also some random oldfags, before an heroing by drowning himself, also killed his friend in 1951.
49 Jamin Mukobero 9 6 2001 Incarcerated Nigger who stabbed 15 people, mostly family members.
50 Yang Mingxin 9 3 1998 Incarcerated 39-year-old farmer stole ten geese before being caught by the owner and threatened, resulting in an axe rampage. Tried to kill himself but failed.
51 Yan Yanming 9 3 2004 Executed Attacked a school with a knife.
52 Lai Guoxian 9 2 1990 Sentenced to death Yet another chink, yes, China has moar attackers than all Scandinavia. Stabbed randoms before being V&.
53 Wilhelm Brückner 9 1 1925 An hero Basket maker murdered nine of his family members.
54 Christoff Bihl 9 0 1580 Executed Father who beat and stabbed nine of his children.
55 Thomas Austin 9 0 1694 Executed Murdered his uncle, aunt, her six children, his wife and two of his children, before being V& and executed.
56 Serski 9 0-1 1905 Dead Lured little kiddies into his barn so that he could kill them.
57 Unknown 9 0 1906 Escaped! Anon entered the house of some random family, murdered the husband, wife and then their seven children, before setting the house on fire and escaping forever, it's possible that the perpetrator was also behind the Villisca axe murders, which would occur 6 years later.
58 Berri Khan 9 0 1914 An Hero by poison Merchant killed his 9 family members. After, he commited suicide by poison with some drugs.
59 Antonio Alvarez 9 0 1923 An hero Mexican stabbed his wife and 8 children to death with an axe because he wrongly predicted a future earthquake.
60 Foong Mok 9 0 1946 Dead Chink farmer killed 9 randoms on a malay village before being found insane. Died alone on a nuthouse.
61 Lorne Acquin 9 0 1977 Dead Killed his relatives with a tire iron before burning down the house. Died in prison in 2015.
62 Onyekachi Ugwu 9 0 2015 Escaped! Stabbed his father with a machete and then hacked his neighbours before escaping forever.
63 Xu Jiajin 8 17 2024 Executed Yet another chink knife attack on a school. This time, a vocational college, as revenge for not receiving his graduation certificate.
64 Mamoru Takuma 8 15 2001 Hanged A suicidal janitor. Went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.
65 Thaddeus Hyatt 8 14 1959 Hanged 26-year-old insane worker and part-time musician attacked "police informers" with a machete, ice pick, and later dagger, before dismembering them.
66 Unknown 8 8 2024 Killed by police Some random satanists went on a stabbing spree before being killed by the cops.
67 Zheng Minsheng 8 5 2010 Incarcerated Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of schoolchildren.
68 Leonard King 8 1 1954 An hero Shanked his family before an heroing
69 Lu 8 1 2024 V& Yet another knife attack in China and another big high score.
70 Nils Narumseie 8 0 1833 Executed Nils was a known thief in his youth. On the night of his 25th birthday he would target a farm and kill everyone living there with an axe before burning it down in an attempt to get away with stealing a watch. He was soon arrested, confessed to his crimes and was executed by beheading with an axe.
71 Unknown 8 0 1912 Escaped! Invaded the house of a random family, murdered the two parents, their four children, and two guests.
72 Fritz Angerstein 8 0 1924 Executed Killed a bunch of his close acquaintances with an axe and a dagger.
73 Andrew Day 8 0 1929 Dead Canuck who stabbed his wife and 7 children to death. Was then declared insane and put in a mental hospital.
74 Unknown 8 0 1940 Died in prison Another Kenygger who went amok.
75 Richard Speck 8 0 1966 Died in prison Went into a Chicago townhouse dorm for female college nursing students and raped, beat, tortured, stabbed and strangled all 8 women to death.
76 Shin Hyun-je 8-9 ? 1968 Incarcerated 28-year-old Zipperhead first murdered his mommy with an axe before going ham on his village.
77 Tomás Temu Morente 8 0 1994 Incarcerated Killed eight random guys before dismembering them while he was high.
78 Christopher Kasoma 8 0 2004 An hero Killed his relatives in the shopping centre before poisoning himself to death.
79 Oleg Belov 8 0 2015 Incarcerated Slaughtered his family and mother using knives and hatchets, pretending nothing was wrong for several days before being v&. Oleg explained that it all went down after an argument between him and his wife over his 6-year-old son's "parrot haircut".
80 Liang Wu 7 13 2021 V& Stabbed random people in the street to vent from his family issues.
81 Soera Brotto 7 10 1786 Executed Javanese prisioner went amok in NIGHTMARE MODE and permabanned 7 guards before being sentenced to death.
82 Yang Moufeng 7 7 2020 V& A man in his 60's stabbed people nearby a school.
83 Paulino Fernández Vázquez 7 6 1989 An Hero An old goatfucker hillbilly pussied out with his nosey neighbours and stabbed them with a knife and an axe before torching his house off and becoming an hero with fire, unluckily from asphyxia. The reason, fear to lose his lands, cuz their keen narcissist neighbours wanted moar lands to have moar goats to fuck with.
84 Nicolae Lungu 7 6 2019 Incarcerated Smacked a bunch of people to death with an IV stand in a psychiatric hospital.
85 U Win-maung 7 5 1975 Killed by police The school principal got tired with the inbreed students and decided to teach them the magic of the High Score. He died, clearly because of a shot by the pigs.
86 Thubelihle Kheshow 7 5 2021 Incarcerated Businessman went postal in the middle of nothing in Zimbabwe, killing 7 people and injuring 5 before being V&
87 Ismail bin Awang 7 4+ 1949 Dead Used local machete to went amok in his town. He was V& and imprisoned and died alone.
88 Abu Lu'lu'a Firuz 7-10 3-6 644 Dead A persian slave who rebeled against the king, pwning a few other people along the way, was either executed or an heroed.
89 Malam Kaigama Alhaji Jikurko 7 3 2008 V& Pull out a carnage before the keen officers caught him.
90 Ngah Gafur 7 2 1899 Executed Malay went amok with a spear, burnt a random elderly man's house and got V&. He was sentenced to death and executed by hanging.
91 Unknown 7 2+ 1913 V& Bolivian got mad at his boss and killed 7 people before getting arrested.
92 Ramon Salcido 7 (5 by Salcido) 2 (1 by Salcido) 1989 Incarcerated After a fun night of binge drinking and doing coke, he drove his three young daughters to have fun at an isolated dumping site, but wanted to show his daughters how much he really loved them. After having sex with his young daughters like how any great father would, he decided to cut their throats and leave them there to play by themselves, while he went to run a few errands. Two of his daughters later mysteriously died while the other was found in a trash can (wtf?). He then drove to visit his mother-in-law, but was violently attacked for no good reason, prompting him to justifiably stab her and her two kids to death in self-defense. He then returned home, where he shot his bitch wife for refusing to make sandwiches. His next stop on his errands was Grand Cru Vineyard, where he decided to get even with his supervisors after they had made fun of him for being overweight and having a small dick, shooting both of them, killing one, wounding the other.
93 Gregor Makranicz 7 1 1930 Escaped? Killed 7 on a barber shop before probably escaping
94 Jerry Langobon 7 1 2002 Incarcerated Pinoy who bolo'd his family.
95 Karl Emil Malmelin 7 0 1899 Dead Slaughtered a farm with an axe. Pardoned in 1912.
96 José Casas Novas 7 0 1912 Incarcerated Man who slit the throats of a man, his wife and four of their children, and a baby.
97 Anon cook 7 0 1930 V& yet another fucking chink on the list. China's favourite sport i guess:A cook killed 7 on a random house before being V&.
98 Suku 7 0 1930 Executed Killed a entire family by stabbing before setting the house in fire.
99 Eivind Axelsen Larsen 7 0 1932 Dead A young man who feared he had gone insane and decided to kill his family with an axe and burn down the house, to spare them of suffering the same fate.
100 Friedrich Giebel 7 0 1940 An hero Aryan murdered his bitchy wife and six children by beating them unconscious with a baton and then slitting their throats with a cobbler's knife before an heroing, only one daughter survived ze familienmord.