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Thaddeus Hyatt
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| Thaddeus Hyatt | |
| Nationality: | Reggaestani 
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| Born | c. 1933 |
| Died | October 27, 1959 (aged 26) |
| Highscore | Killed 8, Injured 14 |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An hero? | Nope, hanged |
Thaddeus Gyatt was a 26-year-old Jamaican hard-working labourer and part-time musician who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.
Background
Several days before the massacre, Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by Police informers & that people also started hating him and were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the Police informers and his stoopid H8ters, which would become true on March 30, 1959.
Victims
- Joseph Henry, Unknown age
- Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age
- Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age
- Hannah Bennett, 75 years old,
- Warren Bennett, 2 years old,
- Grace Wilmot, 4 years old,
- Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old,
- Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old,
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 8/20 Yuh gaan! |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Train better with that machete |
| Style: | 10/20 Caribeaner gone mad! |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 only shocked people in Jamaica |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See Also
- Axel Rudakubana - Another charcoal-colored Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan.
- Jiverly Wong - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his High score with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.
External Links
- Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol
- Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary - JamaicaObserver
Tristan van der Vlis
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| Tristan van der Vlis | |
| Born | June 13, 1986 |
| Died | April 9, 2011 (aged 24) |
| Nationality: | Dutch 
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| Highscore | Killed 6, injured 17 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Kolumbin |
Tristan van der Vlis
was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 17 before an heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.
Lore
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
The Amok Day
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
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Tristan on primary -
His school resume.Kinda schizo -
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The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
| Kill count: | 6/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 You should go more days to shooting range |
| Style: | 10/20 Birthday party style |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Wanted Level:
Police Force