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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 31, 2015
Joss Whedon is a the fat excuse for a director who, with a combination of plagiarism, woman-hating and pandering to pathetic nerds, was able to build a successful career in spite of multiple failures and no talent, before abruptly turning into a fedora wearing, propaganda spewing, subservient hyper-feminists who spends his time sucking up to irrelevant internet celebrities in hopes that they will let him forget the fact that everything he has ever produced contains half-dressed bitches and whores, and that his most favorite character that he ever created would threaten to punish women by raping them.
In fact, quite a lot of Whedon's productions contain rape. Besides the aforementioned character in "Firefly", another one of his shows contains multiple rapes and, if you think this is all in his past, you should know that, even before the movie came out, the trailers for the recent "Age of Ultron" (which SJWs are already calling sexist) already contained a subtle rape joke. So it's safe to assume that Whedon's obsession with feminism is probably the result of guilt over having some kind of rape fetish.
| Destructoid 2 days ago |
Postal 2 4 days ago |
Nikkineko333 6 days ago | |
Joss Whedon is a the fat excuse for a director who, with a combination of plagiarism, woman-hating and pandering to pathetic nerds, was able to build a successful career in spite of multiple failures and no talent, before abruptly turning into a fedora wearing, propaganda spewing, subservient hyper-feminists who spends his time sucking up to irrelevant internet celebrities in hopes that they will let him forget the fact that everything he has ever produced contains half-dressed bitches and whores, and that his most favorite character that he ever created would threaten to punish women by raping them.
In fact, quite a lot of Whedon's productions contain rape. Besides the aforementioned character in "Firefly", another one of his shows contains multiple rapes and, if you think this is all in his past, you should know that, even before the movie came out, the trailers for the recent "Age of Ultron" (which SJWs are already calling sexist) already contained a subtle rape joke. So it's safe to assume that Whedon's obsession with feminism is probably the result of guilt over having some kind of rape fetish.
| Destructoid 2 days ago |
Postal 2 4 days ago |
Nikkineko333 6 days ago | |
Destructoid is a sad excuse for a video game site that is run and staffed by a rotating roster radical feminists, alcoholics and other psychopaths who are regularly replaced because they were either fired over personal conflicts with the corrupt owners, quit over not wanting to be associated with the corrupt owners or simply high-tailed it out of there because it's a shithole anyway and now also seems to be circling the drain. The stories on the site have zero real content and are all some combination of extremist left propaganda written by the sites pro-sjw (yet oddly predominantly male, straight and white) staff and game advertisements paid for either by the sidebar ads or directly by the game developers masquerading as objective articles (the ones that weren't written by personal friends of the piece's subject, that is).
Destructoid was outed during GamerGate by one of it's ex-employees for having fired him because exposed Chloe Sagal and her fraudulent charity drive for a made up terminal illness and then colluded to have him blacklisted from the industry for it. Further digging that was brought on by this exposed allegations corruption and possibly rape.
| Postal 2 2 days ago |
Nikkineko333 4 days ago |
Sceptre 6 days ago | |
Destructoid is a sad excuse for a video game site that is run and staffed by a rotating roster radical feminists, alcoholics and other psychopaths who are regularly replaced because they were either fired over personal conflicts with the corrupt owners, quit over not wanting to be associated with the corrupt owners or simply high-tailed it out of there because it's a shithole anyway and now also seems to be circling the drain. The stories on the site have zero real content and are all some combination of extremist left propaganda written by the sites pro-sjw (yet oddly predominantly male, straight and white) staff and game advertisements paid for either by the sidebar ads or directly by the game developers masquerading as objective articles (the ones that weren't written by personal friends of the piece's subject, that is).
Destructoid was outed during GamerGate by one of it's ex-employees for having fired him because exposed Chloe Sagal and her fraudulent charity drive for a made up terminal illness and then colluded to have him blacklisted from the industry for it. Further digging that was brought on by this exposed allegations corruption and possibly rape.
| Postal 2 2 days ago |
Nikkineko333 4 days ago |
Sceptre 6 days ago | |
Postal 2 is a particularly lulzy game where you play a wife-beating, trailer trash autistic who's dressed like some cross between a hipster, a pedophile and a guy planning to commit a school shooting. Your mission is to run some errands for your bitch wife/girlfriend/random prostitute that lives in your home, and on the way kill many retards, trannies, commies, [[sand niggers], wops, chinks, cunts, general faggots and specific faggots like Tim Schafer, Milo Yiannopoulos and Gary Coleman.
The game cause much butthurt to concerned mothers across the globe and was deemed a great success due to its overwhelming amount of edge.
| Nikkineko333 2 days ago |
Sceptre 4 days ago |
Cho Seung-Hui 6 days ago | |
Postal 2 is a particularly lulzy game where you play a wife-beating, trailer trash autistic who's dressed like some cross between a hipster, a pedophile and a guy planning to commit a school shooting. Your mission is to run some errands for your bitch wife/girlfriend/random prostitute that lives in your home, and on the way kill many retards, trannies, commies, [[sand niggers], wops, chinks, cunts, general faggots and specific faggots like Tim Schafer, Milo Yiannopoulos and Gary Coleman.
The game cause much butthurt to concerned mothers across the globe and was deemed a great success due to its overwhelming amount of edge.
| Nikkineko333 2 days ago |
Sceptre 4 days ago |
Cho Seung-Hui 6 days ago | |
nikkineko333 or real name Nicolle McKenzie, is a 16 year-old girl who lives in some part of deviantART's fat, disgusting body. When she isn't posting questionable art of herself or other TARTlets for attention, she's usually going around and seeking drama to insert herself into-- also for attention. She proclaims that she is a God and Messiah in deviantArt's dark times, even though she's a supar edgy "Satanist". She speaks in fish puns, reaction images, and butchered SMS littered with "kek"s and punctuated with "~"s--- because 'I7'5 M4H QU1RK!!1'.
As is fashionable for the typical edgy TARTlet teen, she claims to be a depressed, suicidal schizo, and thinks she's cool for knowing 4chan maymays. She is physically incapable of being serious unless it involves fishing for sympathy.
Nikki recently has shown other people that she doesn't care if her actions caused someone to kill themselves.
| Sceptre 2 days ago |
Cho Seung-Hui 4 days ago |
Julianne Irace 6 days ago | |
nikkineko333 or real name Nicolle McKenzie, is a 16 year-old girl who lives in some part of deviantART's fat, disgusting body. When she isn't posting questionable art of herself or other TARTlets for attention, she's usually going around and seeking drama to insert herself into-- also for attention. She proclaims that she is a God and Messiah in deviantArt's dark times, even though she's a supar edgy "Satanist". She speaks in fish puns, reaction images, and butchered SMS littered with "kek"s and punctuated with "~"s--- because 'I7'5 M4H QU1RK!!1'.
As is fashionable for the typical edgy TARTlet teen, she claims to be a depressed, suicidal schizo, and thinks she's cool for knowing 4chan maymays. She is physically incapable of being serious unless it involves fishing for sympathy.
Nikki recently has shown other people that she doesn't care if her actions caused someone to kill themselves.
| Sceptre 2 days ago |
Cho Seung-Hui 4 days ago |
Julianne Irace 6 days ago | |
Sceptre (real name Will Noble, tranny name Sarah Noble) is a former Wikipedia admin (LOL DENIED and LOL DENIED) racist tranny and pedophile, who spent his entire teen years being obsessed with editing wikipedia and getting beat up IRL at school by the various people he banned. If you think that that's the saddest thing you have heard in your entire life, consider he was so obsessed that, whenever he would get banned, he would spend his free time writing Wikipedia articles in a notepad until he got unbanned.
For several years Sceptre has constantly been gaining rollback powers, abusing them, then losing them, and then convincing someone to give them back in an endless cycle that repeats about once a month. However, the reason for his obsession becomes clear when you realize he was using his admin status to seduce multiple underaged girls into sleeping with him and banning his fellow pedophile romantic rivals.
He spent years trying to take down ED and saying he'll kill us with a crowbar, but after getting trolled so hard he became gay and a tranny, "Sarah" lost our interest until (recently) he became involved in GamerGate by creating a blockbot that violates UK law and is currently threatening to call the police on people who are suing him because suing him is harassment.
| Cho Seung-Hui 2 days ago |
Julianne Irace 4 days ago |
Angry Joe 6 days ago | |
Sceptre (real name Will Noble, tranny name Sarah Noble) is a former Wikipedia admin (LOL DENIED and LOL DENIED) racist tranny and pedophile, who spent his entire teen years being obsessed with editing wikipedia and getting beat up IRL at school by the various people he banned. If you think that that's the saddest thing you have heard in your entire life, consider he was so obsessed that, whenever he would get banned, he would spend his free time writing Wikipedia articles in a notepad until he got unbanned.
For several years Sceptre has constantly been gaining rollback powers, abusing them, then losing them, and then convincing someone to give them back in an endless cycle that repeats about once a month. However, the reason for his obsession becomes clear when you realize he was using his admin status to seduce multiple underaged girls into sleeping with him and banning his fellow pedophile romantic rivals.
He spent years trying to take down ED and saying he'll kill us with a crowbar, but after getting trolled so hard he became gay and a tranny, "Sarah" lost our interest until (recently) he became involved in GamerGate by creating a blockbot that violates UK law and is currently threatening to call the police on people who are suing him because suing him is harassment.
| Cho Seung-Hui 2 days ago |
Julianne Irace 4 days ago |
Angry Joe 6 days ago | |
Failing at everything he did, looking like a bald midget, having a deep pedophile voice but only a 1-inch penis, 2007 Golden iPod winner Cho Seung-Hui realized from early on that God put him in this world to be a spreader of epic lulz by giving him the task of beating the all-time highscore, set in 1999 by fellow comedians Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. However, God apparently neglected to inform Cho, that Eric and Dylan's highscore of 15/24 - an impressive task indeed - was rather flaccid in comparison to fellow zipperhead, Woo Bum-kon, who two years before Cho was born had set the score at 57/35. Nonetheless, our hero went on to perform an impressive feet of epic lulz and proportions, when he on April 16, 2007 participated in creating hours of quality TV entertainment, releasing 33 souls to their home planet of Xenu, bankrupting 25 families with medical bills and instantly becoming An Hero.
| Julianne Irace 2 days ago |
Angry Joe 4 days ago |
Lord Foxworth 6 days ago | |
Failing at everything he did, looking like a bald midget, having a deep pedophile voice but only a 1-inch penis, 2007 Golden iPod winner Cho Seung-Hui realized from early on that God put him in this world to be a spreader of epic lulz by giving him the task of beating the all-time highscore, set in 1999 by fellow comedians Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. However, God apparently neglected to inform Cho, that Eric and Dylan's highscore of 15/24 - an impressive task indeed - was rather flaccid in comparison to fellow zipperhead, Woo Bum-kon, who two years before Cho was born had set the score at 57/35. Nonetheless, our hero went on to perform an impressive feet of epic lulz and proportions, when he on April 16, 2007 participated in creating hours of quality TV entertainment, releasing 33 souls to their home planet of Xenu, bankrupting 25 families with medical bills and instantly becoming An Hero.
| Julianne Irace 2 days ago |
Angry Joe 4 days ago |
Lord Foxworth 6 days ago | |
Julianne is a 41 year old Mexican from Hawaii that has devoted her entire life to adminning facebook groups. Despite being old enough to have watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on TV when she was already in middle school, she spends her time doing the unthinkable, adminning Facebook groups dedicated to gaming, even though she has never played a single video game in her life. Instead of having a career or even being a respectable member of society, she has chosen instead to be worthy of an article here. She is your typical entitled whore that when confronted by anyone that won't tolerate her bullshit, she becomes a victim by default after years and years of practice. She lives in a tiny apartment in Hawaii that her estranged husband, John Irace, still pays for just to be 100% sure of where she is at all times, due to the fear of her possibly going full stalk mode and living in the crawl space of his new home's attic. She has no real friends, but her online legion of lonely faggots suffices her for now until she has her next meltdown and ends up on the news.
| Angry Joe 2 days ago |
Lord Foxworth 4 days ago |
Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on 6 days ago | |
Julianne is a 41 year old Mexican from Hawaii that has devoted her entire life to adminning facebook groups. Despite being old enough to have watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on TV when she was already in middle school, she spends her time doing the unthinkable, adminning Facebook groups dedicated to gaming, even though she has never played a single video game in her life. Instead of having a career or even being a respectable member of society, she has chosen instead to be worthy of an article here. She is your typical entitled whore that when confronted by anyone that won't tolerate her bullshit, she becomes a victim by default after years and years of practice. She lives in a tiny apartment in Hawaii that her estranged husband, John Irace, still pays for just to be 100% sure of where she is at all times, due to the fear of her possibly going full stalk mode and living in the crawl space of his new home's attic. She has no real friends, but her online legion of lonely faggots suffices her for now until she has her next meltdown and ends up on the news.
| Angry Joe 2 days ago |
Lord Foxworth 4 days ago |
Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on 6 days ago | |
Joe Vargas (aka Angry Joe) is one among the festering shitpiles of video game reviewers on That Guy With The Glasses He is of Puerto Rican heritage, so that makes him half-beaner. The batshit insane Joe produces a multitude of videos such as Let's Plays, movie reviews, angry rants, first impressions and the most popular, his Angry Reviews. He is known for being a connoisseur of Superman merchandise, movies, and games. He has made a couple of cameos in Nostalgia Critic, TGWTG's To Boldly Flee, and Kickassia. He is also a Youtube partner, making a bit more Jew gold than most people on TGWTG.
| Lord Foxworth 2 days ago |
Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on 4 days ago |
Tumbles the Stairdragon 6 days ago | |
Joe Vargas (aka Angry Joe) is one among the festering shitpiles of video game reviewers on That Guy With The Glasses He is of Puerto Rican heritage, so that makes him half-beaner. The batshit insane Joe produces a multitude of videos such as Let's Plays, movie reviews, angry rants, first impressions and the most popular, his Angry Reviews. He is known for being a connoisseur of Superman merchandise, movies, and games. He has made a couple of cameos in Nostalgia Critic, TGWTG's To Boldly Flee, and Kickassia. He is also a Youtube partner, making a bit more Jew gold than most people on TGWTG.
| Lord Foxworth 2 days ago |
Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on 4 days ago |
Tumbles the Stairdragon 6 days ago | |
Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov; his other known aliases are WindowsMillenium2000, Nicholas Foxworth, etc) is an anime obsessed old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with Shittijou characters, particularly with Mio Naganohara (initially), Yuuko Aioi, and later with both Yuuko Aioi and Nano Shinonome, particularly with Nano's ass. It's only a matter of time before he goes after the 8 year old professor on the show.
Nicholas shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, deranged animations and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them. As of April 2015 Nicholas tends to show an obsession with the anus of Nano Shinonome, which you can read about further within this article.
| Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on 2 days ago |
Tumbles the Stairdragon 4 days ago |
Tourneyfag 6 days ago | |
Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov; his other known aliases are WindowsMillenium2000, Nicholas Foxworth, etc) is an anime obsessed old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with Shittijou characters, particularly with Mio Naganohara (initially), Yuuko Aioi, and later with both Yuuko Aioi and Nano Shinonome, particularly with Nano's ass. It's only a matter of time before he goes after the 8 year old professor on the show.
Nicholas shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, deranged animations and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them. As of April 2015 Nicholas tends to show an obsession with the anus of Nano Shinonome, which you can read about further within this article.
| Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on 2 days ago |
Tumbles the Stairdragon 4 days ago |
Tourneyfag 6 days ago | |
Holy shit look it's bold header font next to numbers. Is this content or an advertisement? Who cares! Why aren't you reading this right the fuck now? I don't even know how it's even possible that you are still drawing air without clicking this article. Did you see the title for this link? You better get ready to defecate yourself openly in front of your closest relatives after witnessing this complete demonstration of journalistic dominance. This shits gonna change your life and entire perspective on the human experience it's so god damn interesting, mindblowing, twenty things only a TRUE 90s kid would get.
Hey there YOLOSWAG do you consider yourself knowledgeable about these 5 things? Do you? I bet you fucking don't. Let's be honest your fatass isn't about to get up and walk to a library now is it. Not without at least trying DORITO'S brand Mountain Dew Spring Dove Soap you dumb piece of shit. You see all these mobile ads all over the place? How the fuck did those get here. Who cares, click on them, keep fucking clicking. Don't stop or our entire business will fold. Join in on the Kinja Newsfeed discussion with all the people you consider your only friends afterward. What's Kinja? Well we literally just added Wordpress functionality and avatars to our comment system and called it a fucking platform. No, it's not the same thing. OH SHIT HOW ABOUT THAT LIST? Dude you gotta check this out! HAND TO TITS BUTTFUCKING CHRIST ITS THE BEST.
| Tumbles the Stairdragon 2 days ago |
Tourneyfag 4 days ago |
Lubbock 6 days ago | |
Holy shit look it's bold header font next to numbers. Is this content or an advertisement? Who cares! Why aren't you reading this right the fuck now? I don't even know how it's even possible that you are still drawing air without clicking this article. Did you see the title for this link? You better get ready to defecate yourself openly in front of your closest relatives after witnessing this complete demonstration of journalistic dominance. This shits gonna change your life and entire perspective on the human experience it's so god damn interesting, mindblowing, twenty things only a TRUE 90s kid would get.
Hey there YOLOSWAG do you consider yourself knowledgeable about these 5 things? Do you? I bet you fucking don't. Let's be honest your fatass isn't about to get up and walk to a library now is it. Not without at least trying DORITO'S brand Mountain Dew Spring Dove Soap you dumb piece of shit. You see all these mobile ads all over the place? How the fuck did those get here. Who cares, click on them, keep fucking clicking. Don't stop or our entire business will fold. Join in on the Kinja Newsfeed discussion with all the people you consider your only friends afterward. What's Kinja? Well we literally just added Wordpress functionality and avatars to our comment system and called it a fucking platform. No, it's not the same thing. OH SHIT HOW ABOUT THAT LIST? Dude you gotta check this out! HAND TO TITS BUTTFUCKING CHRIST ITS THE BEST.
| Tumbles the Stairdragon 2 days ago |
Tourneyfag 4 days ago |
Lubbock 6 days ago | |
Tumbles the Stairdragon is the moniker earned by an otherwise unremarkable furfag who generated totalulz by trying to become an hero at a furry convention. When his attempt to slash his throat with a thick plastic sunglass lens failed to generate sufficient drama, he flung himself down a steep flight of concrete stairs. Unfortunately for him (and for everyone else), the staircase only had seven stairs. Fortunately for the gene pool, he's a fag and won't be reproducing anyway.
| Tourneyfag 2 days ago |
Lubbock 4 days ago |
Fiero425 6 days ago | |
Tumbles the Stairdragon is the moniker earned by an otherwise unremarkable furfag who generated totalulz by trying to become an hero at a furry convention. When his attempt to slash his throat with a thick plastic sunglass lens failed to generate sufficient drama, he flung himself down a steep flight of concrete stairs. Unfortunately for him (and for everyone else), the staircase only had seven stairs. Fortunately for the gene pool, he's a fag and won't be reproducing anyway.
| Tourneyfag 2 days ago |
Lubbock 4 days ago |
Fiero425 6 days ago | |
Tourneyfags, short for "Tournament Faggots", are singlehandedly the most embarrassing things to ever rear their distended heads into the world of video gaming--even more embarrassing than being caught masturbating to Dead or Alive by your grandmother. Tourneyfags like to take flawless video games such as Super Smash Bros. Melee and beat the living shit out of it with completely unnecessary rules. Now that Brawl is available, their unnecessary revisions result in not so much Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but Super Smash Bros. BAWWWWWWW.
| Lubbock 2 days ago |
Fiero425 4 days ago |
Kill la Kill 6 days ago | |
Tourneyfags, short for "Tournament Faggots", are singlehandedly the most embarrassing things to ever rear their distended heads into the world of video gaming--even more embarrassing than being caught masturbating to Dead or Alive by your grandmother. Tourneyfags like to take flawless video games such as Super Smash Bros. Melee and beat the living shit out of it with completely unnecessary rules. Now that Brawl is available, their unnecessary revisions result in not so much Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but Super Smash Bros. BAWWWWWWW.
| Lubbock 2 days ago |
Fiero425 4 days ago |
Kill la Kill 6 days ago | |
Lubbock is a city that is located in the Northwestern part of the state where everything is bigger, including the people. Known as "The Belt Buckle of the Bible Belt", the population is consisted of Bible thumpers and Conservative Republitards that has a an Anti-Obama bumper sticker on their rusty ass Ford pickup and a gun in the glove compartment in case when the only Jew in town comes to say hello to them. Lubbock is extremely infamous for having a church on every fucking street corner in town. No matter what if you are in the neighborhoods, downtown or outside city limits, you will run into a church and question why the fuck is there nothing good here. The fact is there is nothing good here. It's all flat cotton fields and wind to annoy the shit out of you as there's a chance that you will have dirt flying in your eye and instantly go blind. Lubbock is so fucking boring, when somebody comes to perform a concert or show in town, the police will be after their ass for being too exciting or not Jesus friendly. This is why barely anybody ever or should never visit Lubbock.
| Fiero425 2 days ago |
Kill la Kill 4 days ago |
Jeremiah True 6 days ago | |
Lubbock is a city that is located in the Northwestern part of the state where everything is bigger, including the people. Known as "The Belt Buckle of the Bible Belt", the population is consisted of Bible thumpers and Conservative Republitards that has a an Anti-Obama bumper sticker on their rusty ass Ford pickup and a gun in the glove compartment in case when the only Jew in town comes to say hello to them. Lubbock is extremely infamous for having a church on every fucking street corner in town. No matter what if you are in the neighborhoods, downtown or outside city limits, you will run into a church and question why the fuck is there nothing good here. The fact is there is nothing good here. It's all flat cotton fields and wind to annoy the shit out of you as there's a chance that you will have dirt flying in your eye and instantly go blind. Lubbock is so fucking boring, when somebody comes to perform a concert or show in town, the police will be after their ass for being too exciting or not Jesus friendly. This is why barely anybody ever or should never visit Lubbock.
| Fiero425 2 days ago |
Kill la Kill 4 days ago |
Jeremiah True 6 days ago | |
Are you an aficionado of drama? Do you enjoy in-depth coverage of all the most important topics you could ever hope to find on the web? Do you enjoy unnecessary piping? If you answered yes to these questions (you totally fucking did we saw everything nerd) you too might probably definitely have what it takes to become an illustrious Encyclopedia Dramatica editor. Congratulations sir, or Madame!
Now some of you might be asking yourselves at this very moment, "Why now? What's in it for me?" Well fuck you, that's why, and nothing you ungrateful shitbir-BUT actually the answer is a lot simpler than you think. Recently the Internet has experienced a massive uptick in drama, lulz, and lols in virtually all sectors across the board. The cascade of drama is flowing so rapidly we need dedicated readers like yourself to get in on the action to fully capitalize on the sheer volume of controversies, mass shootings, and Twitter/Chan/Instagram wars. We here at ED, arguably the only fucking "web culture" website that isn't halfway up its own ass (go peddle clickbait Gawker, Cracked, and Reddit somewhere else it's all you're fucking good at anyway), would like to formally invite you to join us in calling other people shit sucking fuckups and covering the ever increasing swaths of Internet drama. Imagine yourself, sitting in front of a screen mindlessly learning Wikia formatting for hours on end in complete silence. Yes reader this too can be you! So what awaits your time here at the best fucking wiki on the nets? Well how do endless edit wars, doxing with one x, and free pictures of tits sound to you? Pretty amazing I bet.
Sign up now, cause here at ED our motto is always: "you're living in your parents basement anyway, so fuck it"
| Fiero425 2 days ago |
Kill la Kill 4 days ago |
Jeremiah True 6 days ago | |
Are you an aficionado of drama? Do you enjoy in-depth coverage of all the most important topics you could ever hope to find on the web? Do you enjoy unnecessary piping? If you answered yes to these questions (you totally fucking did we saw everything nerd) you too might probably definitely have what it takes to become an illustrious Encyclopedia Dramatica editor. Congratulations sir, or Madame!
Now some of you might be asking yourselves at this very moment, "Why now? What's in it for me?" Well fuck you, that's why, and nothing you ungrateful shitbir-BUT actually the answer is a lot simpler than you think. Recently the Internet has experienced a massive uptick in drama, lulz, and lols in virtually all sectors across the board. The cascade of drama is flowing so rapidly we need dedicated readers like yourself to get in on the action to fully capitalize on the sheer volume of controversies, mass shootings, and Twitter/Chan/Instagram wars. We here at ED, arguably the only fucking "web culture" website that isn't halfway up its own ass (go peddle clickbait Gawker, Cracked, and Reddit somewhere else it's all you're fucking good at anyway), would like to formally invite you to join us in calling other people shit sucking fuckups and covering the ever increasing swaths of Internet drama. Imagine yourself, sitting in front of a screen mindlessly learning Wikia formatting for hours on end in complete silence. Yes reader this too can be you! So what awaits your time here at the best fucking wiki on the nets? Well how do endless edit wars, doxing with one x, and free pictures of tits sound to you? Pretty amazing I bet.
Sign up now, cause here at ED our motto is always: "you're living in your parents basement anyway, so fuck it"
| Fiero425 2 days ago |
Kill la Kill 4 days ago |
Jeremiah True 6 days ago | |
Imdb has many keyboard warriors, who will sperge out the minute you criticize their favorite celebrity, movie, what have you, but it takes a very special nigger faggot to succeed in getting their very own ED page. Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you an ancient chubby geriatric mistake from God: Fiero or Jamie Miller from Chicago, Illinois. As some like to call him. Like so many gentle lolcows before him, fiero's dirty laundry is but a mouse click away, which would have stayed perfectly hidden where it not for him, next to boy butt, also liking to yell and annoy people till kingdom come, thus basically asking for it.
| Kill la Kill 2 days ago |
Jeremiah True 4 days ago |
Nolongersilenced 6 days ago | |
Imdb has many keyboard warriors, who will sperge out the minute you criticize their favorite celebrity, movie, what have you, but it takes a very special nigger faggot to succeed in getting their very own ED page. Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you an ancient chubby geriatric mistake from God: Fiero or Jamie Miller from Chicago, Illinois. As some like to call him. Like so many gentle lolcows before him, fiero's dirty laundry is but a mouse click away, which would have stayed perfectly hidden where it not for him, next to boy butt, also liking to yell and annoy people till kingdom come, thus basically asking for it.
| Kill la Kill 2 days ago |
Jeremiah True 4 days ago |
Nolongersilenced 6 days ago | |
Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 31, 2015
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you just called me stupid when you have a wikipedia tab open for mattress performance let that sink in, like your fat ass does when you lay down in your bed at night... those squeaks you hear aren't the metal springs aging after all these years, those are your bedbugs crying for help |
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seriously guys... does edf have a wiki or something? |
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George Zimmerman got convicted of second degree murder... Who did he kill the first time???? |
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George Zimmerman got convicted of second degree murder... Who did he kill the first time???? |
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[20:38:25] <Ironholds> DarTar, my friend Molly just found a solution to the comscore-tracks-unique-people,we-track-unique-clients problem [20:38:34] <Ironholds> every time someone requests a page, have the front-facing camera send us a photo of them |
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[20:38:25] <Ironholds> DarTar, my friend Molly just found a solution to the comscore-tracks-unique-people,we-track-unique-clients problem [20:38:34] <Ironholds> every time someone requests a page, have the front-facing camera send us a photo of them |
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—Ironholds, on Wikipedia pageview definitions | ||||
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5:30 <~weev> and honestly 05:31 <~weev> he got burned not for making science |
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—Weev in happier times | ||||
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5:30 <~weev> and honestly 05:31 <~weev> he got burned not for making science |
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—Weev in happier times | ||||
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Been there. Been a subject matter there. It's like dealing with a fandom when you don't ship their ship. |
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—William Shatner, On Encyclopedia Dramatica | ||||
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Been there. Been a subject matter there. It's like dealing with a fandom when you don't ship their ship. |
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—William Shatner, On Encyclopedia Dramatica | ||||
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On Reddit there's a subreddit called Encyclopedia Dramatica that all they do is flitter. |
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On Reddit there's a subreddit called Encyclopedia Dramatica that all they do is flitter. |
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lol... Go eat a hot dog lol.. The things you are spreading are ALL lies! The things I said are actual facts! You know nothing about me, while many people who know you in real life have provided me with facts about you. Someone will KYLE, I promise you. What you are doing is illegal. Besides the sharing of my private content, my personal information, along with defamation and slander. I’m not even joking, you are a psychopath. Now I’m really done here. |
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—Julianne Irace, complaining about someone sharing her personal information then doing the exactly the same thing | ||||
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lol... Go eat a hot dog lol.. The things you are spreading are ALL lies! The things I said are actual facts! You know nothing about me, while many people who know you in real life have provided me with facts about you. Someone will KYLE, I promise you. What you are doing is illegal. Besides the sharing of my private content, my personal information, along with defamation and slander. I’m not even joking, you are a psychopath. Now I’m really done here. |
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—Julianne Irace, complaining about someone sharing her personal information then doing the exactly the same thing | ||||
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somewhat_brave: The only thing I would get from asking ED to take the page down is my own ED page. DrSoybeans: I know this isn't really funny because it's 100% true, but I laughed. A weary, dispirited laugh, but a laugh all the same. Not. Fucking. Cool. Google. |
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somewhat_brave: The only thing I would get from asking ED to take the page down is my own ED page. DrSoybeans: I know this isn't really funny because it's 100% true, but I laughed. A weary, dispirited laugh, but a laugh all the same. Not. Fucking. Cool. Google. |
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14:31 <+nigamajiga> ya see i would vote 14:31 <+nigamajiga> if the elections werent completely rigged |
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14:31 <+nigamajiga> ya see i would vote 14:31 <+nigamajiga> if the elections werent completely rigged |
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imagine all the kids who now have a story from their childhood about the time all their parents dog piled a naked dude. |
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imagine all the kids who now have a story from their childhood about the time all their parents dog piled a naked dude. |
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They ought to lose their jobs on account of having a sense of humour. Everybody knows that bureaucrats are meant to be humourless, dull, vindictive and small-minded. As anyone who has every worked in a bureaucracy or had to deal with a bureaucracy will tell you. |
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—Baya Rae 4900, why Ferguson officials really lost their jobs | ||||
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They ought to lose their jobs on account of having a sense of humour. Everybody knows that bureaucrats are meant to be humourless, dull, vindictive and small-minded. As anyone who has every worked in a bureaucracy or had to deal with a bureaucracy will tell you. |
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—Baya Rae 4900, why Ferguson officials really lost their jobs | ||||
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"There! I see one that is not Charlie!" Cartoon posted to Encyclopedia Dramatica by user Patlalrique. Copyright-free. |
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"There! I see one that is not Charlie!" Cartoon posted to Encyclopedia Dramatica by user Patlalrique. Copyright-free. |
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Can we just start a murder pact already and kill Deric Lostutter? |
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Can we just start a murder pact already and kill Deric Lostutter? |
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I try to remember, as a straight dude, that the discomfort I feel at gay porn sites is how women online are made to feel most of the time. |
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—Arthur Chu, totally not gay | ||||
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I try to remember, as a straight dude, that the discomfort I feel at gay porn sites is how women online are made to feel most of the time. |
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—Arthur Chu, totally not gay | ||||
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