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Hailing from the United Kingdom, Milo Yiannopoulos is a greasy, olive-picking writer for the right-wing tabloid "Breitbart" who recently turned 30 but who's hairline seems to be pushing 55. Yiannopoulos is a tranny hating faggot with a receding hairline who, considering his Greek last name and his right-wing leanings, is probably a closet supporter of Golden Dawn.
Milo Yiannopoulos had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching onto GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult. He himself is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get fat fatter.
The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is.
(For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".)
| Alex Mae Muholland 2 days ago |
I Dislike Cis People 4 days ago |
Personal Pronouns 6 days ago | |
Hailing from the United Kingdom, Milo Yiannopoulos is a greasy, olive-picking writer for the right-wing tabloid "Breitbart" who recently turned 30 but who's hairline seems to be pushing 55. Yiannopoulos is a tranny hating faggot with a receding hairline who, considering his Greek last name and his right-wing leanings, is probably a closet supporter of Golden Dawn.
Milo Yiannopoulos had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching onto GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult. He himself is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get fat fatter.
The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is.
(For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".)
| Alex Mae Muholland 2 days ago |
I Dislike Cis People 4 days ago |
Personal Pronouns 6 days ago | |
AlexLovesTheMonarch, KangLovesMe, or simply Alexandra Mae Muholland is a redneck 14 year old girl who came out the ass-crack of deviantART, and may be the female reincarnation of everyone's favorite sperglord, Chris-Chan.
Arex is someone who draws like shit and expects the internet to praise her pitiful efforts. If someone critiques her even once, she flips and goes on blocking sprees, using the power of blocking to silence intelligent people who don't share the same opinion as her.
Not to mention she's into pedophilia, as she LOVES drawing and posing with underage characters such as Stewie Griffin, and has even shipped herself with a 50 year old man before. Arex is an ungrateful brat who whines and cries when things don't go her way, and in a video she posted on one of her YouTube accounts, she begged her parents to buy her some shitty anime called Elfen Lied. Lulz were had when her parents rightfully made fun of her stupid fat-ass instead.
Arex also has an undying passion for her hatred for Shrek. Nobody knows why, but she makes such a big fuss about it that fan-groups on deviantART were made to make fun of her and her weird obsession for the disliking of the great ogre-lord. Arex even loves Mpreg, but doesn't even know the basic fucking concepts of pregnancy on account of her young age and psychological maladjustment to the world.
| I Dislike Cis People 2 days ago |
Personal Pronouns 4 days ago |
Pseudo-intellectual 6 days ago | |
AlexLovesTheMonarch, KangLovesMe, or simply Alexandra Mae Muholland is a redneck 14 year old girl who came out the ass-crack of deviantART, and may be the female reincarnation of everyone's favorite sperglord, Chris-Chan.
Arex is someone who draws like shit and expects the internet to praise her pitiful efforts. If someone critiques her even once, she flips and goes on blocking sprees, using the power of blocking to silence intelligent people who don't share the same opinion as her.
Not to mention she's into pedophilia, as she LOVES drawing and posing with underage characters such as Stewie Griffin, and has even shipped herself with a 50 year old man before. Arex is an ungrateful brat who whines and cries when things don't go her way, and in a video she posted on one of her YouTube accounts, she begged her parents to buy her some shitty anime called Elfen Lied. Lulz were had when her parents rightfully made fun of her stupid fat-ass instead.
Arex also has an undying passion for her hatred for Shrek. Nobody knows why, but she makes such a big fuss about it that fan-groups on deviantART were made to make fun of her and her weird obsession for the disliking of the great ogre-lord. Arex even loves Mpreg, but doesn't even know the basic fucking concepts of pregnancy on account of her young age and psychological maladjustment to the world.
| I Dislike Cis People 2 days ago |
Personal Pronouns 4 days ago |
Pseudo-intellectual 6 days ago | |
Just like any other tumblrfag, I Dislike Cis People (Adele Sheffield, AKA Adele Utatane, IDCP, and Softcisphobia), has proven how full of shit he is by blogging about it on the internet.
The self-proclaimed tucute queen is a short-tempered, hypocritical, homophobic, transphobic (irony is strong with this one, being a tranny himself), cisphobic, ignorant, racist, sexist, and lazy 21-year-old basement-dwelling weeaboo (he's 4785 years old by his own count) scumbag tranny from the backwards redneck cesspool of Woodstock, Georgia, with a serious case of White guilt, Liberal guilt, special snowflake syndrome and an inflated ego.
He feels the need to follow the tumblr trend of diagnosing themselves with every imaginable illness known to mankind and then looking for pity and sympathy. Despite the contrary, he actually has type 1 diabetes, and frequently begs for money on the internet because he's too fucking lazy to get out of his basement and get a fucking job.
| Personal Pronouns 2 days ago |
Pseudo-intellectual 4 days ago |
Law & Order 6 days ago | |
Just like any other tumblrfag, I Dislike Cis People (Adele Sheffield, AKA Adele Utatane, IDCP, and Softcisphobia), has proven how full of shit he is by blogging about it on the internet.
The self-proclaimed tucute queen is a short-tempered, hypocritical, homophobic, transphobic (irony is strong with this one, being a tranny himself), cisphobic, ignorant, racist, sexist, and lazy 21-year-old basement-dwelling weeaboo (he's 4785 years old by his own count) scumbag tranny from the backwards redneck cesspool of Woodstock, Georgia, with a serious case of White guilt, Liberal guilt, special snowflake syndrome and an inflated ego.
He feels the need to follow the tumblr trend of diagnosing themselves with every imaginable illness known to mankind and then looking for pity and sympathy. Despite the contrary, he actually has type 1 diabetes, and frequently begs for money on the internet because he's too fucking lazy to get out of his basement and get a fucking job.
| Personal Pronouns 2 days ago |
Pseudo-intellectual 4 days ago |
Law & Order 6 days ago | |
Essentially, a personal pronoun is a basic as shit grammatical rule that substitutes for a noun, a concept that has recently succumbed to the abuse of Tumblrtards and autists who seek to maintain their special snowflake status.
Most languages have three different types of personal pronouns - first-person (I, we), second-person (you) and third-person (he, she, it, they). However, when the internet talks about personal pronouns, it's usually only talking about third-person pronouns.
For quite a while, English has consistently had only four third-person pronouns: he (for guys), she (for girls), it (for concepts, physical things and some animals) and they (for people whose gender the speaker doesn't yet know, people in general, hermaphrodites and special snowflakes who are too awesome to "conform" to the gender binary).
Most of us are perfectly happy being referred to by normal, everyday pronouns. However, special snowflakes, as usual, don't like the idea of being normal in any way, so they insist on making multiple sets of "new" pronouns and forcing everyone to refer to them by said pronouns, instead of the long-standing traditional ones we've always had. If you refuse to do this, you are "misgendering" them, despite the fact that the idiots who demand unique pronouns are usually the same idiots who term themselves as non-binary aka not male or female, meaning that using they, a gender-neutral pronoun, would not be misgendering them.
| Pseudo-intellectual 2 days ago |
Law & Order 4 days ago |
Dragon Cave 6 days ago | |
Essentially, a personal pronoun is a basic as shit grammatical rule that substitutes for a noun, a concept that has recently succumbed to the abuse of Tumblrtards and autists who seek to maintain their special snowflake status.
Most languages have three different types of personal pronouns - first-person (I, we), second-person (you) and third-person (he, she, it, they). However, when the internet talks about personal pronouns, it's usually only talking about third-person pronouns.
For quite a while, English has consistently had only four third-person pronouns: he (for guys), she (for girls), it (for concepts, physical things and some animals) and they (for people whose gender the speaker doesn't yet know, people in general, hermaphrodites and special snowflakes who are too awesome to "conform" to the gender binary).
Most of us are perfectly happy being referred to by normal, everyday pronouns. However, special snowflakes, as usual, don't like the idea of being normal in any way, so they insist on making multiple sets of "new" pronouns and forcing everyone to refer to them by said pronouns, instead of the long-standing traditional ones we've always had. If you refuse to do this, you are "misgendering" them, despite the fact that the idiots who demand unique pronouns are usually the same idiots who term themselves as non-binary aka not male or female, meaning that using they, a gender-neutral pronoun, would not be misgendering them.
| Pseudo-intellectual 2 days ago |
Law & Order 4 days ago |
Dragon Cave 6 days ago | |
A pseudo-intellectual is that faggot you saw on Facebook the other night touting his IQ of 135. It's that forum mongrel that won't shut the fuck up about themselves and how intelligent they are, and that social justice warrior on Twitter who won't quit pushing their misguided agenda – and it's also ironically used as an insult by other pseudo-intellectuals to denounce the opposition and attract attention.
The Internet is the world's safe haven for all of those USI-toting neckbearded beached whales who need to feel better than the people who bullied them in school. To find your nearest infestation of pseudo-intellectualism, simply go to your nearest niche forum, join a social media website, or start a blog! Like most things in life, there are a wide variety of types to be found, from your overly self-righteous vegan, to your gender-studies graduate with honors feminist, to your mommy blogger parenting expert. If you're looking for someone to educate you on everything, you're apparently doing wrong in life. The Internet has everything you never asked for!
Chances are you probably fit into one of these categories, in which case you should kill yourself.
| Law & Order 2 days ago |
Dragon Cave 4 days ago |
A Man in Black 6 days ago | |
A pseudo-intellectual is that faggot you saw on Facebook the other night touting his IQ of 135. It's that forum mongrel that won't shut the fuck up about themselves and how intelligent they are, and that social justice warrior on Twitter who won't quit pushing their misguided agenda – and it's also ironically used as an insult by other pseudo-intellectuals to denounce the opposition and attract attention.
The Internet is the world's safe haven for all of those USI-toting neckbearded beached whales who need to feel better than the people who bullied them in school. To find your nearest infestation of pseudo-intellectualism, simply go to your nearest niche forum, join a social media website, or start a blog! Like most things in life, there are a wide variety of types to be found, from your overly self-righteous vegan, to your gender-studies graduate with honors feminist, to your mommy blogger parenting expert. If you're looking for someone to educate you on everything, you're apparently doing wrong in life. The Internet has everything you never asked for!
Chances are you probably fit into one of these categories, in which case you should kill yourself.
| Law & Order 2 days ago |
Dragon Cave 4 days ago |
A Man in Black 6 days ago | |
Law & Order is a television show dedicated to portraying criminals as the dumbest motherfuckers imaginable Law and Order has, over the last few decades, built up a rather sizable fan following for itself. The show's popularity can be attributed to three main factors:
- Creating storylines which mimic real life events
- Having more new cast members cycle in and out of it than a fucking K-Pop band
- The show's creator is some guy named Dick and who of us doesn't like cocks amirite?
Since it first aired back in the early 90's Law & Order has had 4 spin off series and at least 3 entirely new casts. But none of that really matters since most fans of the show only really give a shit about one thing: McCoy or Stone? For those of us who aren't complete faggots this may seem like a non-issue but to those who've watched the show religiously over the years which DA was better is the one thing that gets their autistic blood boiling most.
Given that the majority of the people who watch the show are in their late seventies to early eighties the debate over who was the better pretend district attorney has probably caused more heart attacks than any other show around. This of course was intentional as it is a well established fact in Hollywood that Dick Wolf is a raging asshole who loves to fuck with old people. The fact that many have perished due to his script writing and casting choices only makes him hornier. He really could give a shit so please stop writing him letters.
Recently created over 9000 memes when it made an episode where gamers rape Anita Sarkeesian.
| Dragon Cave 2 days ago |
A Man in Black 4 days ago |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 6 days ago | |
Law & Order is a television show dedicated to portraying criminals as the dumbest motherfuckers imaginable Law and Order has, over the last few decades, built up a rather sizable fan following for itself. The show's popularity can be attributed to three main factors:
- Creating storylines which mimic real life events
- Having more new cast members cycle in and out of it than a fucking K-Pop band
- The show's creator is some guy named Dick and who of us doesn't like cocks amirite?
Since it first aired back in the early 90's Law & Order has had 4 spin off series and at least 3 entirely new casts. But none of that really matters since most fans of the show only really give a shit about one thing: McCoy or Stone? For those of us who aren't complete faggots this may seem like a non-issue but to those who've watched the show religiously over the years which DA was better is the one thing that gets their autistic blood boiling most.
Given that the majority of the people who watch the show are in their late seventies to early eighties the debate over who was the better pretend district attorney has probably caused more heart attacks than any other show around. This of course was intentional as it is a well established fact in Hollywood that Dick Wolf is a raging asshole who loves to fuck with old people. The fact that many have perished due to his script writing and casting choices only makes him hornier. He really could give a shit so please stop writing him letters.
Recently created over 9000 memes when it made an episode where gamers rape Anita Sarkeesian.
| Dragon Cave 2 days ago |
A Man in Black 4 days ago |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 6 days ago | |
Dragon Cave is a conspiracy to glue all the teenage girls on the Internets to something other than their webcams, run by a complete drama whore who goes by the name of Theodore J. Lipscomb (TJ).
Elite Dragon Cave players have permanent PMS. Almost all of them have raging hardons for TJ and gladly suck his e-penis whenever he whips it out in front of them (which is frequently). Time not spent sucking E-Penis is spent roleplaying out awesome dragon roleplay characters notable for having zero physical descriptions and almost always the same personalities.
It’s not really a game so much as it's just staring vacantly at a screen, clicking madly on little pixel eggs while your soul is sucked into the void.
And TJ is not so much a moderator as the Queen Twat, but who gives a shit about semantics anyway?
| A Man in Black 2 days ago |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 4 days ago |
ParkourDude91 6 days ago | |
Dragon Cave is a conspiracy to glue all the teenage girls on the Internets to something other than their webcams, run by a complete drama whore who goes by the name of Theodore J. Lipscomb (TJ).
Elite Dragon Cave players have permanent PMS. Almost all of them have raging hardons for TJ and gladly suck his e-penis whenever he whips it out in front of them (which is frequently). Time not spent sucking E-Penis is spent roleplaying out awesome dragon roleplay characters notable for having zero physical descriptions and almost always the same personalities.
It’s not really a game so much as it's just staring vacantly at a screen, clicking madly on little pixel eggs while your soul is sucked into the void.
And TJ is not so much a moderator as the Queen Twat, but who gives a shit about semantics anyway?
| A Man in Black 2 days ago |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 4 days ago |
ParkourDude91 6 days ago | |
We're all going to die. Someway, somehow. Some of us are going to rest for eternity with our dicks rotting off below 6 feet of cold dirt, and some of us are going to lay in bloody messes, mutilated by the flaming metal panels that once made an airplane. It's going to happen eventually to us all, we don't have godmode.
Some of us use this as an excuse to be Narcissistic assholes; we're all going to die, so why not only worry about the self? Some of us prefer to take that one step further. Some of us value what we say to the point where, despite thousands of voices (no, not those kinds of voices) calling out and proving our opinion to be complete garbage but still having vast amounts of unwarranted self-importance to the point where we unironically quote ourselves as sources of intellect.
...And by "some of us," I'm referring to the radically authoritative tub of human sewage known as a Man in Black (or aMiB for people too impatient to type 14 characters).
| Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 2 days ago |
ParkourDude91 4 days ago |
Grove 6 days ago | |
We're all going to die. Someway, somehow. Some of us are going to rest for eternity with our dicks rotting off below 6 feet of cold dirt, and some of us are going to lay in bloody messes, mutilated by the flaming metal panels that once made an airplane. It's going to happen eventually to us all, we don't have godmode.
Some of us use this as an excuse to be Narcissistic assholes; we're all going to die, so why not only worry about the self? Some of us prefer to take that one step further. Some of us value what we say to the point where, despite thousands of voices (no, not those kinds of voices) calling out and proving our opinion to be complete garbage but still having vast amounts of unwarranted self-importance to the point where we unironically quote ourselves as sources of intellect.
...And by "some of us," I'm referring to the radically authoritative tub of human sewage known as a Man in Black (or aMiB for people too impatient to type 14 characters).
| Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 2 days ago |
ParkourDude91 4 days ago |
Grove 6 days ago | |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is another exclusive video game released by resident Encyclopedia Dramatica game developer 
Gizmo01942. It was created as a tribute to those who died in the terrorist attacks at Charlie Hebdo in France. Promise.
The game consists of you playing as Muhammad where the goal is to fuck either a sheep, a goat, a pig, a guy, or 5 guys. It features stunning 3D graphics and has been very well received on the internet since its creation. It received a perfect 100 metacritic score (10.0 user score) and was approved by Steam Greenlight in a record 4 minutes. It's been described it as "Heavy Rain meets Mass Effect," and won 3 game of the year awards.
| ParkourDude91 2 days ago |
Grove 4 days ago |
DariusHunter 6 days ago | |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is another exclusive video game released by resident Encyclopedia Dramatica game developer Gizmo01942. It was created as a tribute to those who died in the terrorist attacks at Charlie Hebdo in France. Promise.
The game consists of you playing as Muhammad where the goal is to fuck either a sheep, a goat, a pig, a guy, or 5 guys. It features stunning 3D graphics and has been very well received on the internet since its creation. It received a perfect 100 metacritic score (10.0 user score) and was approved by Steam Greenlight in a record 4 minutes. It's been described it as "Heavy Rain meets Mass Effect," and won 3 game of the year awards.
| ParkourDude91 2 days ago |
Grove 4 days ago |
DariusHunter 6 days ago | |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is another exclusive video game released by resident Encyclopedia Dramatica game developer Gizmo01942. It was created as a tribute to those who died in the terrorist attacks at Charlie Hebdo in France. Promise.
The game consists of you playing as Muhammad where the goal is to fuck either a sheep, a goat, a pig, a guy, or 5 guys. It features stunning 3D graphics and has been very well received on the internet since its creation. It received a perfect 100 metacritic score (10.0 user score) and was approved by Steam Greenlight in a record 4 minutes. It's been described it as "Heavy Rain meets Mass Effect," and won 3 game of the year awards.
| ParkourDude91 2 days ago |
Grove 4 days ago |
DariusHunter 6 days ago | |
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is another exclusive video game released by resident Encyclopedia Dramatica game developer Gizmo01942. It was created as a tribute to those who died in the terrorist attacks at Charlie Hebdo in France. Promise.
The game consists of you playing as Muhammad where the goal is to fuck either a sheep, a goat, a pig, a guy, or 5 guys. It features stunning 3D graphics and has been very well received on the internet since its creation. It received a perfect 100 metacritic score (10.0 user score) and was approved by Steam Greenlight in a record 4 minutes. It's been described it as "Heavy Rain meets Mass Effect," and won 3 game of the year awards.
| ParkourDude91 2 days ago |
Grove 4 days ago |
DariusHunter 6 days ago | |
ParkourDude91 (Powerword: Jace W. Connors) is a 24 year old alcoholic balding Ex Navy Seal stoner, and future marine who lives with his mother and supports his shitty internet endeavor with handouts from viewers like you and welfare. He is the commander of a nation of "gamers/"soldiers" consisting himself, a 16 year old boy named Tyce, and a fat, hairy, Jew named Eli. Jace refers to this collective of burnouts and former juggalos as Deagle Nation, which originated as a typical group of juggalos from the suburbs who spent all their time huffing paint at the skatepark and pretending to be parkour experts. He is never seen without his Flame Shades, his Semper Fidelis Knife, and his Airsoft Deagle. He believes that the path to becoming a US Marine is to post JewTube videos and streams of himself getting high, playing vidya games and ranting about delusional bullshit.
Jace came to the limelight in October of 2012 when /k/ caught wind of his internet badass" persona and controversial YouTube videos, in which he claimed to be an expert on a wide variety of topics he knew nothing about and refused to ever admit he was wrong.
| Grove 2 days ago |
DariusHunter 4 days ago |
Sea-lioning 6 days ago | |
ParkourDude91 (Powerword: Jace W. Connors) is a 24 year old alcoholic balding Ex Navy Seal stoner, and future marine who lives with his mother and supports his shitty internet endeavor with handouts from viewers like you and welfare. He is the commander of a nation of "gamers/"soldiers" consisting himself, a 16 year old boy named Tyce, and a fat, hairy, Jew named Eli. Jace refers to this collective of burnouts and former juggalos as Deagle Nation, which originated as a typical group of juggalos from the suburbs who spent all their time huffing paint at the skatepark and pretending to be parkour experts. He is never seen without his Flame Shades, his Semper Fidelis Knife, and his Airsoft Deagle. He believes that the path to becoming a US Marine is to post JewTube videos and streams of himself getting high, playing vidya games and ranting about delusional bullshit.
Jace came to the limelight in October of 2012 when /k/ caught wind of his internet badass" persona and controversial YouTube videos, in which he claimed to be an expert on a wide variety of topics he knew nothing about and refused to ever admit he was wrong.
| Grove 2 days ago |
DariusHunter 4 days ago |
Sea-lioning 6 days ago | |
#grove is a notoriously illegal irc network run by the criminal dolphin located on irc.grovenation.net (formerly irc.grove.bz). Grove has been widely successful in making a name for itself by trolling soft chatting losers like januszeal, Buttes, and all of #ed, in addition to hilarious channel takeovers on almost a daily basis. Such successful grove trolls include dolphin, bzb, ujb, and abrn.
| DariusHunter 2 days ago |
Sea-lioning 4 days ago |
Charles Ziese 6 days ago | |
#grove is a notoriously illegal irc network run by the criminal dolphin located on irc.grovenation.net (formerly irc.grove.bz). Grove has been widely successful in making a name for itself by trolling soft chatting losers like januszeal, Buttes, and all of #ed, in addition to hilarious channel takeovers on almost a daily basis. Such successful grove trolls include dolphin, bzb, ujb, and abrn.
| DariusHunter 2 days ago |
Sea-lioning 4 days ago |
Charles Ziese 6 days ago | |
Only a few choice words to describe this specific lol-cow diamond in the rough, DariusHunter (Powerword: Jeremy Geard). A quickly up-and-coming star who hails from the small town of Melbourne, Ausfailia, he's a special furfag who is high on the rise on the popularity on the giant gloryhole bathroom wall of a website FurAffinity who spends literal piles of money so he can get fame off of his porn of anthropomorphic beings so he can bask in the sun of cocksuckers and having other successful and well-loved cumdumpsters interacting with him. His inspirations seem to be in the same leagues as Dragoneer, Uncle Kage, and Allan.
If there was one thing Darius loves to keep stuffed firmly up his rectum, it's his beliefs in his Otherkin ideology. As if the image of Otherkin wasn't tarnished enough, The way he handles his pure and total faith is on the level of most Tumblr users. Like most dragonfags that have been chronicled on this site before, Darius firmly believes in himself that he was a mythical creature in a past life and that he is spiritually a flying majestic lizard, to the point that he even gets extremely flustered about preferred pronouns. He threatened at one point to revoke all outstanding payments he had sent out towards artists that were drawing him art, even ones that were already halfway finished with him, all because he didn't like how his fursona was referred to as a "character".
| Sea-lioning 2 days ago |
Charles Ziese 4 days ago |
Peter Coffin 6 days ago | |
Only a few choice words to describe this specific lol-cow diamond in the rough, DariusHunter (Powerword: Jeremy Geard). A quickly up-and-coming star who hails from the small town of Melbourne, Ausfailia, he's a special furfag who is high on the rise on the popularity on the giant gloryhole bathroom wall of a website FurAffinity who spends literal piles of money so he can get fame off of his porn of anthropomorphic beings so he can bask in the sun of cocksuckers and having other successful and well-loved cumdumpsters interacting with him. His inspirations seem to be in the same leagues as Dragoneer, Uncle Kage, and Allan.
If there was one thing Darius loves to keep stuffed firmly up his rectum, it's his beliefs in his Otherkin ideology. As if the image of Otherkin wasn't tarnished enough, The way he handles his pure and total faith is on the level of most Tumblr users. Like most dragonfags that have been chronicled on this site before, Darius firmly believes in himself that he was a mythical creature in a past life and that he is spiritually a flying majestic lizard, to the point that he even gets extremely flustered about preferred pronouns. He threatened at one point to revoke all outstanding payments he had sent out towards artists that were drawing him art, even ones that were already halfway finished with him, all because he didn't like how his fursona was referred to as a "character".
| Sea-lioning 2 days ago |
Charles Ziese 4 days ago |
Peter Coffin 6 days ago | |
Sea-lioning is a logical fallacy which states that facts don't matter when opinion is involved. The latest in Tumblrina fucktardery, sea-lioning is what happens when a rational person questions the validity of mayonnaise as a gender.
If you come to this article looking for logic or a satisfying explanation, you're in the wrong place. In fact, if you expect anything spawned by the hambeasts who think this shit is clever to be logical or satisfying, you probably fail at life and should become an hero immediately.
Prepare your anus.
| Charles Ziese 2 days ago |
Peter Coffin 4 days ago |
Shanley Kane 6 days ago | |
Sea-lioning is a logical fallacy which states that facts don't matter when opinion is involved. The latest in Tumblrina fucktardery, sea-lioning is what happens when a rational person questions the validity of mayonnaise as a gender.
If you come to this article looking for logic or a satisfying explanation, you're in the wrong place. In fact, if you expect anything spawned by the hambeasts who think this shit is clever to be logical or satisfying, you probably fail at life and should become an hero immediately.
Prepare your anus.
| Charles Ziese 2 days ago |
Peter Coffin 4 days ago |
Shanley Kane 6 days ago | |
Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/February 31, 2015 Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/February 30, 2015 Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/February 29, 2015
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holy shit u knocked some1 out? u think ur tough? come outside kfc and ill show u why they call me the prof (it's b/c ill school u in the fight) |
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holy shit u knocked some1 out? u think ur tough? come outside kfc and ill show u why they call me the prof (it's b/c ill school u in the fight) |
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Sanity is not a requirement for editing ED, in fact it is an impediment. |
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Sanity is not a requirement for editing ED, in fact it is an impediment. |
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<pinguuu> The last story I wrote involves a gas station girl on nightshift getting pumped full of petroleum through her ass. |
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<pinguuu> The last story I wrote involves a gas station girl on nightshift getting pumped full of petroleum through her ass. |
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Love is a chemical imbalance in the brain, causing you to do dumb things in order to continue the bloodline of a pointless species of ape lost in space on a dying and polluted rock. And life exists around the rim of my toilet bowl; you're nothing special. |
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Love is a chemical imbalance in the brain, causing you to do dumb things in order to continue the bloodline of a pointless species of ape lost in space on a dying and polluted rock. And life exists around the rim of my toilet bowl; you're nothing special. |
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Likeicare: @zaiger you should be ashamed of yourself for allowing a loser like this to be a member of staff. zaiger: Believe me I am. @vermin you are not going to write your own article. |
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Likeicare: @zaiger you should be ashamed of yourself for allowing a loser like this to be a member of staff. zaiger: Believe me I am. @vermin you are not going to write your own article. |
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i can feel it coming in your hair tonight |
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i can feel it coming in your hair tonight |
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One time, I heard a father in a meeting with married couples say "I sometimes have to smack my children a bit, but never in the face so as to not humiliate them." How beautiful! He knows the sense of dignity! He has to punish them but does it justly and moves on. |
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One time, I heard a father in a meeting with married couples say "I sometimes have to smack my children a bit, but never in the face so as to not humiliate them." How beautiful! He knows the sense of dignity! He has to punish them but does it justly and moves on. |
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 femfreq Dying Light has a Damsel in Distress storyline. Dear game developers, it's 2015 aren't you embarrassed by this yet?!
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femfreq Dying Light has a Damsel in Distress storyline. Dear game developers, it's 2015 aren't you embarrassed by this yet?!
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Decide that someone is a sock, and start a callout thread. Also, I am @minty's sock. And by "sock", I mean something she puts her foot in. And by "foot", I mean the foot-long black dildo she keeps under her bed... Yes, this has been painful, but from the "glass half full" perspective, when the cashier asks me "paper or plastic", I reply "goatse", and let them load up my stretched rectum. |
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Decide that someone is a sock, and start a callout thread. Also, I am @minty's sock. And by "sock", I mean something she puts her foot in. And by "foot", I mean the foot-long black dildo she keeps under her bed... Yes, this has been painful, but from the "glass half full" perspective, when the cashier asks me "paper or plastic", I reply "goatse", and let them load up my stretched rectum. |
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11:08 <@ilovejesus69> holy crap i just woke up on the floor :D |
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11:08 <@ilovejesus69> holy crap i just woke up on the floor :D |
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You know the world has gone all topsy turvy when ED_Updates is a significantly more reliable source than Wikipedia. |
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