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Roblox

Roblox (also known as Dynablox, Shitblox, Gayblox, Gooblox, Rococks and a whole plethora of other shit) is a shitty Lego knockoff made in 2005 by a few Jews. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make cool shit, but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/warez sites to get free Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

	“	ROBLOX. IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!	„
	—The Jews of Rococks in search of money.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the overpriced premium membership.

(( It's Where All The Tech Savvy Pedos Are Hanging Out ))


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...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!

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