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In 2008, Dominique Strauss-Kahn fancied the wife of one of his Zionist Bankers collegues, Piroska Nagy, who worked for him at the International Monetary Fund at that time. Seduction never takes long for a boss who [[tits or GTFO|plays his cards well]], and that is how it came to all sorts of copulations, penetrations, buttsex, frolicking -- you name it. When his mistress tired of the affair, she drew the attention of [[anti-lulz|IMF-investigators]] to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's horny [[cock]]. The Great Seducer had to apologize to the IMF for soiling [[WTF|the good name of the organization]]. [[asking for it|Piroska Nagy was fired]]. | In 2008, Dominique Strauss-Kahn fancied the wife of one of his Zionist Bankers collegues, Piroska Nagy, who worked for him at the International Monetary Fund at that time. Seduction never takes long for a boss who [[tits or GTFO|plays his cards well]], and that is how it came to all sorts of copulations, penetrations, buttsex, frolicking -- you name it. When his mistress tired of the affair, she drew the attention of [[anti-lulz|IMF-investigators]] to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's horny [[cock]]. The Great Seducer had to apologize to the IMF for soiling [[WTF|the good name of the organization]]. [[asking for it|Piroska Nagy was fired]]. | ||
==He never learns== | ==He never learns== | ||
Revision as of 07:02, 27 June 2011
Dominique Strauss-Kahn✡, commonly referred to as Le Perv, is one of the most notorious French Jewish sex offenders to set his foot on American soil, second only to child rapist Roman Polanski✡. He was the director of the International Monetary Fund and one of the most pathological pussyholic of all French politicians in a former life, which ended abruptly with his arrest on May 14th 2011. For reasons that are not fully understood yet, he lost all protection from law-enforcement and immunity, after trying to raep a chamber-maid in a Sofitel hotel in New York City. To the outrage of the French electorate, DSK was v& and perp-walked.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, euphemistically nick-named "The Great Seducer" by the French media, had been entertaining the power-voyeuristic French masses with compulsive harrassment, groping, surprise sex and sodomization of females of all ages for decades, and the sudden arrest of their hero hit the frog-munchers out of the blue. As of May 2011, the verdict of the court is still pending, but the odds on the street are that Dominique Strauss-Kahn will eventually meet a Great Seducer named Bubba.
Notable great seductions
Tristane Banon
In 2002, Dominique Strauss-Kahn coveted the daughter of Socialist councilor Anne Mansouret, Tristane Banon, his second wife's god-daughter. In the course of her interviewing him for a book about FAIL, the man started groping the object of his romantic interest and made an appointment for more interviewing at some hot-sheet fucknest. It was there where the two love-doves ended up fighting on the floor over whether keeping Tristanes Banon's clothes on or not. She eventually managed to escape the tête-à-tête with minor traumatization. Tristane Banon's mother discouraged filing a report in order to keep her daughter out of trouble.
Piroska Nagy
In 2008, Dominique Strauss-Kahn fancied the wife of one of his Zionist Bankers collegues, Piroska Nagy, who worked for him at the International Monetary Fund at that time. Seduction never takes long for a boss who plays his cards well, and that is how it came to all sorts of copulations, penetrations, buttsex, frolicking -- you name it. When his mistress tired of the affair, she drew the attention of IMF-investigators to Dominique Strauss-Kahn's horny cock. The Great Seducer had to apologize to the IMF for soiling the good name of the organization. Piroska Nagy was fired.
He never learns
Gallery
See also
| Featured article June 14 & June 15, 2011 | ||
| Preceded by Erik Ribsskog |
Dominique Strauss-Kahn | Succeeded by Rule 34 |