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[[File:Lotsalolis.png|180px|thumb|left|If you get an erection from this, congratulations, the FBI is legally allowed to break into your house and take you to [[Prison|the ass rape house]].]][[File:Lesson_on_loli_definition.jpg|thumb|Still can't figure out what a loli is?  Let [[404 Girl]] help you out!]]
[[File:Lotsalolis.png|thumb|800px|center|If you get an erection from this, you are a [[Pedophile]].]]
'''Lolicon''' (short for [[lolita|lolita complex]]) is slang for someone who masturbates specifically to feminine [[hentai]] child pornography, whereas the [[child pornography|subject matter itself]] is referred to as '''loli'''. For those that like 'em really young, please also give [[Toddlercon]] a gander. How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we ''do'' know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer.
[[File:TC WillyKit.jpg|thumb|left|Thundercats ho.]]
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[[Image:LOLita.jpg|thumb|Not to be confused with LOLita.]]
[[Image:AnimeP.jpg|thumb|Don't worry, the [[cops]] won't start the [[party van]] for this!]]
[[Image:Diagram 3.jpg|thumb|[[Kuma]] says...]]
[[File:Lesson_on_loli_definition.jpg|thumb|Still can't figure out what a loli is?  Let [[404 Girl]] help you out!]]
 
The term '''lolicon''' (short for [[lolita|lolita complex]]) is slang for the feminine [[CP]] [[hentai]] genre. The male equivalent is known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]]. For those that like 'em really young, please also give [[Toddlercon]] a gander. It may be soul-crushingly horrible, but [[no|at least it's better]] than [[guro]].
 
How anyone can get off to [[Loli-chan|little girls]] that look like little boys; [[it is a mystery|no one knows]]. What we do know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer. [[John Solomon|Masturbating to lolicon is bad, and you should feel bad]] for it. Slang amongst fans (also termed lolicons, the subject matter itself is simply '''loli''') include acronyms like [[DFC]] for '''delicious flat chest''', a predilection for [[pantsu]], and a predominance of fandom for anime & video games starring various immortal inhuman girl characters such as [[alien]]s, [[angel]]s [[Dan Brown|&]] [[demon]]s, [[elf|elves]], [[god]]desses, [[robot]]s, [[transformers]] or [[vampire]]s as it provides the "she's [[At least 100 years|an adult]], don't judge her by her looks" escape clause.
 
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== Facts ==
==Facts==
* There is more lolicon than there is [[hentai]]
* There are more [[pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are WOW players
* There are more [[pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are WOW players
* If there are [[tits]] it <u>usually</u> isn't loli.
* If there are [[tits]] it <u>usually</u> isn't loli.
* If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli (see: [[Dickgirl]]), but it's most likely [[Shotacon|shota]]
* The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]].
* The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey – twelve years old and mixed up with coke
*If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli (see: [[Dickgirl]]), but it's most likely [[Shotacon|shota]].
* It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota: [[Shotacon]].
* The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
** [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Disregard that]]: real shota aren't interested in vagoo, only [[sick fucks|fake shota]] are.
* It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota, but that is very unlikely since real shota aren't interested in sex.
* While you don't have to be a pedo to fap to lolicon, you do to fap to an actual loli.


== Legality ==
==Legality==
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[[File:Error Message CP.png|thumb|center|424px|There's no escaping your fate, you [[sick fuck]].]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|Epic loli]]]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|A real life loli]]]]
[[Image:F yeah lolicon.jpg|thumb|[[V/|/v/]] displaying its massive [[pedo]] population ]]
For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]].  The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of [sick] expression thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]], then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone [[pussy|beaver]] shot.  On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure.   While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:
[[Image:Error_Message_CP.png|thumb|There's no escaping your fate, you [[sick fuck]].]]
[[File:MYPEDOLIST.jpg|thumb|Typical non-otaku lolifan]]
For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]].  The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of expression thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. Well, sick expression, anyway.  After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]], then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional [[whore|Sharon Stone]] [[pussy|beaver]] shot.  On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure.
 
'''PROTIP:''' [[True|We all know that it's legal until you get caught.]] That said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:
*[[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene" anti-logic brainfart.
*[[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene" anti-logic brainfart.
*[[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammerd lolicon because censoring [[Shit|art]] is unconstitutional. In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls.]]
*[[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (Yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tarring through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls.]]
*Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
*Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
*It's illegal in [[Poland]].
*It's illegal in [[Poland]].
*It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
*It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
*We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
*We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
**... Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Power Word|Agnes Chan]] of [[UNICEF]] failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.
**... Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Power Word|Agnes Chan]] of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.


== Video Gallery ==
==Videos==
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|<youtube>jItz-uNjoZA</youtube>
[[Pedophiles|Loli-lovers]]' national anthem
|<youtube>KZufpk341og</youtube>
|<youtube>KZufpk341og</youtube>
This is completely [[asking for it|not sexual]], you pedo.
This is completely [[asking for it|not sexual]], you pedo.
|<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
|<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
It's OK if [[you]] just [[sick fuck|lick a loli]].
It's OK if [[you]] just [[sick fuck|lick a loli]].
|<youtube>jItz-uNjoZA</youtube>
A typical song you'll find on a [[Pedophile|Loli-lover's]] [[iTunes]].
|<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
|<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
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== Galleries ==
==Gallery==
{{cg|[[Your|Pedo]] Fap Material|lolicongallery1|center|<gallery>
{{cg||Lolicon Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:AnimeP.jpg|thumb|Don't worry, the [[cops]] won't start the [[party van]] for this!
Image:Diagram 3.jpg|[[Kuma]] says...
Image:Loli22.jpg
Image:Sluttyloli.jpg|This is a [[fact]]
Image:Enjoy_yer_lolis.jpg|This is what should happen to [[pedophile|you]] for looking at stuff like this.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?
Image:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?
Image:Wikipedo Lolicon Picture.png|How can you forget the [[wikipedo]] lolicon pic!
Image:Wikipedo Lolicon Picture.png|How can you forget the [[wikipedo]] lolicon pic!
Image:F yeah lolicon.jpg|[[V/|/v/]] displaying its massive [[pedo]] population.
Image:MYPEDOLIST.jpg|Typical non-otaku lolifan
Image:Final_Solution-chan.jpg|How can you forget the wikipedo popsicle pic!
Image:Final_Solution-chan.jpg|How can you forget the wikipedo popsicle pic!
Image:Sluttyloli.jpg|this is a [[fact]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Loliconshtuff.jpg|Exactly!
Image:Loliconshtuff.jpg|Exactly!
Image:Pedo Mouse.jpg|[[Furry]] [[lol]]icon.
Image:Pedo Mouse.jpg|[[Furry]] [[lol]]icon.
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Image:Diagram 2.jpg|[[Pedobear|Kuma]] doesn't care!!!
Image:Diagram 2.jpg|[[Pedobear|Kuma]] doesn't care!!!
Image:FalconLoliPunch.jpg| poor loli
Image:FalconLoliPunch.jpg| poor loli
Image:Loli22.jpg
Image:Saki.png| Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
Image:Saki.png| Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
Image:LovedTenderly.png
Image:LovedTenderly.png
Image:ThumbnailRaped2ElectricBoogaloo.png| Try again.
Image:ThumbnailRaped2ElectricBoogaloo.png| Try again.
</gallery>}}
{{clear}}
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{{cg|Loli resistance and other crap|lolicongallery2|center|<gallery>
Image:Enjoy_yer_lolis.jpg|[[Castration|This]] is what should happen to [[pedophiles|you]] for looking at stuff like this.
Image:Lolisfightback.png
Image:Lolisfightback.png
Image:Lolicon shoots your balls off.jpg
Image:Lolicon shoots your balls off.jpg
Image:Mootispunished.jpg|This is what happened to [[Moot]] after banning loli from [[4chan]].
Image:Mootispunished.jpg|This is what happened to [[Moot]] after banning loli from [[4chan]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:PedoGunsmotivation.jpg
Image:PedoGunsmotivation.jpg
Image:wtfjapan.jpg|Well, that's [[Japan]] in a nutshell.
Image:wtfjapan.jpg|Well, that's [[Japan]] in a nutshell.
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Image:Don loli.jpg|If you are [[e-famous]], the loli will come to you.
Image:Don loli.jpg|If you are [[e-famous]], the loli will come to you.
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
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== See also ==
== See also ==

Revision as of 09:58, 3 September 2012

File:Lotsalolis.png
If you get an erection from this, congratulations, the FBI is legally allowed to break into your house and take you to the ass rape house.
File:Lesson on loli definition.jpg
Still can't figure out what a loli is? Let 404 Girl help you out!

Lolicon (short for lolita complex) is slang for someone who masturbates specifically to feminine hentai child pornography, whereas the subject matter itself is referred to as loli. For those that like 'em really young, please also give Toddlercon a gander. How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we do know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved Internet to fill a goddamn supercomputer.

Facts

  • There are more lolicon fans than there are WOW players
  • If there are tits it usually isn't loli.
  • The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as shotacon, but you already know that, you sick fuck.
  • If there is penis it still might be loli (see: Dickgirl), but it's most likely shota.
  • The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
  • It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota, but that is very unlikely since real shota aren't interested in sex.

Legality

There's no escaping your fate, you sick fuck.
A real life loli

For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the United States. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of [sick] expression thereby precluding it from censorship. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against war, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone beaver shot. On the other hand, some say that the only reason Supreme Court ruled this way was so that Antonin Scalia could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:

  • Crikey! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine over 9000 dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself (fap, fap, fap) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women based on a tenuous "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene" anti-logic brainfart.
  • George W Bush banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the United States during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (Yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tarring through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist Dwight Whorley was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, making them susceptible to trolls.
  • Under Africa laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to Zimbabwe where you can rape and kill a girl and get two years.
  • It's illegal in Poland.
  • It'll get you v& in The Land of Milk Bags.
  • We all know anything goes hentai wise in Japan.
    • ... Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But Agnes Chan of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.

Videos

Loli-lovers' national anthem

This is completely not sexual, you pedo.

It's OK if you just lick a loli.

Don't lie, you know you have a boner you pedo.

Rather have the loli, you say? Why don't you take a seat, right over there?

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