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{{notice|Notice to [[FBI|Party Van Fans]]: All information here was found on online forums and via google, I am not the guy you're looking for thx}}
{{notice|Notice to [[FBI|Party Van Fans]]: All information here was found on online forums and via google, I am not the guy you're looking for thx}}


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== General description ==
[[File:justoneguy_shit.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Just an avarage deep web site]]
The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (another evidence that [[Google]] is a shit and never shows os cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. Expectations say that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of [[porn]]) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.
The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (another evidence that [[Google]] is a shit and never shows os cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. Expectations say that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of [[porn]]) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.


 
== Types of deep web sites ==
'''Types of deep web sites'''<br><br>
There are 2 types of deep web sites
 
*Watched by the [[FBI]]
There are 2 types of deep web sites<br>
*Not watched by the [[FBI]], therefore boooooring
*Watched by the [[FBI]]<br>
*Not watched by the [[FBI]], therefore boooooring<br><br>


== Content of the deep web ==
== Content of the deep web ==
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=== Disgusting illegal dirty [[porn]] that a mentally normal person should never want to see ===
 
* '''Disgusting illegal dirty [[porn]] that a mentally normal person should never want to see'''
** childporn
** childporn
** killporn
** killporn
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** necropedozoophileporn
** necropedozoophileporn
** and so on...
** and so on...
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* '''Selling and buying of illegal stuff'''
=== Selling and buying of illegal stuff ===
** Guns, warmachines
** Guns, warmachines
** [[Drugs]]
** [[Drugs]]
** Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are avarage [[asian]] foods btw)
** Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are avarage [[asian]] foods btw)
** [[Arab]] chicks
** [[Arab]] chicks
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* '''Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos'''
=== Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos ===
** [[Emo]] kid suicidal videos
** [[Emo]] kid suicidal videos
** [[Hacker]] IRC channels
** [[Hacker]] IRC channels
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** Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civils, than kicking their head while they are on the ground, than standing around him in a circle and peeing on him than saying he was a terrorist, and than singing
** Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civils, than kicking their head while they are on the ground, than standing around him in a circle and peeing on him than saying he was a terrorist, and than singing
for american democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights
for american democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights
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* '''Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services'''
===Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services ===
** Hitmans for hiring
** Hitmans for hiring
** Anorexic vietnamise bitches for chained down BDSM [[sex]]
** Anorexic vietnamise bitches for chained down BDSM [[sex]]
** Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
** Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
** [[Politicians]], judges for hire
** [[Politicians]], judges for hire
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== Some famous deep websites ==
== Some famous deep websites ==
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In this section I would like to introduce you some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[nerd|geek]] ain't it?
In this section I would like to introduce you some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[nerd|geek]] ain't it?
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[[File:justoneguy_hiddenwiki.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Some commercial services hidden wiki offers]]
[[File:godthor.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something]]


==== The Hidden Wiki ====
==== The Hidden Wiki ====
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The hidden wiki is quite similar to [[wikipedia]] however not totally the same, since wikipedia stands for educational and intellectual purposes (= read by nolifes), when the hidden wiki stands for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki, about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there, pointing for websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire and himonline, oh and you can also pay him online via [[PayPal]]. Thank modern technology for making our life easier again. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from the avangers, but a program made by phedophiles for phedophiles that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite usefull since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts for everyone who connects it, except their own horny agents.
The hidden wiki is quite similar to [[wikipedia]] however not totally the same, since wikipedia stands for educational and intellectual purposes (= read by nolifes), when the hidden wiki stands for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki, about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there, pointing for websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire and himonline, oh and you can also pay him online via [[PayPal]]. Thank modern technology for making our life easier again. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from the avangers, but a program made by phedophiles for phedophiles that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite usefull since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts for everyone who connects it, except their own horny agents.
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Here is a little tutorial explaining how to access the hidden wiki if you are sick and boored enough.
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<youtube>-emmUMchgRY</youtube>
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==== Silk Road ====
==== Silk Road ====
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[[File:silkroad.jpg|thumb|300px|left|You have to confess they are selling some nice stuff for good price]]
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The Silk Road, is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]], and it has a better design. It is probably run by some bored Arab motherfuckers who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it even if they burned 1000$ every time a [[monkey|politician]] lie, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless life. At least, from the picture it seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or rhino sperm here, resulting in the fact that [[Asians]] don't really like this page.  
The Silk Road, is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]], and it has a better design. It is probably run by some bored Arab motherfuckers who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it even if they burned 1000$ every time a [[monkey|politician]] lie, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless life. At least, from the picture it seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or rhino sperm here, resulting in the fact that [[Asians]] don't really like this page.  
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{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
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Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many shitty gypsies viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that uneducated people who didn't even attended primary school are welcome there and earn good money. '''FALSE'''  
Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many shitty gypsies viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that uneducated people who didn't even attended primary school are welcome there and earn good money. '''FALSE'''  
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== Legal darkweb ==
== Legal darkweb ==
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[[File:justoneguy_van.png|thumb|300px|right|These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan]]
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviour should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime. Since [[you]] read trough the whole article to reach this point [[you]] are surely sick as [[fuck]] so feel free to check all of them out
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviour should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime. Since [[you]] read trough the whole article to reach this point [[you]] are surely sick as [[fuck]] so feel free to check all of them out
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* [http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
* [http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
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* [http://www.bestgore.com/murder/dnepropetrovsk-maniacs-murder-guy-hammer-screwdriver-real-snuff-video Three guys and a hammer] - just 3 typical ukranians (= [[nazis]]) killing a homeless  
* [http://www.bestgore.com/murder/dnepropetrovsk-maniacs-murder-guy-hammer-screwdriver-real-snuff-video Three guys and a hammer] - just 3 typical ukranians (= [[nazis]]) killing a homeless  


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== Gallery ==
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File:Deep web.jpg
File:justoneguy_shit.jpg|Just an average deep web site
File:justoneguy_hiddenwiki.jpg|Some commercial services hidden wiki offers
File:godthor.jpg|Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something
File:silkroad.jpg|You have to confess they are selling some nice stuff for good price
File:justoneguy_van.png|These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan
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== See also ==
== See also ==
*[[Silk Road]]<br>
*[[Silk Road]]
*[[420chan]]
*[[420chan]]
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Revision as of 20:50, 19 January 2013

Notice to Party Van Fans: All information here was found on online forums and via google, I am not the guy you're looking for thx


The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (another evidence that Google is a shit and never shows os cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. Expectations say that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of porn) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.

Types of deep web sites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring

Content of the deep web

Disgusting illegal dirty porn that a mentally normal person should never want to see

    • childporn
    • killporn
    • rape porn
    • necropedozoophileporn
    • and so on...

Selling and buying of illegal stuff

    • Guns, warmachines
    • Drugs
    • Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are avarage asian foods btw)
    • Arab chicks

Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos

    • Emo kid suicidal videos
    • Hacker IRC channels
    • Scriptkid forums
    • Virus info, viros download, virus tutorials
    • Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civils, than kicking their head while they are on the ground, than standing around him in a circle and peeing on him than saying he was a terrorist, and than singing

for american democracy, liberty, equality and the respect of human rights

Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services

    • Hitmans for hiring
    • Anorexic vietnamise bitches for chained down BDSM sex
    • Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
    • Politicians, judges for hire

Some famous deep websites

In this section I would like to introduce you some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds geek ain't it?

The Hidden Wiki

The hidden wiki is quite similar to wikipedia however not totally the same, since wikipedia stands for educational and intellectual purposes (= read by nolifes), when the hidden wiki stands for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki, about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there, pointing for websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire and himonline, oh and you can also pay him online via PayPal. Thank modern technology for making our life easier again. To access it you need to use TOR, not THOR from the avangers, but a program made by phedophiles for phedophiles that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite usefull since the FBI is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts for everyone who connects it, except their own horny agents.

Silk Road

The Silk Road, is like Ebay, except that it is not run by Jews, and it has a better design. It is probably run by some bored Arab motherfuckers who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it even if they burned 1000$ every time a politician lie, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless life. At least, from the picture it seems like you can't buy tiger dicks or rhino sperm here, resulting in the fact that Asians don't really like this page.

   
 
I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP
 

 
 

Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many shitty gypsies viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that uneducated people who didn't even attended primary school are welcome there and earn good money. FALSE

This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal sexual behaviour should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime. Since you read trough the whole article to reach this point you are surely sick as fuck so feel free to check all of them out

See also

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