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{{Spoiler|GUN LAWS WILL WORK CAUSE CRIMINALS FOLLOW THE LAWS}}
[[Image:Gun army.png|thumb|right|250px|Wouldn't be surprised if that guy with the gun is a [[kike]].]]
[[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]].]]
[[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]].]]
[[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. <s>Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]
[[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. <s>Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]
[[Image:JuliusCaesar.jpg|thumb|Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control]]
[[Image:JuliusCaesar.jpg|thumb|Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control]]
[[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and murdered by [[nigger|niggers]].]]
[[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and [[murder]]ed by [[nigger|niggers]].]]
[[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]]
[[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]]
Gun control (or  "guh control" if you're a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos nigger]) the act of stealing guns from citizens and giving them to [[niggers|criminals]]. It enables [[Niggers|darkies]] to overpower the white [[wimmins]] and steal your [[bike]]. Every time someone is killed by a gun, such as in the instance of the [[Virginia Tech massacre]], gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will [[unbirth|kill your children]], even if you [[Fundie|go to church]]. Keeping guns away from your family will [[lie|solve all your problems]].
Gun control (or  "guh control" if you're a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos nigger]) the act of restricting guns to [[Jews|only one type of person]], such as in the instance of the [[Virginia Tech massacre]], gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will [[unbirth|kill your children]], even if you [[Fundie|go to church]]. Keeping guns away from your family will [[lie|solve all your problems]].
[[Image:Gun_boy.jpg|thumb|His allowance ran out, so he shoots greasy boxes [[lulz|in the park]].]]
[[Image:Gun_boy.jpg|thumb|His allowance ran out, so he shoots oiled boxes [[lulz|in the park]].]]
[[Image:Gun arm.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bears also are very [[bicurious|curious]] with the gun control topic.]]
[[Image:gun goth.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A [[goth]] girl's definition of gun control.]]


Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire to when using said gun in its intended role, and that intended role has nothing to do with being up your ass.  [[Faq]].
Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire as long as you're [[Rich|Jewish]].


[[White]] people on average have the best gun control skillz. [[Azns]] however are quickly catching up. [[Niggers]], and spics have virtually no gun control skillz at all, because they [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|hold the fucking gun sideways]]. They use the quantity not quality principle,  expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death.  [[Pwning]] in [[Halo]] does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a mouse/tiny little [[cock|joystick]] you're using moron.
[[White people|Cracker]]s on average have the best gun control skills. [[Azns]] however are quickly catching up. [[Niggers]], and [[spic]]s have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|hold the fucking gun sideways]]. They use the quantity not quality principle,  expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death.  [[Pwning]] in [[Halo]] does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little [[cock|joystick]] you're [[molesting|using]] for the game.


==Scientific Documentary regarding Gun Control==
==Cause of Gun Control==
Don't listen to [[Michael Moore]], this the straight dope:
[[Image:Gun jew.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Guns: A product that is [[expensive|only for kikes]].]]
[[Image:Gun control cause.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The seeds of gun control]]
[[Image:Gun criminal.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Black Jesus]] also was [[retarded|smart]] enough to realize a very [[false|true]] statement: [[Lie|Criminals follow the laws, therefore, if guns are controlled, they wouldn't be shooting cause it's illegal for them to get the guns now]]!]]
After [[an hero]] named [[Adam Lanza]] released all the [[rage|RAAAAGGGGEEE]] he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at [[Sandy Hook|Sandy Hook Elementary School]] and killing [[Shit no one cares about|20 puny little first-graders, 7 staff members]], [[your mom|his mom]] and [[an hero|himself]], it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon [[Americunt]] and made the entire nation [[BAWWWWW]] as well as making [[Black Jesus]] deciding to try establishing gun control as his [[butthurt]] reaction. Apparently, [[Black Jesus]] thought that [[Bullshit|making guns illegal would make crime stop]] and was too fucking [[retarded|brain-raped]] to remember the 2nd amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still [[trying too hard]] to establish gun control by making guns [[expensive|only for the Jews]].


<youtube>j_YTM_eAWnQ</youtube>
==Who Supports Gun Control?==
 
==History of Gun Control==
Gun control was invented in 1912 by emo nigger-jew Nazi liberal fags.  Once upon a time there were so many gun haters that you couldn't even walk down the street while firing shotguns into the air, but then [[old|Charlton Heston]] came along and kicked everyone's ass.  Because of [[pwned|Charlton Heston]], we are now allowed to use guns on each other.  [[dead|Charlton Heston]] fucking rules.  [[fag|I wish he were my dad]] and bought me a bomb for Christmas. Don't you?  I know bombs aren't guns, but wouldn't it be great if you had a gun that shot bombs? If only such things existed. <!-- ZOMG GRENADE LAUNCHERS -->
 
==Future of Gun Control==
* 2013: Knights of the Ku Klux Klan condemned to reeducation camps.  The Republican Party is left rudderless and impotent, and ceases to protect America from its enemies.
* 2017: Over 1 million Pakistanis and Chinese armed with laser printed diplomas enter the U.S. with H1b visas.  They are your Entrepreneurs, your Doctors, your Experts.  Americans can't afford college degrees anyway.  You want a 5-cent container fucking asthma medication from Indonesia, you fucking ''go'' to the Pakistani Doctor every month and beg him for fucking ''permission'', otherwise you ''die''.  If he says you gotta put up your house to pay for it, you put up your house to pay for it.  '''[[Allah|Allahu fuckin' Akbar]], white trash motherfucker!'''.  They got the licenses, the degrees, the fancy schmancy biological weapons, the goddamn crate of grenades their sleeper agent grandfather keeps under the stairs, you got a butter knife sharpened on a rock and a homemade white hood carefully hidden under a loose stone and a fucking ''dream''.
* 2021: Finally, American white trash learns to buy drugs on the black market from [[Los Zetas]].  Armed with 500-caliber machine guns, adamantium body armor, and capable of devastating vast tracts of land with precisely aimed fondita farts, these foreigners ingratiate themselves with what remains of patriotic America by laying waste to whole cities of Asian overlords.
* 2025: <s> Out of money for black-market drugs, the "native Americans" are rounded up and condemned to [[concentration camps|special reservations]].  Their story ends here... </s> The secret Asian busting [[Che Guevara|underground]] of [[Taxes|Ultimate Doom]] is founded, completely destroying the entire dictatorship with their brutal assault revolvers (Which are much more effective then any gun ever made because they are painted black and given muzzle threads) and moving on to free the world from the brutal Asian slave masters.
 
==Who supports Gun control?==
*[[Nazi]]s
*[[Nazi]]s
*Jews (paradoxically)
*[[Jews]] (paradoxically)
*[[why do you hate america?|Freedom haters]]
*[[why do you hate america?|Freedom haters]]
*[[Leftard]]ed [[pro life|baby killers]]
*[[Leftard]]ed [[pro life|baby killers]]
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*[[Terrorists]]
*[[Terrorists]]
*[[Socialism|Pinkos]]
*[[Socialism|Pinkos]]
*The [[British]]
*[[Skinhead|Bald people]]
*[[Britfag]]s
*[[Communism|Communists]]
*[[Communism|Communists]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[Aspie]]s
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Scandinavia]]
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Scandinavia]]
*[[Lulzkiller|People who want to save Emos from themselves]]
*[[Lulzkiller|People who want to save emos from themselves]]


==Who owns guns?==
==Who Owns Guns?==
[[Image:Gun control texas.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Texas hates gun control. This is how they wanna [[doing it wrong|do it]].]]
[[Image:Gun luck brian.jpg|thumb|right|250px|It's Gunlucky Brian!]]
[[Image:Bear arms.jpg|thumb|right|250px|LET HIM BEAR ARMS YOU GOVERNMENT FAGGOTS!]]
*[[RAGE|Rambo]]
*[[RAGE|Rambo]]
*[[Police|Puh-leez]]
*[[Party van|FBI]]
*[[Your mom]]
*[[Pregnancy|The one who will be ejected from your cunt]]
*[[Government]]
*[[Sandy Hook|First graders]]
*[[Gangsta]]z
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting|Ushers]]
*Sikhs
*[[Skinhead|Bald people]]
*[[Army|GI Joe]]
*[[Army|GI Joe]]
*[[Christians]]
*[[Christians]]
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*[[George Washington]]
*[[George Washington]]
*Everyone in the [[CIA]]
*Everyone in the [[CIA]]
*[[Black Jesus|Barack Obama]]
*[[Survivalist]]s
*[[Survivalist]]s
*[[Holocaust|Not Jews]]
*[[Holocaust|Not Jews]]
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*[[mexico|Los Zetas]]
*[[mexico|Los Zetas]]
*[[hypocrisy|The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists]]
*[[hypocrisy|The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists]]
==Other Things to Do Than Shooting==
[[Image:Gun stab.jpg|thumb|right|150px|This example is perfect! DON'T FUCK WITH IT!]]
*Stabbing
*Playing violent games like [[GTA]] and [[Call of Duty]]
*Stealing a military tank and attacking the city
*Running people over in a car with really fast driving [[to the max]]
*Baseball bat abuse
*Cutting one's nipples off
*[[Castration]]
*Move to a different country
*Become a [[Jew]]
*Tossing stuff like vehicles at people (unless you're too much of a fuckin' wimp and you can't lift something with [[extreme|really small]] weight)
*Grenades
*<s>[[Bomb]]s</s> As of April 15th 2013, it won't work due to the [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Boston TNT Party]].
*[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]!!!!!
*[[Death metal]] listening
*[[Deathcore]] listening
*[[Over 9,000]] more are available, including [[an hero|killing yourself]]!
==Era of Gun Control==
{| align="center" border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="text-align:left;"
! ERA: !! GUN CONTROL WAS ONLY FOR:
|-
| 1790's-1820's || French Revolutionists, [[britfag]]s, and all armies
|-
| 1910's || Germans who abused it and [pwnt]] [[Americunt]]s by fucking up their Lusitania[
|-
| 1920's || <s>Flappers</s> Fappers, [[nigger]]z playing jazz
|-
| 1930's || [[Redneck]]s, all [[cracker]]s, [[KKK]]
|-
| 1940's || [[Nazi]]s, [[Jap]]s, [[Britfag]]s, [[Americunt]]s, Franklin Roosevelt
|-
| 1950's || Beatniks, John F. Kennedy, [[cracker]]s, Freedom Riders
|-
| 1960's || [[Hippies]], Martin Luther King Junior, [[nigger]]z
|-
| 1970's || Disco, metalfaggots, afrofags, [[punk|punx]]
|-
| 1980's || New Romantics, glamfags,
|-
| 1990's || [[Grunge]], [[wigger]]s, [[nu metal]] kids, [[sand nigger]]s (which caused [[9/11]])
|-
| 2000's || The government
|-
| Since December 14th 2012 || [[Expensive|KIKES ONLY]]!!!!
|}
==Videos==
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<youtube>TfflB3Uj5Qk</youtube><br><center>'''Tossing guns away is [[bullshit|will give you protection]]! Watch the [[Family Guy]] clip that will explain.'''</center>|<youtube>RablPaIREkk</youtube><br><center>'''The real definition on the 2nd amendment'''</center>|<youtube>aCnbs67syao</youtube><br><center>'''Guns are safe!'''</center>|<youtube>j_YTM_eAWnQ</youtube><br><center>'''Don't listen to Michael Moore; this is straight dope.'''</center>|<youtube>yrj9HVcZgpc</youtube><br><center>'''[[Black Jesus]] makes a speech'''</center>|<youtube>mSNvTX78JVk</youtube><br><center>'''Sure it might have a few guns, but also some other stuff you can do for fun besides shooting!'''</center>}}
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</center>
==Gallery Control==
<gallery>
Image:Gun goth.jpg
Image:Gun control texas.jpg
Image:Bear arms.jpg
Image:Gun ASSault.jpg
Image:Gun jew.jpg
Image:Gun controller.jpg
Image:Gun army.png
Image:Gun baby.jpg
Image:Gun penalty.jpg
Image:gun stab.jpg
Image:gun grind.jpg|Peter Griffin's view on gun control
Image:Gun tyranny.jpg|KILL ALL TEH FASCISTS!!!!1
Image:gun kill.jpg|WHO DA KILLA?
Image:gun knife.jpg|That's why stabbing is legal!
Image:gun killer.jpg|The best thing!
Image:Gun control cause.jpg
Image:Gun luck brian.jpg
Image:Gun sandy hook.jpg|ADAM LANZA
Image:Gun banned.jpg
Image:Gun criminal.jpg
Image:Sandy gun.jpg
</gallery>
==See Also==
*[[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]]
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]]
*[[Gun]]
*[[Conspiracy]]
*[[Black Jesus]]
*[[Drama]]
*[[Bill of Rights]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Reaction guy]]
==External Links==
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/25/jim-carrey-gun-control-heartless_n_2948171.html Jim Carrey's asshurt reaction to opponents of gun conTROLL]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYX1066jO0c Gun control: Made so there is more crime]
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Revision as of 23:11, 25 April 2013

Wouldn't be surprised if that guy with the gun is a kike.
Moar like gun conTROLL.
Typical gun control fanboys. Actually Barrack Jewssein Mohammed is against gun control. Nice try though. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control
Hippies put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be raped and murdered by niggers.
The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were raped.

Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a nigger) the act of restricting guns to only one type of person, such as in the instance of the Virginia Tech massacre, gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will kill your children, even if you go to church. Keeping guns away from your family will solve all your problems.

His allowance ran out, so he shoots oiled boxes in the park.
Bears also are very curious with the gun control topic.
A goth girl's definition of gun control.

Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire as long as you're Jewish.

Crackers on average have the best gun control skills. Azns however are quickly catching up. Niggers, and spics have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they hold the fucking gun sideways. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. Pwning in Halo does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little joystick you're using for the game.

Cause of Gun Control

Guns: A product that is only for kikes.
The seeds of gun control
Black Jesus also was smart enough to realize a very true statement: Criminals follow the laws, therefore, if guns are controlled, they wouldn't be shooting cause it's illegal for them to get the guns now!

After an hero named Adam Lanza released all the RAAAAGGGGEEE he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School and killing 20 puny little first-graders, 7 staff members, his mom and himself, it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon Americunt and made the entire nation BAWWWWW as well as making Black Jesus deciding to try establishing gun control as his butthurt reaction. Apparently, Black Jesus thought that making guns illegal would make crime stop and was too fucking brain-raped to remember the 2nd amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still trying too hard to establish gun control by making guns only for the Jews.

Who Supports Gun Control?

Who Owns Guns?

Texas hates gun control. This is how they wanna do it.
It's Gunlucky Brian!
LET HIM BEAR ARMS YOU GOVERNMENT FAGGOTS!

Other Things to Do Than Shooting

This example is perfect! DON'T FUCK WITH IT!

Era of Gun Control

ERA: GUN CONTROL WAS ONLY FOR:
1790's-1820's French Revolutionists, britfags, and all armies
1910's Germans who abused it and [pwnt]] Americunts by fucking up their Lusitania[
1920's Flappers Fappers, niggerz playing jazz
1930's Rednecks, all crackers, KKK
1940's Nazis, Japs, Britfags, Americunts, Franklin Roosevelt
1950's Beatniks, John F. Kennedy, crackers, Freedom Riders
1960's Hippies, Martin Luther King Junior, niggerz
1970's Disco, metalfaggots, afrofags, punx
1980's New Romantics, glamfags,
1990's Grunge, wiggers, nu metal kids, sand niggers (which caused 9/11)
2000's The government
Since December 14th 2012 KIKES ONLY!!!!

Videos


Tossing guns away is will give you protection! Watch the Family Guy clip that will explain.

The real definition on the 2nd amendment

Guns are safe!

Don't listen to Michael Moore; this is straight dope.

Black Jesus makes a speech

Sure it might have a few guns, but also some other stuff you can do for fun besides shooting!

See Also

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