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{{Spoiler|GUN LAWS WILL WORK CAUSE CRIMINALS FOLLOW THE LAWS}} | |||
[[Image:Gun army.png|thumb|right|250px|Wouldn't be surprised if that guy with the gun is a [[kike]].]] | |||
[[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]].]] | [[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]].]] | ||
[[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. <s>Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]] | [[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. <s>Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]] | ||
[[Image:JuliusCaesar.jpg|thumb|Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control]] | [[Image:JuliusCaesar.jpg|thumb|Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control]] | ||
[[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and | [[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and [[murder]]ed by [[nigger|niggers]].]] | ||
[[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]] | [[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]] | ||
Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos nigger]) the act of | Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos nigger]) the act of restricting guns to [[Jews|only one type of person]], such as in the instance of the [[Virginia Tech massacre]], gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will [[unbirth|kill your children]], even if you [[Fundie|go to church]]. Keeping guns away from your family will [[lie|solve all your problems]]. | ||
[[Image:Gun_boy.jpg|thumb|His allowance ran out, so he shoots | [[Image:Gun_boy.jpg|thumb|His allowance ran out, so he shoots oiled boxes [[lulz|in the park]].]] | ||
[[Image:Gun arm.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bears also are very [[bicurious|curious]] with the gun control topic.]] | |||
[[Image:gun goth.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A [[goth]] girl's definition of gun control.]] | |||
Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire | Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire as long as you're [[Rich|Jewish]]. | ||
[[White]] | [[White people|Cracker]]s on average have the best gun control skills. [[Azns]] however are quickly catching up. [[Niggers]], and [[spic]]s have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|hold the fucking gun sideways]]. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. [[Pwning]] in [[Halo]] does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little [[cock|joystick]] you're [[molesting|using]] for the game. | ||
== | ==Cause of Gun Control== | ||
[[Image:Gun jew.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Guns: A product that is [[expensive|only for kikes]].]] | |||
[[Image:Gun control cause.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The seeds of gun control]] | |||
[[Image:Gun criminal.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Black Jesus]] also was [[retarded|smart]] enough to realize a very [[false|true]] statement: [[Lie|Criminals follow the laws, therefore, if guns are controlled, they wouldn't be shooting cause it's illegal for them to get the guns now]]!]] | |||
After [[an hero]] named [[Adam Lanza]] released all the [[rage|RAAAAGGGGEEE]] he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at [[Sandy Hook|Sandy Hook Elementary School]] and killing [[Shit no one cares about|20 puny little first-graders, 7 staff members]], [[your mom|his mom]] and [[an hero|himself]], it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon [[Americunt]] and made the entire nation [[BAWWWWW]] as well as making [[Black Jesus]] deciding to try establishing gun control as his [[butthurt]] reaction. Apparently, [[Black Jesus]] thought that [[Bullshit|making guns illegal would make crime stop]] and was too fucking [[retarded|brain-raped]] to remember the 2nd amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still [[trying too hard]] to establish gun control by making guns [[expensive|only for the Jews]]. | |||
==Who Supports Gun Control?== | |||
== | |||
*[[Nazi]]s | *[[Nazi]]s | ||
*Jews (paradoxically) | *[[Jews]] (paradoxically) | ||
*[[why do you hate america?|Freedom haters]] | *[[why do you hate america?|Freedom haters]] | ||
*[[Leftard]]ed [[pro life|baby killers]] | *[[Leftard]]ed [[pro life|baby killers]] | ||
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*[[Terrorists]] | *[[Terrorists]] | ||
*[[Socialism|Pinkos]] | *[[Socialism|Pinkos]] | ||
* | *[[Skinhead|Bald people]] | ||
*[[Britfag]]s | |||
*[[Communism|Communists]] | *[[Communism|Communists]] | ||
*[[Japan]] | *[[Japan]] | ||
*[[Aspie]]s | |||
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Scandinavia]] | *[[Anders Behring Breivik|Scandinavia]] | ||
*[[Lulzkiller|People who want to save | *[[Lulzkiller|People who want to save emos from themselves]] | ||
==Who | ==Who Owns Guns?== | ||
[[Image:Gun control texas.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Texas hates gun control. This is how they wanna [[doing it wrong|do it]].]] | |||
[[Image:Gun luck brian.jpg|thumb|right|250px|It's Gunlucky Brian!]] | |||
[[Image:Bear arms.jpg|thumb|right|250px|LET HIM BEAR ARMS YOU GOVERNMENT FAGGOTS!]] | |||
*[[RAGE|Rambo]] | *[[RAGE|Rambo]] | ||
*[[Police|Puh-leez]] | |||
*[[Party van|FBI]] | |||
*[[Your mom]] | |||
*[[Pregnancy|The one who will be ejected from your cunt]] | |||
*[[Government]] | |||
*[[Sandy Hook|First graders]] | |||
*[[Gangsta]]z | |||
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting|Ushers]] | |||
*Sikhs | |||
*[[Skinhead|Bald people]] | |||
*[[Army|GI Joe]] | *[[Army|GI Joe]] | ||
*[[Christians]] | *[[Christians]] | ||
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*[[George Washington]] | *[[George Washington]] | ||
*Everyone in the [[CIA]] | *Everyone in the [[CIA]] | ||
*[[Black Jesus|Barack Obama]] | |||
*[[Survivalist]]s | *[[Survivalist]]s | ||
*[[Holocaust|Not Jews]] | *[[Holocaust|Not Jews]] | ||
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*[[mexico|Los Zetas]] | *[[mexico|Los Zetas]] | ||
*[[hypocrisy|The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists]] | *[[hypocrisy|The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists]] | ||
==Other Things to Do Than Shooting== | |||
[[Image:Gun stab.jpg|thumb|right|150px|This example is perfect! DON'T FUCK WITH IT!]] | |||
*Stabbing | |||
*Playing violent games like [[GTA]] and [[Call of Duty]] | |||
*Stealing a military tank and attacking the city | |||
*Running people over in a car with really fast driving [[to the max]] | |||
*Baseball bat abuse | |||
*Cutting one's nipples off | |||
*[[Castration]] | |||
*Move to a different country | |||
*Become a [[Jew]] | |||
*Tossing stuff like vehicles at people (unless you're too much of a fuckin' wimp and you can't lift something with [[extreme|really small]] weight) | |||
*Grenades | |||
*<s>[[Bomb]]s</s> As of April 15th 2013, it won't work due to the [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Boston TNT Party]]. | |||
*[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]!!!!! | |||
*[[Death metal]] listening | |||
*[[Deathcore]] listening | |||
*[[Over 9,000]] more are available, including [[an hero|killing yourself]]! | |||
==Era of Gun Control== | |||
{| align="center" border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="text-align:left;" | |||
! ERA: !! GUN CONTROL WAS ONLY FOR: | |||
|- | |||
| 1790's-1820's || French Revolutionists, [[britfag]]s, and all armies | |||
|- | |||
| 1910's || Germans who abused it and [pwnt]] [[Americunt]]s by fucking up their Lusitania[ | |||
|- | |||
| 1920's || <s>Flappers</s> Fappers, [[nigger]]z playing jazz | |||
|- | |||
| 1930's || [[Redneck]]s, all [[cracker]]s, [[KKK]] | |||
|- | |||
| 1940's || [[Nazi]]s, [[Jap]]s, [[Britfag]]s, [[Americunt]]s, Franklin Roosevelt | |||
|- | |||
| 1950's || Beatniks, John F. Kennedy, [[cracker]]s, Freedom Riders | |||
|- | |||
| 1960's || [[Hippies]], Martin Luther King Junior, [[nigger]]z | |||
|- | |||
| 1970's || Disco, metalfaggots, afrofags, [[punk|punx]] | |||
|- | |||
| 1980's || New Romantics, glamfags, | |||
|- | |||
| 1990's || [[Grunge]], [[wigger]]s, [[nu metal]] kids, [[sand nigger]]s (which caused [[9/11]]) | |||
|- | |||
| 2000's || The government | |||
|- | |||
| Since December 14th 2012 || [[Expensive|KIKES ONLY]]!!!! | |||
|} | |||
==Videos== | |||
<center> | |||
{{frame| | |||
{{fv|CCV1|background-color: black;color:white;|font-weight: bold;| | |||
<youtube>TfflB3Uj5Qk</youtube><br><center>'''Tossing guns away is [[bullshit|will give you protection]]! Watch the [[Family Guy]] clip that will explain.'''</center>|<youtube>RablPaIREkk</youtube><br><center>'''The real definition on the 2nd amendment'''</center>|<youtube>aCnbs67syao</youtube><br><center>'''Guns are safe!'''</center>|<youtube>j_YTM_eAWnQ</youtube><br><center>'''Don't listen to Michael Moore; this is straight dope.'''</center>|<youtube>yrj9HVcZgpc</youtube><br><center>'''[[Black Jesus]] makes a speech'''</center>|<youtube>mSNvTX78JVk</youtube><br><center>'''Sure it might have a few guns, but also some other stuff you can do for fun besides shooting!'''</center>}} | |||
|border=black|background=black}} | |||
</center> | |||
==Gallery Control== | |||
<gallery> | |||
Image:Gun goth.jpg | |||
Image:Gun control texas.jpg | |||
Image:Bear arms.jpg | |||
Image:Gun ASSault.jpg | |||
Image:Gun jew.jpg | |||
Image:Gun controller.jpg | |||
Image:Gun army.png | |||
Image:Gun baby.jpg | |||
Image:Gun penalty.jpg | |||
Image:gun stab.jpg | |||
Image:gun grind.jpg|Peter Griffin's view on gun control | |||
Image:Gun tyranny.jpg|KILL ALL TEH FASCISTS!!!!1 | |||
Image:gun kill.jpg|WHO DA KILLA? | |||
Image:gun knife.jpg|That's why stabbing is legal! | |||
Image:gun killer.jpg|The best thing! | |||
Image:Gun control cause.jpg | |||
Image:Gun luck brian.jpg | |||
Image:Gun sandy hook.jpg|ADAM LANZA | |||
Image:Gun banned.jpg | |||
Image:Gun criminal.jpg | |||
Image:Sandy gun.jpg | |||
</gallery> | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]] | |||
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]] | |||
*[[Gun]] | |||
*[[Conspiracy]] | |||
*[[Black Jesus]] | |||
*[[Drama]] | |||
*[[Bill of Rights]] | |||
*[[Murder]] | |||
*[[Reaction guy]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/25/jim-carrey-gun-control-heartless_n_2948171.html Jim Carrey's asshurt reaction to opponents of gun conTROLL] | |||
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYX1066jO0c Gun control: Made so there is more crime] | |||
{{Politics}} | |||
{{Murder}} | |||
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
[[Category:2012]] | |||
[[Category:America]] | |||
[[Category:Reactions]] | |||
[[Category:Law]] | |||
Revision as of 23:11, 25 April 2013






Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a nigger) the act of restricting guns to only one type of person, such as in the instance of the Virginia Tech massacre, gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will kill your children, even if you go to church. Keeping guns away from your family will solve all your problems.



Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire as long as you're Jewish.
Crackers on average have the best gun control skills. Azns however are quickly catching up. Niggers, and spics have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they hold the fucking gun sideways. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. Pwning in Halo does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little joystick you're using for the game.
Cause of Gun Control



After an hero named Adam Lanza released all the RAAAAGGGGEEE he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School and killing 20 puny little first-graders, 7 staff members, his mom and himself, it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon Americunt and made the entire nation BAWWWWW as well as making Black Jesus deciding to try establishing gun control as his butthurt reaction. Apparently, Black Jesus thought that making guns illegal would make crime stop and was too fucking brain-raped to remember the 2nd amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still trying too hard to establish gun control by making guns only for the Jews.
Who Supports Gun Control?
- Nazis
- Jews (paradoxically)
- Freedom haters
- Leftarded baby killers
- Mothers for dead babies and getting robbed
- Terrorists
- Pinkos
- Bald people
- Britfags
- Communists
- Japan
- Aspies
- Scandinavia
- People who want to save emos from themselves
Who Owns Guns?



- Rambo
- Puh-leez
- FBI
- Your mom
- The one who will be ejected from your cunt
- Government
- First graders
- Gangstaz
- Ushers
- Sikhs
- Bald people
- GI Joe
- Christians
- Chuck Norris
- Anonymous
- Pissed off azns
- George Washington
- Everyone in the CIA
- Barack Obama
- Survivalists
- Not Jews
- Bloods/Crips
- Los Zetas
- The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists
Other Things to Do Than Shooting

- Stabbing
- Playing violent games like GTA and Call of Duty
- Stealing a military tank and attacking the city
- Running people over in a car with really fast driving to the max
- Baseball bat abuse
- Cutting one's nipples off
- Castration
- Move to a different country
- Become a Jew
- Tossing stuff like vehicles at people (unless you're too much of a fuckin' wimp and you can't lift something with really small weight)
- Grenades
BombsAs of April 15th 2013, it won't work due to the Boston TNT Party.- KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
- Death metal listening
- Deathcore listening
- Over 9,000 more are available, including killing yourself!
Era of Gun Control
| ERA: | GUN CONTROL WAS ONLY FOR: |
|---|---|
| 1790's-1820's | French Revolutionists, britfags, and all armies |
| 1910's | Germans who abused it and [pwnt]] Americunts by fucking up their Lusitania[ |
| 1920's | |
| 1930's | Rednecks, all crackers, KKK |
| 1940's | Nazis, Japs, Britfags, Americunts, Franklin Roosevelt |
| 1950's | Beatniks, John F. Kennedy, crackers, Freedom Riders |
| 1960's | Hippies, Martin Luther King Junior, niggerz |
| 1970's | Disco, metalfaggots, afrofags, punx |
| 1980's | New Romantics, glamfags, |
| 1990's | Grunge, wiggers, nu metal kids, sand niggers (which caused 9/11) |
| 2000's | The government |
| Since December 14th 2012 | KIKES ONLY!!!! |
Videos
|
Previous Video | Next Video |
Gallery Control
-
Peter Griffin's view on gun control
-
KILL ALL TEH FASCISTS!!!!1
-
WHO DA KILLA?
-
That's why stabbing is legal!
-
The best thing!
-
ADAM LANZA
See Also
- Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre
- Colorado Theatre Shooting
- Gun
- Conspiracy
- Black Jesus
- Drama
- Bill of Rights
- Murder
- Reaction guy
External Links
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