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Did You Know mentions and links to informative new ED articles, as well as lulzy and dramatic news articles or current events from the ED forums. NO NEWS STORIES FROM OUTSIDE WEBSITES. ONLY PUT LINKS TO ED PAGES AND EDF NEWS FORUM THREADS.
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... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to.
... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty.
... that it's ED’s 21st birthday?
... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a pro-gun speech at Utah Valley University?
... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin?
... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail?
... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her?
... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin?

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+*... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]].
 *... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to.
 *... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty.
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 *... that the Anti-Greta, [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]] is begging our benevolent [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for asylum because [[Germany]] is picking on her?
 *... that [[KISS]] guitarist Ace Frehley [[Dead|has bought the farm]] after he tripped in his [[Music|studio]]? Will he be buried in a [[Coffin|KISS Coffin]]?
-*... that [[Israel]] finally got something right, when it wrote “[[Whore]]” on [[Greta Thunberg|Greta Thundercunt's]] suitcase and gave her a few [[Injury|love taps]]?