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[[File:Kim Yong-hyun.png|thumb|150px|Kim Yong-hyun BEFORE his arrest]] | [[File:Kim Yong-hyun.png|thumb|150px|Kim Yong-hyun BEFORE his arrest]] | ||
[[File:Kim Yong-hyun after his arrest.jpg|thumb|150px|Kim Yong-hyun AFTER his arrest. Either his hair dye was cheap AF or he's genuinely that terrified of potentially getting sentenced to death. [[Probably |Perhaps both.]]]] | [[File:Kim Yong-hyun after his arrest.jpg|thumb|150px|Kim Yong-hyun AFTER his arrest. Either his hair dye was cheap AF or he's genuinely that terrified of potentially getting sentenced to death. [[Probably |Perhaps both.]]]] | ||
Ever wondered what a cheap knockoff version of [[Best Korea|Kim Jong Un]] would be like? Well you're about to find out. Kim Yong-hyun has been Yoon's [[BFF|best buddy]] since [[high school]]. After high school, he joined the military because he became inspired to become a dictator after reading [[Hitler|Hitler's]] autobiography ''[[Mein Kampf]]''. '''[https://m.ytn.co.kr/news_view.php?s_mcd=0134&key=202412091603446754&pos= No we're not kidding.]''' Kim also reportedly idolized Chun Doo-hwan, the Azn who dictated the entire nation during the 1980's. In 2017, Kim retired but stepped out of retirement in 2022 [[Cock sucker|to work for Yoon after he was elected as president]]. In 2022, since they both attended high school together, the two thought it would be a cool idea to secretly create a faction within the military and government full of | Ever wondered what a cheap knockoff version of [[Best Korea|Kim Jong Un]] would be like? Well you're about to find out. Kim Yong-hyun has been Yoon's [[BFF|best buddy]] since [[high school]]. After high school, he joined the military because he became inspired to become a dictator after reading [[Hitler|Hitler's]] autobiography ''[[Mein Kampf]]''. '''[https://m.ytn.co.kr/news_view.php?s_mcd=0134&key=202412091603446754&pos= No we're not kidding.]''' Kim also reportedly idolized Chun Doo-hwan, the Azn who dictated the entire nation during the 1980's. In 2017, Kim retired but stepped out of retirement in 2022 [[Cock sucker|to work for Yoon after he was elected as president]]. In 2022, since they both attended the same high school together, the two thought it would be a cool idea to secretly create a faction within the military and government full of powerful people that graduated said high school. '''This would have lasting consequences.''' In 2024, Yoon nominated Kim as the country's Minister of National Defense, a position that would have given him full control of the military if he abused it. [[Nice guy|Oppositions]] thought it was a bad idea [[Lulz|but confirmed him anyway]]. | ||
On that fateful night on December 3, 2024, Kim told Yoon that tonight was the best night for dictatorship. After Yoon did the deed, Kim mobilized the military with help from said faction in an attempt to overthrow the National Assembly. He [[Sucks|sucked]] at doing so however, which led to the National Assembly lifting the martial law, making Kim's 40+ years of military experience pointless as his lifelong dream of becoming a dictator only lasted 6 hours. After the attempted coup was lifted, Kim immediately resigned from his position and attempted to flee the country, but was travel barred and arrested before he could. He [[Kill Yourself|attempted suicide]] two days later in the prison's bathroom but failed because [[Retard|a guard walked in out of suspicion]]. If found guilty, he could face the [[death penalty]]. | On that fateful night on December 3, 2024, Kim told Yoon that tonight was the best night for dictatorship. After Yoon did the deed, Kim mobilized the military with help from said faction in an attempt to overthrow the National Assembly. He [[Sucks|sucked]] at doing so however, which led to the National Assembly lifting the martial law, making Kim's 40+ years of military experience pointless as his lifelong dream of becoming a dictator only lasted 6 hours. After the attempted coup was lifted, Kim immediately resigned from his position and attempted to flee the country, but was travel barred and arrested before he could. He [[Kill Yourself|attempted suicide]] two days later in the prison's bathroom but failed because [[Retard|a guard walked in out of suspicion]]. If found guilty, he could face the [[death penalty]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:45, 16 November 2025
—Yoon claiming the Democratic party is leading an insurrection, literally seconds before attempting to lead an insurrection | ||
If you thought Samsung Land was a pretty little utopia full of hot chicks, then you'd be wrong, because a) Azn chicks are hideous, and because b) Samsung Land is, like every other country in the Far East, a landfill. For evidence backing up these OBSCENE claims, look no further than Yoon Suk Yeol; a clown Zipperhead who served as the President of South Korea from 2022 to 2025. He is walking proof that Gooks cannot be trusted with political power.
What Happened
Yong Suk Dick Yeol, like all Far Eastern politicians, has an inhumane obsession with controlling the masses due to his own insecurities over either his miniscule Azn pseudo-cock or over just being a Koreaboo. On December 3, 2024, Yoon appeared to have gotten bored and decided that because he had low approval ratings and his wife was being investigated for tax evasion, it would be a good idea to attempt to dictate his country by declaring martial law. This life-threatening decision would be reversed by the National Assembly just six hours later; one of the most top-kek epic fails in history. Later he made a TL;DR speech to the press saying that he meant no harm in order to try and mask his acute butthurt over taking the largest L in recent Azn politics. Yoon was then impeached and now he's currently facing either life imprisonment or the death penalty. The prime minister Han Duck-soo would be elected as acting president but would also get impeached only two weeks later for refusing to cooperate with the Constitutional Court. Oh, and the defense minister Kim Yong-hyun would attempt suicide with his clothing in an attempt to avoid consequences. Did Yoon kill himself? HELL NO! He had the balls to turn himself in a few weeks later.
During a court hearing, his remaining supporters proceeded to raid the courtroom like that was gonna do them any good. On March 8th, prosecutors decided to release him for some fucking reason so he went around parading in the streets. Han Duck-soo was put back in office but would get barred from travelling overseas two months later after being named a suspect in the martial law declaration.
Koreans are the reason you can't have nice things anymore. Blame them.
His best buddies
Kim Yong-hyun
Ever wondered what a cheap knockoff version of Kim Jong Un would be like? Well you're about to find out. Kim Yong-hyun has been Yoon's best buddy since high school. After high school, he joined the military because he became inspired to become a dictator after reading Hitler's autobiography Mein Kampf. No we're not kidding. Kim also reportedly idolized Chun Doo-hwan, the Azn who dictated the entire nation during the 1980's. In 2017, Kim retired but stepped out of retirement in 2022 to work for Yoon after he was elected as president. In 2022, since they both attended the same high school together, the two thought it would be a cool idea to secretly create a faction within the military and government full of powerful people that graduated said high school. This would have lasting consequences. In 2024, Yoon nominated Kim as the country's Minister of National Defense, a position that would have given him full control of the military if he abused it. Oppositions thought it was a bad idea but confirmed him anyway.
On that fateful night on December 3, 2024, Kim told Yoon that tonight was the best night for dictatorship. After Yoon did the deed, Kim mobilized the military with help from said faction in an attempt to overthrow the National Assembly. He sucked at doing so however, which led to the National Assembly lifting the martial law, making Kim's 40+ years of military experience pointless as his lifelong dream of becoming a dictator only lasted 6 hours. After the attempted coup was lifted, Kim immediately resigned from his position and attempted to flee the country, but was travel barred and arrested before he could. He attempted suicide two days later in the prison's bathroom but failed because a guard walked in out of suspicion. If found guilty, he could face the death penalty.
Lee Sang-min
Lee Sang-min is a lawyer who Yoon nominated as Minister of the Interior and Safety in 2022. Yoon didn't even know Lee in high school, as Lee graduated the same high school years after Yoon did, but Yoon appointed him anyway. Lee held an executive meeting during the attempted dictatorship, which led to him resigning to avoid a potential investigation. However it didn't work as Lee had to testify in court three months later.
Lulz Gallery
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"Hello? Is this Han Duck-soo? I need you to pardon me." -
It's Yoonover -
Do I even need to say it?
See Also
External Links
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Yoon Suk Yeol is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
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Yoon Suk Yeol is part of a series on 대한민국
Typical Korean Culture. 한국의 문화 |
