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|title=[[Nicholas Prosper]]
|title=[[Alabama]]


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'Is  it really possible to reach for the [[High Score]] and cause megalulz in a [[United Kingdom|country]] with strict [[gun control]]? Our [[An hero|hero]] of the day, '''Nicholas Prosper'''{{Girllover}}, is here to answer with a resounding '''ALMOST'''! On September 13, [[2024]], Nick, geared up with an illegally-purchased shotgun, shot his family dead with point-blank gunshots to the face, [[Randy Stair|racking three kills in the name of protecting his waifu]], [[Loli|Clementine]], from [[The Walking Dead]], before [[Trey Eric Sesler|going to his old school to try and shoot it up]], before sadly being stopped by the [[Pigs]], who managed to stop any further lulz from taking place. Sad!
'''Alabama''' was accidentally founded by a family of [[Europe]]ans lost in the wilderness. Lacking better means of passing the time while awaiting rescue, they started a good ol' fashioned family orgy. Sadly, help never came. Centuries later, the region has become an amalgamation of brother-cousins continuing with [[incest|tradition]], and a surprisingly high number of [[niggers|upstanding black folk]].


Alabama's predominant exports are [[incest|family entertainment]], [[shit|mud]], [[abortion]]s, [[Rape|pigs]] and [[MySpace|illiteracy]]. Much like the entirety of the south, excessive in-breeding has led to rampant retardation, the popularity of [[NASCAR]], and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches.


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|date=2025-09-17
|date=2025-09-19
|expires=2025-9-19
|expires=2025-9-21
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Freedom of speech]] was 2 days ago • [[Pirate Software]] was 4 days ago • [[9/11]] was 6 days ago
[[Nicholas Prosper]] was 2 days ago • [[Freedom of speech]] was 4 days ago • [[Pirate Software]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 00:05, 19 September 2025

Alabama was accidentally founded by a family of Europeans lost in the wilderness. Lacking better means of passing the time while awaiting rescue, they started a good ol' fashioned family orgy. Sadly, help never came. Centuries later, the region has become an amalgamation of brother-cousins continuing with tradition, and a surprisingly high number of upstanding black folk.

Alabama's predominant exports are family entertainment, mud, abortions, pigs and illiteracy. Much like the entirety of the south, excessive in-breeding has led to rampant retardation, the popularity of NASCAR, and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches.

What have I missed?
Nicholas Prosper was 2 days ago • Freedom of speech was 4 days ago • Pirate Software was 6 days ago