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' | '''Alabama''' was accidentally founded by a family of [[Europe]]ans lost in the wilderness. Lacking better means of passing the time while awaiting rescue, they started a good ol' fashioned family orgy. Sadly, help never came. Centuries later, the region has become an amalgamation of brother-cousins continuing with [[incest|tradition]], and a surprisingly high number of [[niggers|upstanding black folk]]. | ||
Alabama's predominant exports are [[incest|family entertainment]], [[shit|mud]], [[abortion]]s, [[Rape|pigs]] and [[MySpace|illiteracy]]. Much like the entirety of the south, excessive in-breeding has led to rampant retardation, the popularity of [[NASCAR]], and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches. | |||
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/> | '''What have I missed?'''<br/> | ||
[[ | [[Nicholas Prosper]] was 2 days ago • [[Freedom of speech]] was 4 days ago • [[Pirate Software]] was 6 days ago | ||
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Revision as of 00:05, 19 September 2025
Alabama was accidentally founded by a family of Europeans lost in the wilderness. Lacking better means of passing the time while awaiting rescue, they started a good ol' fashioned family orgy. Sadly, help never came. Centuries later, the region has become an amalgamation of brother-cousins continuing with tradition, and a surprisingly high number of upstanding black folk.
Alabama's predominant exports are family entertainment, mud, abortions, pigs and illiteracy. Much like the entirety of the south, excessive in-breeding has led to rampant retardation, the popularity of NASCAR, and ugly-ass bucktoothed bitches.
What have I missed?
Nicholas Prosper was 2 days ago • Freedom of speech was 4 days ago • Pirate Software was 6 days ago