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'''Sig Sauer'''{{Jew}} is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever | '''Sig Sauer'''{{Jew}} is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a [[lolcow]] ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread. | ||
== Lineup == | |||
* [[Midget|P365]] - mini version of the P320 | |||
* [[Suicide bomber|P320]]- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock | |||
* [[Scam|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag | |||
* [[Style|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for | |||
== Video == | |||
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== Sig Sauer owners == | == Sig Sauer owners == | ||
* [[Elliot Rodger]] (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely | * [[Elliot Rodger]] (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely | ||
* [[Friedrich Leibacher]] (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle | * [[Friedrich Leibacher]] (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle and conceal carry handgun, respectively | ||
* [[Omar Mateen]] (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him so he had to switch to his Glock | * [[Omar Mateen]] (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him before he fought the police so he had to switch to his Glock | ||
* [[Natalie Rupnow]] (P322)- she never used hers | * [[Natalie Rupnow]] (P322)- she never used hers | ||
* [[Tobias Rathjen]] (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible. | * [[Tobias Rathjen]] (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible. | ||
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* Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's | * Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's | ||
* Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made | * Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made | ||
* Remind them that their M17 and M18 will never be as good as the Beretta M9 | |||
* Remind them that their M7 will never be as good as the M4 | |||
* [[Murder|Throw their own P320 at]] them | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Colossal Biosciences]] - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety | * [[Colossal Biosciences]] - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety | ||
* [[Glock]] - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right | * [[Glock]] - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right | ||
== External links == | |||
{{Jews}} | {{Jews}} | ||
{{Germany}} | {{Germany}} | ||
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Sig Sauer✡ is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market MAGAts who will buy any AR-15 style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a lolcow ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.
Lineup
- P365 - mini version of the P320
- P320- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock
- P210- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag
- P220- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for
Video
Sig Sauer owners
- Elliot Rodger (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely
- Friedrich Leibacher (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle and conceal carry handgun, respectively
- Omar Mateen (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him before he fought the police so he had to switch to his Glock
- Natalie Rupnow (P322)- she never used hers
- Tobias Rathjen (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible.
How to troll Sig Sauer
- Remind them that their P320 lineup is a threat to everyone who owns it
- Buy a gun with decent quality (Ruger, H&K, FNH, Glock and other name brand guns, etc., but even shitty Turkish brands like Canik, Derya, and Stoeger are safer)
- Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's
- Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made
- Remind them that their M17 and M18 will never be as good as the Beretta M9
- Remind them that their M7 will never be as good as the M4
- Throw their own P320 at them
See also
- Colossal Biosciences - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety
- Glock - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right
