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Instead of using their computers like most intelligent children would to look at [[Porn]], how to properly roll a [[Marijuana|Joint]] or going outside and using a [[Loli]] to go just far enough with an older man to trap him and get him to buy her and her friends beer, we now have [[Retarded]] children who would rather look to [[TikTok]] for the new for their idea of fun that has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks and get it to set itself on fire. | Instead of using their computers like most intelligent children would to look at [[Porn]], how to properly roll a [[Marijuana|Joint]] or going outside and using a [[Loli]] to go just far enough with an older man to trap him and get him to buy her and her friends beer, we now have [[Retarded]] children who would rather look to [[TikTok]] for the new for their idea of fun that has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks and get it to set itself on fire. | ||
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This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their [[Irony|Well Behaved]] child should attempt this challange that they can expect their [[Satan|Little Angel]] to be charged with Misdemeanor or [[Prison|Felony]] charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the [[Your Mom|Parents]] pay for all damages done by their [[Kid|Child's]] idiotic decision. | This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their [[Irony|Well Behaved]] child should attempt this challange that they can expect their [[Satan|Little Angel]] to be charged with Misdemeanor or [[Prison|Felony]] charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the [[Your Mom|Parents]] pay for all damages done by their [[Kid|Child's]] idiotic decision. | ||
== Previous TikTok Challanges == | |||
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As said earlir these insepid challanges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the [[Army|Military]] | |||
Previous challanges have included [[The Choking Game|The Blackout Challange]] that was aimed at [[Chris Chan|Special Ed]] students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves on live video until they passed out or died. | |||
There was the [[Black|Blackout]] challange that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a [[Money|penny]] between the prongs. | |||
Our Favorite: The [[Car|Kia]] challange. Instructions were put up on [[TikTok]] on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the [[Retards]] that were raised on the [[Interwebs]], they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like [[YTMND|You The Man]] | |||
And last, but not least, there was the [[Blue Whale Challenge]] where [[Goth|Angsty Teens]] would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ [[Suicide]] | |||
Revision as of 03:38, 13 May 2025
Instead of using their computers like most intelligent children would to look at Porn, how to properly roll a Joint or going outside and using a Loli to go just far enough with an older man to trap him and get him to buy her and her friends beer, we now have Retarded children who would rather look to TikTok for the new for their idea of fun that has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks and get it to set itself on fire.
This is the latest challange on TikTok that has grabbed idiots attention such as the Blackout challange that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or died.
This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their Well Behaved child should attempt this challange that they can expect their Little Angel to be charged with Misdemeanor or Felony charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the Parents pay for all damages done by their Child's idiotic decision.
Previous TikTok Challanges
As said earlir these insepid challanges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the Military
Previous challanges have included The Blackout Challange that was aimed at Special Ed students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves on live video until they passed out or died.
There was the Blackout challange that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a penny between the prongs.
Our Favorite: The Kia challange. Instructions were put up on TikTok on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the Retards that were raised on the Interwebs, they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like You The Man
And last, but not least, there was the Blue Whale Challenge where Angsty Teens would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ Suicide