Zizians

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Imagine your typical terminally online tranny anarcho-communist LARPer, and then imagine that instead of bitching about pseudo-philosophy and communist theories on Tumblr, they actually stepped outside of their basement to form a revolutionary terrorist cult collective. The so-called Zizians might sound like a complete joke comprising of rebellious revolutionary wannabes (such as Anonymous), but with 6 kills attributed to them across 3 states as of yet, they might actually be serious business. The Zizians are quite literally the epitome of the phrase "die cis scum". They are best known for committing hate crimes against land lords; leeching off of them and then killing them in order to avoid paying rent.

The group takes its name from their de-facto leader, Jack Amadeus LaSota, who is better known online by his tranny pseudonym as "Ziz".

Origins

sinceriously.fyi

The epistemological foundation of the Zizians stem from a blog titled sinceriously.fyi written by their glorious leader, Ziz, which was active from 2016-Jun. 2023 and builds off of "Rationalism" (see: singularitarianism) and details a bunch of his batshit insane theories, moral philosophies, terminologies and more; but more on that later.

Rationalist Fleet Project

A good captain always goes down with his ship. Unfortunately LaSota didn't.

The Zizian cult/crime spree arguably began in 2017, when Ziz took an interest in sea steading and joined two other trannies, Jasper "Gwen" Danielson and a brony named Jacob "Fluttershy" Pekarek to live on a LITERAL tugboat. In a voyage dubbed the Rationalist Fleet Project, this triple troon platoon trudged their way from Alaska to the Rationalist Mecca of California. Upon arrival however, it appears they decided a sailor's life was no longer for them and promptly abandoned ship, leaving it to rot in the harbor leaking oil and costing the city $100,000 to clean up the hazardous waste.

Westminster Woods protest

Formerly a member of the Rationalist Community, Ziz and the gang decided to don on some Epic Fail Guy cosplay and protest one of their events for "sexual misconduct" and discrimination by blocking the roads and standing there menacingly with pepper spray. Staff were alarmed by the masked men blocking off the exits of the campgrounds whilst it was in occupancy by children, and assumed they were shooters, so the police were called in to apprehend the situation, whence the protesters were arrested. The real motivation behind this protest however was the fact that the Rationalist Community rejected his theory that the two hemispheres of the brain can hold separate values and genders, hence the call for "sexual" (gender) "misconduct" (misinformation). LaSota ended up faking his own death to avoid his court hearing and an obituary was published for him, but he was later confirmed alive after being witnessed at the attacking of their humble landlord, Curtis Lind.

Victims and Criminal History

Curtis Lind

After abandoning their tugboat, the Zizians began renting property from a rancher named Curtis Lind and gradually turned his property into their personal cult compound as they began attracting more members. They stopped paying their rent during the COVID pandemic, but Curtis was kind enough to let this slide. When the scamdemic finally began to bid way, he decided it was nigh time for these smelly squatters to start paying rent again. Under the pretense that having to pay rent causes more harm in this world, the cult decided to brutally maim Curtis in order to eliminate world suffering (in the altruistic sense). On Nov. 15, 2022, They stabbed him multiple times including in his right eye and drove a katana through his chest, the weapon of choice among otakus, but these trannies took a knife to a gun fight. Curtis Lind was prepared with a pistol which he shot at them with; hitting two of his attackers and nabbing a bonus TRANDGENDER KILL while he was at it.

Miraculously, he survived the ordeal; although two years later on Jan. 17, 2025, just three days before the shootout with U.S. Border Patrol officers on the other side of the country, he had his throat slit, killed by a rogue Zizian in order to prevent him from testifying in court.

Richard and Rita Zajko

Zizian Michelle Zajko killed his parents.

tenants,ideology

Zizians are anarchists, eco-terrorists, vegan radicals, transgender incursionists- all the stuff you'd expect from a far-left radical, however there are some points worth going over in more detail.

Firstly, there is the idea that the brain has two "hemispheres" which can have different personalities, genders, interests, etc.

members/criminal activity

Typical Zizian.

See Also

• Animal Liberation Front
• Audrey Hale
• The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
• Troonabomber

External Links

• Zizians
• Ziz / Jack Amadeus LaSota / Zizians / sinceriously.fyi
• Zizian Murder Cult
• Sinceriously

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