Zizians

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Imagine your typical terminally online vegan tranny anarcho-communist LARPer, and then imagine that instead of bitching about pseudo-philosophy and communist theories on Tumblr, they actually stepped outside of their basement to form a revolutionary terrorist cult collective. The so-called Zizians might sound like a complete joke comprising of rebellious revolutionary wannabes (such as Anonymous), but with 6 kills attributed to them across 3 states as of yet, they might actually be serious business. The Zizians are quite literally the epitome of the phrase "die cis scum". The group takes its name from their de-facto leader, Jack Amadeus LaSota, who is better known online by his tranny pseudonym, "Ziz". They are best known for committing hate crimes against land lords; leeching off of them and then killing them in order to avoid paying rent.

Origins

sinceriously.fyi

The epistemological foundation of the Zizians stem from a blog titled sinceriously.fyi written by their glorious leader, Ziz, which was active from 2016-Jun. 2023 and builds off of "Rationalism" (see: singularitarianism) and details a bunch of his batshit insane theories, moral philosophies, terminologies and more; but more on that later.

Rationalist Fleet Project

A good captain always goes down with his ship. Unfortunately LaSota didn't.

Arguably, the Zizian cult/crime spree began in 2017, when Ziz took an interest in sea steading and joined two other trannies, Jasper "Gwen" Danielson and a brony named Jacob "Fluttershy" Pekarek to live on a LITERAL tugboat. In a voyage dubbed the Rationalist Fleet Project, this triple troon platoon trudged their way from Alaska to the Rationalist Mecca of California. Upon arrival however, it appears they decided a sailor's life was no longer for them and promptly abandoned ship, leaving it to rot in the harbor leaking oil and costing the city $100,000 to clean up the hazardous waste.

Westminster Woods protest

Formerly a member of the Rationalist Community, Ziz and the gang decided to don on some Epic Fail Guy cosplay and protest one of their events for "sexual misconduct" and discrimination by blocking the roads and standing there menacingly with pepper spray. Staff were alarmed by the masked men blocking off the exits of the campgrounds whilst it was in occupancy by children, and assumed they were shooters, so the police were called in to apprehend the situation, whence the protesters were arrested. The real motivation behind this protest however was the fact that the Rationalist Community rejected his theory that the two hemispheres of the brain can hold separate values and genders, hence the call for "sexual" (gender) "misconduct" (misinformation). LaSota ended up faking his own death to avoid his court hearing and an obituary was published for him, but he was later confirmed alive after being witnessed at the attacking of their humble landlord, Curtis Lind.

Victims and Criminal History

Attempted Murder and Eventual Murder of Curtis Lind

After abandoning their tugboat, the Zizians began renting property from a rancher named Curtis Lind and gradually turned his property into their personal cult compound as they began attracting more members. They stopped paying their rent during the COVID pandemic, but Curtis was kind enough to let this slide. When the scamdemic finally began to bid way, he decided it was nigh time for these smelly squatters to start paying rent again. Under the pretense that having to pay rent causes more harm in this world, the cult decided to brutally maim Curtis in order to eliminate world suffering (in the altruistic sense). On Nov. 15, 2022, They stabbed him multiple times including in his right eye and drove a katana through his chest, the weapon of choice among otakus, but these trannies took a knife to a gun fight. Curtis Lind was prepared with a pistol which he shot at them with; hitting two of his attackers and nabbing a bonus TRANDGENDER KILL while he was at it.

Miraculously, he survived the ordeal; although two years later on Jan. 17, 2025, just three days before the shootout with U.S. Border Patrol officers on the other side of the country, he had his throat slit, killed by a rogue Zizian in order to prevent him from testifying in court.

Pennsylvania Double Murder

Would you believe nobody fell for this?

Richard and Rita Zajko were murdered in their home on Dec. 31, 2022. Their daughter, Michelle "Jamie" Zajko, who is affiliated with the Zizians, has been marked as a person of interest in the killings. Zajko, her roommate Daniel Blank and Ziz himself were arrested in connection to the crime. Upon having their motel room raided by police, LaSota genius plan was to play the opossum, but unfortunately he was not able to fake his death that easily again. Due to a complete fuck-up on the part of the judicial system, all members involved were acquitted due to a lack of evidence, however the perpetrator used in the murders was later used in the border patrol shootout in Vermont.

Vermont Border Patrol Shootout

On Jan. 20, 2025, two Zizians had a shootout with border patrol agents in Vermont in perhaps their most high-profile incident yet. 6 days prior, they were seen booking into a hotel clad in all-black, tactical style clothing with protective equipment and an exposed holster to suit; clearly passing as normal people just as well as they pass as the opposite sex. On the day of the shooting, two border patrol agents pulled the tranny duo over in order to conduct an immigration inspection on unbeknownst Zizian Felix "Ophelia" Bauckholt's visa; of Bauckholt, who is a German national. The other member, Teresa "Milo" Youngblut, fearing that whatever plot they had been brewing had been unraveled and coming to a close, opened fire on the officers which was met with like justice in the form of lead. Bauckholt also attempted to draw a firearm, but alas this epic spaztasm resulted in his death as well as the death of Officer David Maland.

Ideology

Zizians are anarchists, eco-terrorists, vegan radicals, transgender incursionists- all the stuff you'd expect from a far-left radical, however there are some points worth going over in more detail.

The foundation of Zizianism is derived from the rationalist movement; particularly from an online community known as LessWrong, which is especially concerned with geeky topics such as artificial intelligence, transhumanism and the Singularity. The mega ultra super geniuses over at LessWrong rejected some of LaSota's ideas, believing that they were too irrational even for them, leading to LaSota's separation from LessWrong and the formation of the Zizians. Much of LaSota's alternate ideas are detailed in his aforementioned blog, sinceriously.fyi, but trying to read and comprehend this ludicrous compendium is nigh impossible however as it uses a slew of invented terminology as well as borrowed terminology from deep, thunk-provoking sources such as World of Warcraft, Starcraft and Avatar the Last Airbender.

To summarize, the primary justification for their actions seems to be in the name of animal rights with a push for irreconcilable veganism. In corrilation to true communist ideals, when all hierarchies are eliminated, then all suffering will magically vanquish, and no hierarchy is more crutial to this opression than the food chain. The Zizians are influenced by Jeremy Bentham and his utilitarian theories. Anyone who objects to this is deemed a "vampire", and therefore not just an ideological enemy, but an enemy to objective goodness.

	“	The question is not, can they reason? Nor can they talk? But, can they suffer?	„
	—Jeremy Bentham

Another one of their main ideas is the theory that the brain has two hemispheres that are capable having separate interests, motives, personalities and genders. At first this might seem like a self-indulgent theory that was developed to validify LaSota's gender dysphoria, but it is actually much more sinister. In order to reinforce this idea, LaSota encourages the practice of "unihemispheric sleeping", a form of sleep where only one half of the brain rests at a time. Since LaSota encouraged some of his members to focus on their suicidal impulses while counteractively developing sleep-deprivation, one of his members became the first among them to join the 41%, for which LaSota blamed him for "doing it wrong" and absolving all guilt. To expand upon this theory, the mind also has a thing called "cores" which can be "nongood", "single good" or "double good" depending on how well they align with LaSota's dogmatic worldview. LaSota encourages his member to make troonsonas based on their hemispheres.

Furthermore, Zizians believe it is their duty to ensure that artificial intelligence is benevolent when it inevitably rules over humanity.

Members

Name	Description	Picture
Jack "Ziz" LaSota	Since he is effectively the secondary topic of this article, not much more needs be said about Jack "Ziz" LaSota that hasn't already been stated. In 2013, he graduated from the University of Alaska and interned later that Summer with FUCKING NASA, but dropped out of grad school "because it sucked". He also worked on a puzzle game called Dystheism, but it remains unreleased. Aimless, LaSota decided to dedicate his life to "effective altruism", an excuse to be greedy under the pretense that it is benefiting humanity, henceforth LaSota tried making it big in Silicone Valley (probably to afford those silicone boobies), but he quickly found out that one of the most competitive labor markets in the world expects you to work insane hours, which was not the easy sailing he thought it would be. Instead of considering a different career path, he decided to insinuate himself further in the rationalist community. He began writing sinceriously.fyi in 2016, where he first started going by the name "Ziz". In 2017, he roomied with Jasper "Gwen" Danielson on his boat in order to cut back on expenses in what was dubbed the Rationalist Fleet Project, and was later joined by "Fluttershy" as well. In 2018, he got an apprenticeship from MIRI and CFAR to further his researches. With the help of Danielson, he formed his concept of the hemispheres, which might be the origin of his troonology. The rationalists excommunicated them for this stunning and brave heterodoxy. LaSota now identifies as a non-transitioning transwoman, meaning he takes finasteride and estrogen so he won't go bald, but takes absolutely no other steps to look like a woman because it's hard and he doesn't have the spoons. If you have been reading this article, you probably know the story from here on out.
Jacob "Fluttershy" Pekarek	Jacob Ray Pekarek/James "Jay" ("Jane"⚧) Leo Winterford, a.k.a. Fluttershy, (04/07/1993-03/10/2021) was a brony otherkin and member of the Rationalist Fleet Project. He was born "Jacob Pekarek" and later changed his name to "James Winterfold" for uncertain reasons. Apparently, LessWrong didn't like her ideas either because the left-leaning stuff he wrote on his LessWrong account got censored and only the shit he now disagrees with remains, including an article he wrote on how becoming an eunuch make men live longer. Reportedly, even Ziz found this person to be irritating and once had to use hypnosis to stop him from buying a boat from a Nazi. Fluttershy ack'ed in 2021. An Obituary exists for him, as well as Zizian memorial pages that insist on calling him "Fluttershy". Zizians blamed the literary criticism work, "The Zizians", as a contributing factor to his death while failing to realize that anybody who identifies as a cartoon pony of the opposite sex is probably not mentally well to begin with.
Jasper "Gwen" Danielson	Jasper Ryan "Gwen" Danielson can best be described as LaSota's right hand ma'am. He was extremely formative to the Zizian ideology and made the Rationalist Fleet Project possible when he meet John LaSota in 2016. He first got into rationalism after his cat died and obsessively reading "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". He graduated from a prestigious prep school in 2012 but threw away his full-ride scholarship to Rice University because he was convinced the AI apocalypse was coming. He ended up homeless as a result and was living in a boat by the time he met LaSota, whom he introduced to the idea of cranial hemispheres and unihemispheric sleeping. He's also an otherkin, and convinced he will become a dragon after the AI singularity, and also believes his hemispheric personalities are called Char and Astria, respectively.
Amir "Emma" Borhanian	Amir Dayyan "Emma Nava" Borhanian (circa. 5/1991-11/15/2022) use to work for Google and joined the Zizians during that time. He was present for the Camp Meeker protest and was arrested with the Ziz gang in 2019 and helped LaSota fake his own death in 2022 by falsely reporting him as drowned. In Nov. 2022, he trio'd with Alexander Leatham and Suri Dao to initiate a boss fight against their landlord, Curtis Lind, and ended up getting crit-hitted via gun shot. Thanks to Borhanian's efforts to end disproportionate transgender homelessness, Borhanian was martyred by the Trans Lives Matter website.
Alexander "Somnulence" Leatham	Alexander 'Alec' Jeffrey Leatham/Somnulence Logencia⚧ is a FUGLY bulldyke of a transwoman who somehow appeared more feminine before he transitioned. He fought alongside Suri Dao and Borhanian to take down Curtis Lind.     “   Isn't it great that food whose creation harms animals and people also tastes terrible? Isn't it grand that evil people are also ugly?   „     —Alexander Leatham
Tessa "Elizah" Berns	Tessa "Elizah" Berns, a.k.a. Suri Dao, is the token chink and one of the few real women amongst the Zizians. She was one amongst the trio that attempted a sneaky ninja attack on Curtis Lind; considering her heritage, its possible that she supplied them with the katana.
Felix "Ophelia" Bauckholt	Felix "Ophelia" Bauckholt (circa. 1996 or 1997-1/20/2025) was a Zizian member hailing from the Highlands who immigrated to Canada because he apparently finds milk bags attractive. In 2022, he put out a reward to try to find Suri Dao who was MIA, but the ninja skills she learned in China as a kid made her indetectable. He suddenly flew to America a few hours before the Zajko murders to strengthen the American front as a precautionary measure. On Jan. 20, 2025, Bauckholt was sent on a botched operation to look for property in Vermont with his partner in-crime, Teresa "Milo" Youngblut, who instead ended up providing him with assisted suicide instead by initiated a shoot out with boarder patrol piggies. Bauckholt tried to pull out a firearm in response to the gun fire but Valhalla didn't want him.
Teresa "Milo" Youngblut	Teresa Consuelo "Milo" Youngblut is Bauckholt's partner in-crime and Snyder's partner in pegging. At first glance, its a wonder how she even qualified for the Zizians as its evident she's not even trying to pass as a man and the only way people would assume she's some sort of genderspecial is if she wore a pin saying her personal pronouns were "xe/xem/xyrs", but hey, congrats on being the least uncanny looking member of the group. On Jan. 17, 2025, her boyfriend, Snyder, went on a solo mission to put an end to something that was meant to be ended long ago by finally finishing off Curtis Lind, and just three days later, she herself would epicly troll her partner in-crime by starting a shoot out with some cops and getting him killed.
Maximilian "Audere" Snyder	Maximilian Bentley "Audere" Snyder is Youngblut's ugly boyfriend who identifies as "all genders". In 2023, when LaSota was arrested for obstruction of justice in the Zajko murder cases, Syder and Slimepriestess attempted to raise money for his bail. On Jan. 17, 2025, he gave Curtis Lind a friendly shanking in the neck to prevent him from testifying in court.
Michelle "Jamie" Zajko	Michelle Jacqueline "Jamie" Zajko is a pooner who fucked around and found out. After loosing three members to the failed murder attempt of Curtis Lind, LaSota was in dire demand of fresh recruits, so she strongly coerced Zajko with some bullets to her parents' head. She, LaSota and some retarded third wheel were later caught squatting out in some hotel room in Philadelphia, where they were arrest but all eventually released because the law is retarded. The same gun used in the Zajko murders was later determined to be the same gun used in the Vermont boarder patrol shootout. Before pooning out, Zajko was actually kinda hot.
Daniel Arthur Blank	Daniel Arthur Blank is an autistic tag-along who was given the least-likely-to-kill-anybody award. He likely wound up with the Zizians due to how easily coerced he is. He was found amongst Jack LaSota and Michelle Zajka in Philadelphia where they were arrested in connection to the Zajko murders.
Octavia Zephyr Nouzen	Octavia Zephyr Nouzen/Mallory Nouzen, both different names of his hemispheric personalities, a.k.a. Slimepriestess, is an AI developer and one of Ziz's e-devotees. Other than making a backup up sinceriously.fyi as a tribute to LaSota on his personal website, his contributions to zizian activities appears miniscule, but he is however extremely notable for being an UGLY ASS BITCH. Easily the ugliest person on this entire list. He's now trying to distance himself from the Zizians, but keeps excusing their actions in a way that makes it clear that he agrees with their beliefs. ugly ass bitch! ugly ass bitch! ugly ass bitch! ugly ass bitch! ugly ass bitch! ugly ass bitch! ugly ass bitch!
Chris "Maia" Pasek	Chris "Maia" Pasek, a.k.a. SquirrelInHell, (??/??/????-??/??/????) was affiliated with the Zizians before they went mainstream, and became the first death tied to Zizian activities, an event that was dubbed "Pasek's Doom". Pasek attempted unihemispheric sleeping in order to come in contact with his alters but only came into contact with Cthulhu instead. Being a troon, there was already a 41% chance of this happening, although with Ziz deliberately instructing him to focus on his suicidal impulses while doing so, there is no other way this could have ended other than in epic failure.

See Also

• Alec McKinney
• Animal Liberation Front
• Audrey Hale
• Randy Stair
• The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

External Links

• Zizians
• Ziz / Jack Amadeus LaSota / Zizians / sinceriously.fyi
• Zizian Murder Cult
• Sinceriously (mirror of Jack LaSota's blog)
• The Zizians (exposé on the Zizians)
• LessWrong's very own article on Ziz (See Also!)

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