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Fun is what powers every single being in the universe. It is the pinnacle of humanity.
Discovery
Fun came from an unknown source, rumored to be the god of atheists. Stories originated how fun was harvested by the great FunReaper and spread across the universe.
Properties of Fun
Fun is something much like lulz. It needs to be harvested carefully. Fun is much like matter and energy but the law of conservation doesn't apply to fun as Fun can be created and destroyed and sometimes pissed upon.
Philosophies of FUN
It was said that the FunReaper first gave the fun which he harvested to Spongebob Squarepants who philosophized many great idealistic philosophies out of fun. The most important of which were:
Fires that burn down the whole town
Lighting people on fire is considered by some to be an enjoyable pastime. You should try it sometime.
Uranium bombs
Follow the example of the individuals who did the Boston Marathon Bombing but this time use a uranium type bomb, much like the one dropped on Hiroshima. If the initial blast doesn't do the intended job, the resulting fallout will. Bonus points if you're wearing/holding the bomb when it is detonated.
No survivors
If you completed any of the above two correctly, you should be the last person alive. If this is the case: CONGRATULATIONS!!1!!1! you have won the game. If you failed at doing this (like everything else you do) then, please, become an hero for the good of fun loving people everywhere.
See Also
- Memorial Page Tourism
- Trolling
- /v/ - Somewhere you will never ever find fun. Ever.