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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 2, 1991}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 8, 2016 (aged 25)}} | |||
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, Nightmare difficulty}} | |||
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)}} | ||
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On the evening of July 7th [[2016]], a | On the evening of July 7th [[2016]], a brave [[Nigra]] named '''Micah Xavier Johnson''' decided that [[Chris Dorner]] deserved a sequel. During a "[[Chimpout|peaceful protest]]" for [[Black Lives Matter]] in Dallas [[Texas]], the monkey, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed himself with an [[AK-47|AK-74]] (presumed to be chambered in 5.45x39) and engaged in a street battle with the [[pigs]], assassinating 5 and severely wounding 9 others (7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders), before retreating into a nearby building where he would [[Camping|camp]] until the game ended. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two [[Dindus]], just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to [[Dumbfuckistan]], despite the country experiencing a [[Mass Shooting]] every 3.291 seconds and the shooter attacks rolling in relatively few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the [[High Score]] on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against [[cops]] since [[9/11]]. | ||
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Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chain reaction in the [[Oxymoron|Black]] [[Hivemind]] that causes them to [[Chimpout|chimp out]]. Often, they burn entire buildings down, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of [[cops]] institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear they selvz out. The turbo-nigger | Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chain reaction in the [[Oxymoron|Black]] [[Hivemind]] that causes them to [[Chimpout|chimp out]]. Often, they burn entire buildings down, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of [[cops]] institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear they selvz out. The turbo-nigger spree shooter had every reason genetically to go apeshit. He had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and was also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of an AK, available at your nearest gun sto', foo. | ||
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Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson and [[Sam Hyde|another perpetrator who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large]]. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break and sent a [[bot]] in to deal with his magnificent, shapely, statuesque ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to [[Admiral Ackbar|allah ackbar]] himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank and was [[Pwned|caught]] in the blast. | Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson <s>and [[Sam Hyde|another perpetrator who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large]]</s>. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break and sent a [[bot]] in to deal with his magnificent, shapely, statuesque ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to [[Admiral Ackbar|allah ackbar]] himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank and was [[Pwned|caught]] in the blast. | ||
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[[File:PantherObama.jpg|thumb|left| Alleged instigator alias "Barry". If you recognize this individual contact the FBI. Be sure to tell them you saw the picture on ED!]] | [[File:PantherObama.jpg|thumb|left| Alleged instigator alias "Barry". If you recognize this individual contact the FBI. Be sure to tell them you saw the picture on ED!]] | ||
[[File:dallaslol.gif|thumb|right|Another shooter]] | [[File:dallaslol.gif|thumb|right|Another shooter]] | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Chris Dorner]] | *[[Chris Dorner]] | ||
*[[Cosmo Setepenra]] | *[[Cosmo Setepenra]] | ||
Revision as of 03:41, 29 August 2024
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NOTICE This article is related to black crime. Never relax around the blacks! |
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| Micah Xavier Johnson | |
| Born | July 2, 1991 |
| Died | July 8, 2016 (aged 25) |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS single player, Nightmare difficulty |
| An Hero? | Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot) |
On the evening of July 7th 2016, a brave Nigra named Micah Xavier Johnson decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" for Black Lives Matter in Dallas Texas, the monkey, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed himself with an AK-74 (presumed to be chambered in 5.45x39) and engaged in a street battle with the pigs, assassinating 5 and severely wounding 9 others (7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders), before retreating into a nearby building where he would camp until the game ended. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 3.291 seconds and the shooter attacks rolling in relatively few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the High Score on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against cops since 9/11.
Trigger
What triggered these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two Dindus were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason (as if a reason to kill niggers was even necessary). There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.
Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chain reaction in the Black Hivemind that causes them to chimp out. Often, they burn entire buildings down, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of cops institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear they selvz out. The turbo-nigger spree shooter had every reason genetically to go apeshit. He had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and was also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of an AK, available at your nearest gun sto', foo.
Perpetrator
Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson and another perpetrator who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break and sent a bot in to deal with his magnificent, shapely, statuesque ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to allah ackbar himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank and was caught in the blast.
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Red herring open carrying negra, spotted shortly before actual shooters went Postal. -
Micah was an active Blacklivesmatter supporter.
Videos
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Reactions
Despite the low frag count, the event brought in significant attention nationwide. Most whites BAWWW'd over their precious pigs being pwn'd, calling for hate crime legislation to protect cops. Meanwhile, a significant amount (possibly even the majority) of black people are legit praising and celebrating the attacks. Current independent investigations have shown that those Black Lives Matter chimps are planning more attacks on society at whole.
As usual, the idiotic masses immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please contact the FBI here, and report the liberal freaks out, for great justice. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be an hero, not a zero!
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Liberals call for terrorism against america.
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Based Nigra cop. -
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Ann trolling shillary. -
SOON THE TABLES WILL TURN! Smiley fase -
Inb4 raped by nigs ;) -
nigger going cray cray -
Pol conducts an op against the niggers. -
more info comes out -
hipster nigger -
BBC reporting shit -
generic nig, being waysis. -
Somebody set us up the bomb. -
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Filthy nig at it again -
nigger calls for arrest of Joe Walsh -
liberals sucking cock -
irony at work -
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whyte ppl smh -
Bas being an ass. -
BLM chimps hard at work -
RACE WAR NOW -
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Suspect Caught on tape? -
niggerology -
Shillary's infamous tweet. -
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CIVIL WAR NOW -
Nigger summation of american history -
IRONY KEK -
liberal faggot BAWWWing -
Dallas Police Dept :'( -
Twitter trends -
Ex military -
more liberal fags -
FUCK THE POLICE BITCH!!!1 -
The liberals still cant take the cock out they ass -
Epic troll at it again -
liberal infighting -
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Twitter sucks the SJW's 2 inch cocks. -
WERE WITH DALLAS!!!1 #oakland
High Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 9 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 17/20 Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS |
| Style: | 17/20 Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war |
| Butthurt: | 16/20 Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0" |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Gallery
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One of the shooters Sam Hyde. -
Dylan Klebold troll. -
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This man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
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tl;dr of what happened
See Also
- Chris Dorner
- Cosmo Setepenra
- Sam Hyde
- Chimpout
- DINDUNUFFIN
- Niggers
- Texas
- The South
- Black Lives Matter
- High Score
- Mass Shooting
External Links
- Crisis actors needed - 19 days before the shooting spree, posted in Dallas TX, quickly deleted post-massacre by Craigslist.
- Petition to recognize BLM as a terrorist organization.
Pol/ Threads
- Dallas Thread 6 - 99 bombs edition
- Dallas Thread 4 - NOW UNLOCKED EDITION
- Dallas Thread 5
- BREAKING: OFFICER KILLED AT DALLAS PROTEST
News Articles
- Live execution
- Dailystormer goes apeshit
- News article
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