Life hacks

What passes for a hack these days

A good hack is easy to remember

Life hacks (also known as life hacking), is often associated with DIY faggotry & redneckism. In summary, you take a problem a normal person either wouldn't have or would just buy a solution to and make a stupid solution that maybe works (but most likely will just get you hospitalized). Of course this wasn't always the case in the days before normies ruined it.

The Epic Legacy of Lifehacks

In the dark ages before the advent of The internets, Man had to ghetto that shit out using peasantary resources from the Poor Man's James Bond to The Anarchist Cookbook. In their pages were hundreds of "recipes" for turning normal items into more interesting ones such as how to make a gas mask from a milk jug and how to create a solar still for purifying water. They also outlined some "controversial" recipes such as making bombs out of household supplies and DIY gun silencers. The book explained that the bad guys already know this stuff so the good guys need to learn it too. If everyone knows what tricks bad guys are likely to use then they can be prepared and know how to protect themselves. Of course the American government saw this as a threat and started a disinformation campaign to make having these books stigmatized. Some of them were even B& outright.

People didn't stop coming up with clever uses for everyday items just because they "shouldn't"! Instead they decided to call these repurposes "Life Hacks" in order to stay under the radar. Early Life Hacks included ways to reprogram light-up street signs, ways to jimmy open locks you have "lost" the key to, and even ways to short a vending machine if you're totally broke. Like the Poor Man's James Bond, these typically came with disclaimers that amounted to "Don't use these (Unless you really, really need to)." Some of them were borderline illegal if not actually illegal but it didn't stop them from circulating in places like TOTSE where people didn't give a fuck about such things as long as it was all for the lulz.

Once 4Chan became a thing, mankind started to circulate life Hacks there. It was there that Life Hacks became a sort of creative meme. Like all memes Normalfags soon latched on and began to use the less illegal ones to get click on their shitty Jewtube videos and "totally original" blogs. This only spread the idea to dumber and dumber people who created the basement-dweller approved version of Life Hacks you see today.

Example crap Videos and Images

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Collection of Stupid ideas About missing Pics

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  Depends how badly you want this yeast infection
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  If you ever dreamed of getting Spongebobs piece of ass
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  fuck me you are
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  Fuck the cords, look how many holes you can fuck simultaneously
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  How to make your hair smell like bacon mmmmmmm

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  This is also relevant for you when you go out to the beach with your big fat tits, you're welcome.
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  Easy Zombie Apocalypse cheap life hack
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  To make your mouth smell like you didn't just blew a hot dog
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  How to recycle bottle like a good trash dwelling african nigger
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  An epic fail life hack
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  LOL
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  I think she misses a boob

The only good life hack

Turns microwave into nuclear waepon or frankingstein laboratory
(Watch to the amazing finale)

External links

• 32 life hacks
• Can't find a spoon? Stir your coffee using spaghetti instead

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