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Listen, and understand. That weasel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, so long as there are edits to be made.
 

 
 

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Article of the Now

The word clanker is a pejorative that is derogatory to AI and robots. With the rise of AI and the widespread visibility of robots in day-to-day life, people are worried that they'll be replaced by those artificial beings in some kind of... replacement on a mass scale. So the word "clanker" began to be used commonly to express those beliefs.


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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 14, 2026

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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom

 

 
 

—William Blake: The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

Did You Know...

  • ...On May, 8 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the Nazis and made the good part of Germany their Bitch?
  • ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence?
  • ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook?
  • ...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
  • ...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
  • ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
  • ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!

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Good job with Lemonade Coyote, you actually have creativity and didn't create another generic furfag article! I award you with a catgirl!


SIEG HEIL BANN STAR!

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You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.


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