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'''Pro wrestler Brian "Crush" Adams''' died in [[Florida]] of natural causes at the age of 44. Two months after his buddy [[Chris Benoit]] became [[an hero]], "Crush" finally [[cum|succumbed to]] a broken heart. | '''Pro wrestler Brian "Crush" Adams''' died in [[Florida]] of natural causes at the age of 44. Two months after his buddy [[Chris Benoit]] became [[an hero]], "Crush" finally [[cum|succumbed to]] a broken heart. | ||
His [[incest|wife]] found him in bed, tied up [[Auto erotic asphyxiation|in some strange contraption]] that seemed to partially strangle him while he masturbated. However, authorities confirmed that this had '''nothing''' to do with the WWE star's death, and that he was just a very emotional guy who really had no particular reason to go on living. | His [[incest|wife]] found him in bed, tied up [[Auto-erotic asphyxiation|in some strange contraption]] that seemed to partially strangle him while he masturbated. However, authorities confirmed that this had '''nothing''' to do with the WWE star's death, and that he was just a very emotional guy who really had no particular reason to go on living. | ||
Revision as of 23:00, 23 April 2011
Pro wrestler Brian "Crush" Adams died in Florida of natural causes at the age of 44. Two months after his buddy Chris Benoit became an hero, "Crush" finally succumbed to a broken heart.
His wife found him in bed, tied up in some strange contraption that seemed to partially strangle him while he masturbated. However, authorities confirmed that this had nothing to do with the WWE star's death, and that he was just a very emotional guy who really had no particular reason to go on living.
