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Operation: Fat Fuck

Late on the evening of September 7, 2009 and well into September 8th, /b/ broke free from its own cancer and joined together in what could be described as an orgy of lulz as they set out to viciously raid and ruin the life of a fat, retarded redneck named Steele Richardson. It was dubbed by the raiders as Operation: Fat Fuck, also known as Operation: Bobby Hill — given the target's uncanny resemblance to Hank Hill's portly, dimwitted son.

(( They Showed Him That They Loved Him With Their Fists ))


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