Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.

Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Guro: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older editNewer edit →
imported>Edd
imported>Mr. Bad Example
Changed image link so it would animate.
Line 1: Line 1:
{{warning|text=Upon examining one image, you'll look at them all and wonder why you're still on this page.}}
{{warning|text=Upon examining one image, you'll look at them all and wonder why you're still on this page.}}
<P></P>
<P></P>
[[Image:Guroseppuku.gif|thumb|right|180px|Try as you may, you cannot help but rub your nipples.]]
[[Image:Guroseppuku.gif|frame|right|180px|Try as you may, you cannot help but rub your nipples.]]
[[Image:BoobyTrap.gif|frame|right|Got milk?]]
[[Image:BoobyTrap.gif|frame|right|Got milk?]]
[[Image:ChugworthGuroUC.jpg|thumb|180px|right|Thank you, [[webcomics]].]]
[[Image:ChugworthGuroUC.jpg|thumb|180px|right|Thank you, [[webcomics]].]]

Revision as of 19:19, 16 May 2011

Warning!
Upon examining one image, you'll look at them all and wonder why you're still on this page.

Try as you may, you cannot help but rub your nipples.
Got milk?
Thank you, webcomics.
Women love guro.

Whether it be an image of a disemboweled samurai with a gangrenous, pincushioned scrotum or a 60 ft tall Jello beast using his 13 year old victim's intestines as both a noose and a cockring, no guro image fails to delight with its cheeky inventiveness. As such, guro is a beloved and respected branch of Japanese art, said by many to capture the true essence of daily life-as-lived in Japan through the ages. Also, to the artists of these things: WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING??

While a "textbook definition" of ero guro (エログロ for you weeaboo faggots) has yet to be seen, the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing naked anime girls. Usually by means of: big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Because seeing naked anime girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. The actual words are based on the phrase "erotic grotesque nonsense" and despite gore being the most popular choice, things like scat are technically included. But even gore-guro fans know that anyone who likes scat is a sick, sick fuck.

You will never see ero-guro with a dead guy unless the dead guy is a zombie/vampire/cyborg (or some combination) that is killing naked women and then fucking either their severed limbs or their torsos. (Unless of course we're talking about Death Note guro, which there are many images of). This is likely because ero-guro fans are basement-dwellers that could only have sex IRL with a woman whom they had dismembered, and who therefore could not escape. Or they are just sick fucks. Whatever. And in ero-guro, you know skull-fuck doesn't mean a blowjob.....

You become guro halfway through quake 4

Fun Facts

Western society quickly caught on.
  • The group of people that look at ero-guro are known as "sick fucks". Now that you are one, click the link to some insight on your new being.
  • Snuff Films are the IRL Equivalent of ero-guro.
  • People who love stupid crap like Masters of Horror will never admit they fap to this.
  • Uziga Waita, the lovable old grandfather who created the beautiful biopic of Hugh Laurie's career, entitled Mai-Chan's Daily Life, is considered the godfather of modern Guro manga.
  • Shintaro Kago is another Jap guro artist whose work is specially appreciated on 4chan; he is the beautiful mind behind such gems as Hara-Kiri, in which schoolgirls compete to see whose intestines are most attractive, and The Collection, featuring a batshit stalker who harvests and seals in mylar everything her victim touches, including dude's girlfriend's cervix. Delicious!
  • Walt Disney, the loveable old German, came up with the first Ero-Guro animation, called Beauty and the Beast 2 - Gaston gets Serious.
  • Guro is enjoyed whole-heartedly in England - because the spilled, moistened guts of the baying, wide-eyed "virgin" reminds us of Steak and Kidney pie, The Beatles, Chopper Bikes, etc, etc.
  • Dave Cheung, a pedophile, also likes his guro. He's currently writing his loli-guro-porno Angels Corps (wtf grammar), as well as a so-called clean Chugworth Academy, and murdering little girls in Japan, as well as cowtowing to his fans on Gurochan and doing what they say (as long as they pay him). See an unbiased review on his shit here.

IRL Guro

This Shit Is Soooo Hot About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See Also

File:Guro Cock Cutter Girl.jpg
Around blacks, never relax.

Guro is part of a series on

Anime

Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage.

Guro is part of a series on

Anime

Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage.

Guro is part of a series on

Sex

Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage.

Retrieved from "https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Guro&oldid=432019"