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| ''Alec Baldwin | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| High Score | 1 killed, 1 injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Alec Baldwin is actor who gets put into shitty unfunny movies that Hollywood makes to please the mass of low minded idiots that will find anything funny. Last tuesday Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director Joel Soulza what he deserved, a nice shooting. However he end up killing the cinematographer Halyna Hutchins instead. He now claims it was an accident, to avoid investigation from the FBI.
Backstory
Filmaker Joel Soulza created a movie specifically for Alec Baldwin called "Rust", as he had bad enough of a taste to like his shitty movies. Basically it's generic murder movie about an accidental murder. Some argue it's ironic that the movie is about a accidental murder, despite the fact Alec Baldwin did it intentionally.
Despite having no budget at all, they were able to oversea guns for the movie by Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, daughter of Thorn-Reed working in armory for years. They decided to put some bullets in the guns as a middle finger for the director for making them work on his shitty movie.
Shooting
On October, 21, 2021 for a shitty scene for the movie, the cast were given guns. According to different sources, the guns were either checked or not checked. However the oversearer would of put the bullets in the guns, meaning that this was all planned.
Alec Baldwin was bored recording for this movie, and wanted to be was done with this shit. So he said fuck you and attempted to shoot the director. However he only got slightly injury to Joey, but he was able to kill the worthless cinematographer. Halyna is a woman, and since Alec shot her this means Alec Baldwin is sexist, am I right.
He claims he didn't know that there were bullets in the gun. This is false as he would of knew there bullets inside the gun just from turning the reloader. This is obviously him trying to avoid an investigation by the FBI.
After hurting Joey and killing Halyna, Alec posted on Twatter a fake apology.
—Alec Baldfail | ||
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 |
| Style: | 13/20 Surprise kill |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Killed two ugly people |
| Total score: 44/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Investagation
Without no surprise the FBI is already looking into the case. They are under investigation by Santa Fe Sheriff's Office, the states First Judicial District Attorney, and Mexico's Healthy and Safety Bureau. They are too dumb to realize though that Alec Baldwin did it on purpose or the fact that overseas person put in the bullets, so they are only going after production company for not protecting the team for there shitty movie. Hopefully it will put there company out of business.
One of the talentless actors Serge Snetnoy for extra jew gold filled a lawsuit against the production for not trying to taken care of things.
See Also
