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The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (another evidence that [[Google]] is a shit and never shows os cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. Expectations say that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of [[porn]]) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.
The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (more evidence that [[Google]] is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of [[porn]]) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.


== Types of deep web sites ==
== Types of deep web sites ==
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*Not watched by the [[FBI]], therefore boooooring
*Not watched by the [[FBI]], therefore boooooring


== Content of the deep web ==
== Contents of the deep web ==
=== Disgusting illegal dirty [[porn]] that a mentally normal person should never want to see ===
=== Disgusting illegal dirty [[porn]] that a mentally stable person should never want to see ===
** childporn
** childporn
** killporn
** killporn
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=== Selling and buying of illegal stuff ===
=== Selling and buying of illegal stuff ===
** Guns, warmachines
** Guns, war machines
** [[Drugs]]
** [[Drugs]]
** Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are avarage [[asian]] foods btw)
** Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are average [[asian]] foods btw)
** [[Arab]] chicks
** [[Arab]] chicks


=== Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos ===
=== Blogs and sites of [[Basement-dweller|nolifes]] and random videos ===
** [[Emo]] kid suicidal videos
** [[Emo]] kid suicide videos
** [[Hacker]] IRC channels
** [[Hacker]] IRC channels
** Scriptkid forums
** Scriptkiddie forums
** Virus info, viros download, virus tutorials
** Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials
** Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civils, than kicking their head while they are on the ground, than standing around him in a circle and peeing on him than saying he was a terrorist, and than singing
** Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads while they are on the ground, standing around them in a circle and peeing on them while saying that they are a terrorists, and then singing about American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights
for american democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights


===Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services ===
===Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services ===
** Hitmans for hiring
** Hit-men for hire
** Anorexic vietnamise bitches for chained down BDSM [[sex]]
** Anorexic vietnamise bitches who will have kinky BDSM [[sex]] with you
** Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
** Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
** [[Politicians]], judges for hire
** [[Politicians]], judges for hire


== Some famous deep websites ==
== Some famous deep websites ==
In this section I would like to introduce you some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[nerd|geek]] ain't it?
In this section I would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?


==== The Hidden Wiki ====
==== The Hidden Wiki ====
The hidden wiki is quite similar to [[wikipedia]] however not totally the same, since wikipedia stands for educational and intellectual purposes (= read by nolifes), when the hidden wiki stands for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki, about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there, pointing for websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire and himonline, oh and you can also pay him online via [[PayPal]]. Thank modern technology for making our life easier again. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from the avangers, but a program made by phedophiles for phedophiles that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite usefull since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts for everyone who connects it, except their own horny agents.
The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to [[Wikipedia]], but not really, since Wikipedia is mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by [[Basement-dweller|nolifes]]), while the Hidden Wiki exists for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there linking to websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire an actual hitman. Oh and you can also pay him online via [[PayPal]]. Thank [[dildos|modern technology]] for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from the avengers, but a program made by [[pedophiles]] for [[pedophiles]] that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite useful since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).


==== Silk Road ====
==== Silk Road ====
The Silk Road, is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]], and it has a better design. It is probably run by some bored Arab motherfuckers who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it even if they burned 1000$ every time a [[monkey|politician]] lie, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless life. At least, from the picture it seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or rhino sperm here, resulting in the fact that [[Asians]] don't really like this page.  
The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]] and it has a better design. It is probably run by some [[Sand niggers|Arab guys]] who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a [[monkey|politician]] lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that [[Asians]] don't really use this site.  


{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}


Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many shitty gypsies viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that uneducated people who didn't even attended primary school are welcome there and earn good money. '''FALSE'''
Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many [[gypsies]] viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every [[European|uneducated person]] is welcome there and can earn good money.  


== Legal darkweb ==
== Legal sites ==
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviour should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime. Since [[you]] read trough the whole article to reach this point [[you]] are surely sick as [[fuck]] so feel free to check all of them out
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.


* [http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
* [http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
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* [http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger] - don't watch this)
* [http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger] - don't watch this)
* [http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup] -seriously don't watch
* [http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup] -seriously don't watch
* [http://www.bestgore.com/murder/dnepropetrovsk-maniacs-murder-guy-hammer-screwdriver-real-snuff-video Three guys and a hammer] - just 3 typical ukranians (= [[nazis]]) killing a homeless  
* [http://www.bestgore.com/murder/dnepropetrovsk-maniacs-murder-guy-hammer-screwdriver-real-snuff-video Three guys and a hammer] - just 3 typical Ukrainians (= [[nazis]]) killing a homeless  


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==

Revision as of 19:05, 28 January 2013

Notice to Party Van Fans: All information here was found on online forums and via google, I am not the guy you're looking for thx


The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (more evidence that Google is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of porn) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.

Types of deep web sites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring

Contents of the deep web

Disgusting illegal dirty porn that a mentally stable person should never want to see

    • childporn
    • killporn
    • rape porn
    • necropedozoophileporn
    • and so on...

Selling and buying of illegal stuff

    • Guns, war machines
    • Drugs
    • Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are average asian foods btw)
    • Arab chicks

Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos

    • Emo kid suicide videos
    • Hacker IRC channels
    • Scriptkiddie forums
    • Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials
    • Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads while they are on the ground, standing around them in a circle and peeing on them while saying that they are a terrorists, and then singing about American democracy, liberty, equality and the respect of human rights

Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services

    • Hit-men for hire
    • Anorexic vietnamise bitches who will have kinky BDSM sex with you
    • Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
    • Politicians, judges for hire

Some famous deep websites

In this section I would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds fun doesn't it?

The Hidden Wiki

The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to Wikipedia, but not really, since Wikipedia is mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by nolifes), while the Hidden Wiki exists for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there linking to websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire an actual hitman. Oh and you can also pay him online via PayPal. Thank modern technology for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use TOR, not THOR from the avengers, but a program made by pedophiles for pedophiles that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite useful since the FBI is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).

Silk Road

The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by Jews and it has a better design. It is probably run by some Arab guys who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a politician lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger dicks or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that Asians don't really use this site.

   
 
I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP
 

 
 

Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many gypsies viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every uneducated person is welcome there and can earn good money.

This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal sexual behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.

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