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*[[Satan]]
*[[Satan]]
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft.
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft.
*[[Steve Ballmer]], Bill's butt buddy in action.
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] and [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] operating system built by Microsoft.
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] and [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] operating system built by Microsoft.
** [[Microsoft Office]] - a just as shitty word processor by the same.
** [[Microsoft Office]] - a just as shitty word processor by the same.
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*[[Bing]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]].
*[[Bing]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]].
*[[Xbox]], [[Xbox360]] and [[Xbox One]], Bill Gates' shitty clones of the Playstaion 2, [[Playstation 3]], and Playstation 4.
*[[Xbox]], [[Xbox360]] and [[Xbox One]], Bill Gates' shitty clones of the Playstaion 2, [[Playstation 3]], and Playstation 4.
*[[My Tiny Dick|Your penis]]
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Revision as of 18:45, 18 August 2014

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