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Revision as of 18:30, 6 April 2026

   
 
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Reviewbrah (Powerword: John Jurasek) also known as 'The Report of the Week' is a 20 year old food reviewer and shortwave radio host known primarily for his smashing attire and eccentric mannerisms. Reviewbrah is beloved on 4chan, specifically on /r9k/, /pol/, and /fit/, however he was first made popular by various bodybuilding communities, namely bodybuilding.com. Many details about Reviewbrah's life are unknown however it is known that at some point he did browse 4chan, mainly /r9k/ and /pol/. This means Reviewbrah is a Neo-Nazi incel of course. He always drinks Starbucks Water and is either in his car, a room, or at a park when he reviews food. He has a million subscribers with many of his JewTube peers being a fan of his.

His nickname (Reviewbrah) which most people call him by, was originated on the bodybuilding forums. As in their community they refer to each other as "brah". Report Of the Week was regularly talked about there, due to him being able to eat fatty foods and not gain any weight.

Reviewbrah has been falsely reported as a victim of just about every major terrorist attack and shooting since 2016 and his picture has appeared on many new broadcasts as one of the supposed victims or shooters. Namely as a victim in the Texas church shooting.

Gangstalked

In 2016, Reviewbrah reported to be being stalked in Taco Bell review did, due to a car supposedly passing him twice in the footage. Due to him using the term "gangstalked" and later reviews of his having a mattress in the back of his car, many people thought he lost his shit. But after what the fuck ever it was that was bothering him went away, business was back as usual, and was to never be spoken of again. Anyway here's a video from lulz aggregator Whang talking about the situation.

A list of foodreviewers Reviewbrah is better than

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