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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} consists of yet more suicidal freaks who wont shut the fuck up about their waifu, you can help these people by reminding them that killing themselves will go [[Nicholas Prosper|horribly wrong]] and will possibly end up in the [[Hell|abyss]] instead of fucking their waifu</font></td></tr>
<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} sufferers are yet more suicidal freaks who wont shut the fuck up about their waifus. You can help these people by reminding them that killing themselves will go [[Nicholas Prosper|horribly wrong]] and they will possibly end up in the [[Hell|abyss]] instead of fucking their waifus.</font></td></tr>
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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Nicholas)<br>Yes (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Autistic hyperfixation on their waifus}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Autistic hyperfixation on their waifus}}
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People suffering from '''Parasocial Syndrome''' aka '''Randy Stair Syndrome''' take things to the next level, Instead of worshipping their waifu, they go out of their way to [[An hero|kill themselves]], sometimes [[Mass Shooting|bringing others down with them]], just to hope they will have sex with their cartoon character due to [[Incel|being biologically incapable of touching a female]]
People suffering from '''Parasocial Syndrome''' a.k.a. '''Randy Stair Syndrome''' take things to the next level. Instead of worshipping their waifus, they go out of their way to [[An hero|kill themselves]], sometimes [[Mass Shooting|bringing others down with them]], hoping they will have sex with their favorite fictional characters due to [[Incel|being biologically incapable of touching a female]].


===Tranny Phantom===
===Tranny Phantom===
{{main|Randy Stair}}
{{main|Randy Stair}}


[[File:Randy_Robert_Natural_Selection.jpg|100px|thumb|left|]]
[[File:Randy_Robert_Natural_Selection.jpg|100px|thumb|left]]
 
On June 8, 2017, a tranny named '''Randy Stair'''{{Trans}} shot up the supermarket he worked at and an hero'd, hoping to be reincarnated as a ghost girl. This happened because he was obsessed with Ember McLain from Danny Phantom to the point of creating a group of edgy recolors of her called "Ember's Ghost Squad", effectively cementing him as the [[Chris Chan]] of mass shooters. He is best known for being one of the first notable individuals with parasocial syndrome, hence why the disease is sometimes referred to as Randy Stair syndrome.


'''[[Powerword|Randy Robert Stair]]'''{{Trans}} (alias: '''Andrew Blaze''', aka '''Tranny Phantom''') was an emo animefag [[Columbiner]] degenerate 24-year-old whose mental state caused him to devolve from a relatively normal [[Ugly|handsome]] young lad into a man-child basement dweller constantly obsessing over Nickelodeon cartoon characters that he morphed into edgy school shooters called the Ember's Ghost Squad. His perverse and childish obsession with his fairy-tale world, coupled with his degenerative psychological condition eventually accumulated in him perpetrating a mediocre [[mass shooting]] at the grocery store he worked at, that resulted in a pitiful 3 murders before he an hero'd. He apparently believed that his imaginary friends were calling for him to kill himself so he could be with them forever. He was also a tranny and thought he was a girl in a man-child's body, Randy Stair is known to be one of the first major individuals with parasocial syndrome, hense why sometimes the disease could be known as Randy Stair Syndrome.
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===The Original Dokiposter===
===The Original Dokiposter===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}


[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|WIP image]]
[[File:BenWalmsley.jpg|100px|thumb|left]]
 
On February 4, 2018, some edgy kid named '''Ben Walmsley''' hanged himself and his parents thought that [[Doki Doki Literature Club]] [[Fact|groomed him into doing so]].
 
{{clear}}
===Dokiposter Part 2===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
 
[[File:RokJakopovićPotz.jpeg|100px|thumb|left]]
 
On February 28, 2018, not even a month after the incident above, '''Rok Jakopović Potz''' killed himself for the same reason.
 
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=== The OG Brony Killer===
{{main|Brandon Hole}}
 
[[File:Brandon_Hole1.png|100px|thumb|left]]
On April 15, 2021, a brony named '''Brandon Hole''' shot up the FedEx he worked at and an hero'd. Right before the shooting, he made one final Facebook post saying "I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there’s no afterlife and she isn’t real then my life never mattered anyway."
 
{{clear}}
=== Pedophiles Never Prosper ===
{{main|Nicholas Prosper}}
 
[[File:Nicholas_Prosper.jpg|100px|thumb|left]]
On September 13, 2024, a mutt named '''Nicholas Prosper'''{{Girllover}} was tired of people killing NPCs in front of Clementine from The Walking Dead, so he decided to murder his actual real-life family for Clementine. Oh, the irony.
 
{{clear}}
=== Sayo-nara ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}
 
[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left]]
On September 10, 2025, a Columbiner named '''Desmond Holly'''{{Columbiner}} shot up his school, killing no one and injuring two before an heroing. He had a Sayori sticker on his gun, making him the first DDLC-related suicide to try to take other people with him.


in 2018, some edgy kid named Ben whalmsley hanged himself and his parents thought that [[Doki Doki Literature Club]] [[Fact|groomed him into doing so]]
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=== The OG Brony killer===
{{main|Brandon Scott Hole}}


[[File:Brandon_Hole1.png|100px|thumb|left|WIP image]]
== High Scores ==
On April 15 [[2021]], 19-year-old '''Brandon Scott [[vagina|Hole]]''' went tired of being a [[suicidal]], autistic, [[brony]] [[slave|wage slave]] and went postal, shooting up the FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, [[Indiana]]. Brandon Scott "A-Hole" killed 8 and injured 7, before ultimately becoming [[an hero]]. The motive behind his crusade was true romance and Brandon's deep, passionate, love for his [[waifu]] [[my little pony|Applejack]] and his desire to spend eternity with her in the afterlife. With his noble quest in mind, Brandon drove to his former employers at FedEx armed with a rifle and began blasting the fuck out of the filthy casuals in the parking lot. Employees inside the facility were enjoying the relative safety of the gun-free zone, however, they could not call for help as they had to follow a [[who was phone|no phone policy]]. [[Some argue]] shitty management are the real ones to blame for this tragedy because of this. [[Police]] arrived at 11 pm but it was too late, our warrior of love had already become [[an hero]] and his spirit instantly teleported to the [[My Little Pony]] [[hell|realm]] where he and Applejack will live happily ever after.
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Revision as of 19:11, 14 December 2025

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Lose 5 iPods?

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Parasocial Syndrome sufferers are yet more suicidal freaks who wont shut the fuck up about their waifus. You can help these people by reminding them that killing themselves will go horribly wrong and they will possibly end up in the abyss instead of fucking their waifus.

Parasocial Syndrome
Active June 8, 2017 - The heat death of the universe
Nationality: Global  
Occupation Various
Highscore Killed 14, injured 9
Top 50? No
Style An Hero + optional FPS DLC)
An Hero? No (Nicholas)
Yes (everyone else)
Motive Autistic hyperfixation on their waifus

People suffering from Parasocial Syndrome a.k.a. Randy Stair Syndrome take things to the next level. Instead of worshipping their waifus, they go out of their way to kill themselves, sometimes bringing others down with them, hoping they will have sex with their favorite fictional characters due to being biologically incapable of touching a female.

Tranny Phantom

Moar info: Randy Stair.

On June 8, 2017, a tranny named Randy Stair⚧ shot up the supermarket he worked at and an hero'd, hoping to be reincarnated as a ghost girl. This happened because he was obsessed with Ember McLain from Danny Phantom to the point of creating a group of edgy recolors of her called "Ember's Ghost Squad", effectively cementing him as the Chris Chan of mass shooters. He is best known for being one of the first notable individuals with parasocial syndrome, hence why the disease is sometimes referred to as Randy Stair syndrome.

The Original Dokiposter

Moar info: NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo.

On February 4, 2018, some edgy kid named Ben Walmsley hanged himself and his parents thought that Doki Doki Literature Club groomed him into doing so.

Dokiposter Part 2

Moar info: NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo.

On February 28, 2018, not even a month after the incident above, Rok Jakopović Potz killed himself for the same reason.

The OG Brony Killer

Moar info: Brandon Hole.

On April 15, 2021, a brony named Brandon Hole shot up the FedEx he worked at and an hero'd. Right before the shooting, he made one final Facebook post saying "I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there’s no afterlife and she isn’t real then my life never mattered anyway."

Pedophiles Never Prosper

Moar info: Nicholas Prosper.

On September 13, 2024, a mutt named Nicholas Prosper was tired of people killing NPCs in front of Clementine from The Walking Dead, so he decided to murder his actual real-life family for Clementine. Oh, the irony.

Sayo-nara

Moar info: Desmond Holly.

On September 10, 2025, a Columbiner named Desmond Holly shot up his school, killing no one and injuring two before an heroing. He had a Sayori sticker on his gun, making him the first DDLC-related suicide to try to take other people with him.

High Scores

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR STYLE
1 Brandon Hole 8 7 Y 2021 FPS
2 Randy Stair 3 0 Y 2017 FPS
3 Nicholas Prosper 3 0 N 2024 FPS
4 Desmond Holly 0 2 Y 2025 FPS
5 Ben Walmsley 0 0 Y 2018 An Hero
6 Rok Jakopović Potz 0 0 Y 2018 An Hero
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