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'''Charles James Kirk''' was a [[conservative]] political commentator who got shot in the neck on September 10, [[2025]]. He was friends with [[Trump]] and [[Israel]], two entities who can be trusted to treat their friends nicely.
Following a mysterious series of deaths among candidates of [[Germany]]'s far-right [[AfD]] party, '''Charles James Kirk''' of Turning Point USA, a [[conservative]] political commentator and [[Israel|MIGA]] shill with the most [[boring|moderate and mainstream]] opinions evar, got sniped in the neck at a political rally on September 10th, [[2025]], where he died under a banner that read "[[irony|prove me wrong]]". He was friends with [[Trump]] and [[Israel]], two entities who can be trusted to treat their friends nicely.


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Revision as of 02:24, 11 September 2025

POLITICAL VIOLENCE

WARNING:

With Jews, you lose!
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Following a mysterious series of deaths among candidates of Germany's far-right AfD party, Charles James Kirk of Turning Point USA, a conservative political commentator and MIGA shill with the most moderate and mainstream opinions evar, got sniped in the neck at a political rally on September 10th, 2025, where he died under a banner that read "prove me wrong". He was friends with Trump and Israel, two entities who can be trusted to treat their friends nicely.

Chances are he was killed by Israel, if this guy has anything to say about it:

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uh oh goy figured it out

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