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GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again
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GuilhermeCringe3.png|Max Porta would be ashamed of you
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GuilhermeV&.jpeg|You got v&!
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File:HugoJackson2023.png|[[Hugo Jackson|His father]], who is a bit proud of his son.
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{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}
{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten| -5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}


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Revision as of 15:06, 8 August 2025

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni
Nationality: BRAzilian   
Highscore 4 kills, 11 injured
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, v& for 3 years


Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni, was a 16-year-old Latinx neo-Nazi who on 25th November 2022, played a double round of CS:GOGOGO in — guess where? — Aracruz: BRAZIL AGAIN!

A Masacre

Ao video da jogo da morte

Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.

Os Mortos

  • Selena Zagrillo, 12
  • Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos, 48
  • Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara, 45
  • Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo, 38

A Galleria da Aracruz

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 11 wounded
Accuracy: 6/20 Could you aim better fag?
Style: 5/20 That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half
Butthurt: 11/20 Talked on some media
Bonus: 20/20 Got TWO schools in one go
Total Score: 46/100 (E-)

Brazil is white!
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Geir Kaldahl

Geir Kaldahl
Nationality: Norwegian   
Highscore 3 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes
Geir after shooting himself.

Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.

After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.


Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 5/20 Didn't hit anybody in the gas station
Style: 7/20 Angry dad
Butthurt: 5/20
Bonus: 8/20 Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage
Total Score: 28/100 (F)
Another norsk mass shooting.
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Genildo Ferreira de França

Genildo Ferreira de França
Nationality: Brazilian   
Highscore 14 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.

He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.

Suicide Note

The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.

And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.

I stop here because I can't go on.

I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.

I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.

It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.

I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.

Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.

GOODBYE

TO

EVERYONE

Signed Jenildo


Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 Puts Suzano to shame.
Accuracy: 18/20 Only 1 injured.
Style: 13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit.
Butthurt: 5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares.
Bonus: 15/20 National High Score.
Total Score: 65/100 (C-)
Totally not gay.
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Guilherme Reis

Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira
Nationality: BRAzilian   
Highscore Killed 1, injured 4
Style Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No


On March 27th, 2023, 13-year-old Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.

Motive

Days before his failure, the motive behind his Max Porta-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a black classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously mutted zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.

Payment day

On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK, like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero Max Porta, who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.

Media and rant


Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 4 injured
Accuracy: 6/20 A knife attack, what do you expect?
Style: 3/20 The fucking mask! I hate it!
Butthurt: 5/20 Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten
Bonus: -5/20 SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus
Total Score: 10/100 (F-------)
Portuspic Max Porta
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Glenn Litton


The pedophile looking shooter
Glenn Litton
Born 1968
Died December 4, 2024 (aged 56)
Nationality: White Trash
Highscore 2 injured
Style FPS, Singleplayer
Ragequit? Hell yeah
Motive #FreePalestine

And you probably thought Arda was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 (besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates) is, of course, Glenn Litton, a homeless felon who decided to mix up the motives of an heroes like Aaron Bushnell with the extremely lulzy methods of pedophiles such as Adam Lanza and Audrey Hale! That's right, ladies and gents, On December 4, 2024, this retard shot up an elementary school BECAUSE OF MUH FREE PALESTINE!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of zero along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to become Aaron Bushnell's sugar daddy in hell. His high score, was worse than Ilya, including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, Dimitris Patmanidis and Ben Moynihan too.

Gayllery and rant


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 I don't know what I expected, really
Accuracy: 0.5/20 i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing
Style: 0.5/20 School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done over 9000 times before.
Butthurt: 5/20 Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.
Bonus: 10/20 But minus Lol, GTFO
Total Score: -3/100 (F--------------------------------------)
At this point, I'm starting to think the Jews were right after all.
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Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard